Pattaya Gentleman's Clubs

[World Travel 69]

I put together a List and Map.

I know some places are closed or wrong, so please let Us know, so I can fix them.
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Pattaya, Thailand

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Gentleman Clubs:

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Excite Club, Pattaya 3rd Road and Chaloem Phrakiat 6 Alley. 12+ Ladies. Prices: _ Tel: +66 89 937 8643. Hours: _.
https://www.facebook.com/Excite-Club-Pattaya-125637877770799/?hc_ref=PAGES_TIMELINE&fref=nf

Venus Love Lounge & Guesthouse, 245/142-143, Pattaya 3rd Road, Pattaya Chonburi. __ Ladies. Prices: _ Tel: 085 276 8353. Hours: Monday to Sunday 2 pm to Midnight. http://www.flirt-pattaya.com/location/venus-love-lounge/.

M Club, Gentlemans Club, Chaloem Phrakiat 12. __ Ladies. Prices: _ Tel: +66 84 758 9907. Hours: 2 pm to Midnight. https://www.facebook.com/M-Club-Pattaya-118409138323926/?rf=608454912504005 http://lovepattayathailand.com/beer-bar/m-club-pattaya/.

Club 4 Gentlemans Club, Pattayaklang, Na Klua Bang Lamung, Chon Buri, Thailand, Bang Lamung, Central Pattaya, Pattaya. 10+ Ladies. Prices: _ Tel: +66 89 851 7863. Hours: _ http://c4bar.weebly.com/ https://www.facebook.com/CLUB-4-Gentlemens-Club-1852935814931718/timeline/.

Pirates Hostess Club, between Soi Bunkot and the Arunothai andran Condos, next to The 007 Club Bar. __ Ladies. Prices: _ Tel: _ Hours: _ https://www.facebook.com/pages/Pirates-Hostess-Club/1672237276391301.

The 007 Club Bar, Near the Bic see Pattaya Klang, next to Pirates Hostess Club. 8+ Ladies. Prices: _ Tel: 0875 356690. Hours: Noon to Midnight. http://www.007pattaya.com/#.

Bliss Lounge, Gentlemans Club, Pattaya 3 Road, Soi 13,1255'44"and 10053'18"E. __ Ladies. Prices: _ Hours: 1 pm to Midnight. https://www.facebook.com/pages/Bliss-Lounge-Pattaya/212584515424509.

Bar Club La Poste, Gentlemans Club, Soi Lengkee opposite Retox Sports Bar just off Pattaya 3rd Road, Pattaya. __ Ladies. Prices: _ Hours: 1:30 pm to 2 am. http://lovepattayathailand.com/beer-bar/la-poste/ https://www.facebook.com/Bar.Club.La.Poste/.

Carre Blanc Le Club Gentlemans Club, between Pattaya 3rd Road and Soi Buakhao, on Chaloem Phrakiat 33 Alley. __ Ladies. Prices: _ Tel: 087-536-4922. Hours: Monday to Sunday 1 pm to Midnight. http://lovepattayathailand.com/beer-bar/carre-blanc-le-club/.

La Rouge Gentlemans Club, Soi Boonsampan at Boonsampan 4 Alley, Soi Khao Noi, 500 meters from the Railway Road on the left when driving from Sukhumvit Road, 1255'26.7"and 10054'30.0"E. _ Ladies. Prices: _ Tel: 085-433-40-73. Hours: 9 am to 10 pm. http://lovepattayathailand.com/beer-bar/le-rouge/.

The Telephone Bar, Gentlemans Club, Pattaya Tai Soi 2, Soi Batman, 1255'11.5"and 10053'37.9"E. __ Ladies. Prices: _ Tel: 084 783 3957,085 433 4073. Hours: Monday to Sunday 9 am to 10 pm.

Heaven Gentlemans Club, Soi Kasetsin 11 Alley on Pratumnak Hill. __ Ladies. Prices: _ Tel: 038-110-694. Hours: 2 pm until 10 pm. http://lovepattayathailand.com/beer-bar/heaven-gentlemans-club/ https://www.facebook.com/Heavengentlemanlounge.

Montana Bar, Gentlemans Club, Soi 17 off Pattaya 3rd Road, 1254'59.8"and 10052'45.6"E. 20 Ladies. Prices: _ Tel: +66 91 246 0527. Hours: Monday to Sunday 2 pm to 2 am. https://www.facebook.com/pages/Montana-Bar/359666657416640 http://lovepattayathailand.com/beer-bar/montana-bar/.

The Lounge Pratamnak, next to the Hot Rod Motorcycle Showroom at the top of Soi 3 Pratamanak. __ Ladies. Prices: _ Tel: 081 863 0201. Hours: 7 days 6 pm to 2 am. http://www.flirt-pattaya.com/location/the-lounge-pratamnak/.

Kinnaree Place, 389/110 Moo 12 Pratumak Road, Soi 4, Banglamung Chonburi. 20-30 Ladies. Prices: _ Tel: +66 61 439 0366. Hours: 1 pm to 9 pm. http://www.jomtiennightlife.com/kinnaree-place/ https://www.facebook.com/PlaceKinnaree/ http://kinnareeplace.com/carmine/index.html It seems to be a afternoon freelancer hang out and the few girls we spoke to ask for 1000ST, but in my opinion I believe one get it for less.

Jade House Gentlemens Club, off Thappraya Road on a side road in between Soi Thrap Phraya 7 Alley and 9. 20-30 Ladies. Prices: _ Tel: 087-809-8461. Hours: 1 pm to 8-9 pm. http://lovepattayathailand.com/beer-bar/jade-house-gentlemens-club/.

Tokyo Kids, located at 388/69 Soi 10 Soi Kopai, from Jomtien take Soi 8 Thepprisit Road past The Punch and Judy pub, turn right at the Lion Pub, Tokyo Kids is 100 metres on the right. __ Ladies. Prices: _ Tel: _ Hours: _ http://www.flirt-pattaya.com/location/tokyo-kids/.

The Camel Toe Gentlemans Club, Soi Khopai 10,1254'44.0"and 10052'56.8"E. 8+ Ladies. Prices: _ Tel: 098-978-8708. Hours: 1 pm to late. http://lovepattayathailand.com/beer-bar/the-camel-toe/.

Secret Garden Pattaya, Thepprasit road, turn into Soi 8, go down past the Eden Hotel an then the Eden pub. Immediately after the pub take a right turn. At the first intersection turn left then right again at the next intersection. Secret Garden is on the right hand side down that road. If you reach the Futsal stadium you have gone too far. 10+ Ladies. Prices: _ Tel: Hours: _ http://www.gentsclubspattaya.com/secret-garden.html.

The Booze Lounge Gentlemans Club, on Soi Khao Talo, which on the darkside, also known as East Pattaya. __ Ladies. Prices: _ Tel: 087-747-8555. Hours: Monday to Sunday 1 pm to 2 am. http://lovepattayathailand.com/beer-bar/the-booze-lounge/.

Kik Bar Gentlemans Club, on what Bun Samphan Road which is at the end of Soi Khao Talo right on the corner. __ Ladies. Prices: _ Tel: 086-584-6276. Hours: Monday to Sunday 1 pm to 11:30 pm. http://lovepattayathailand.com/beer-bar/kik-bar/#.

The Passion Gentlemans Club, 12.9015,100.8735. __ Ladies. Prices: _ Tel: +66 99 467 0852. Hours: 1 pm to 9 pm. http://passionpattaya.com/ https://www.facebook.com/passionpattaya.

KitCat Club Gentlemans Club, off Thappraya Road, 1253'58.4"and 10052'03.2"E. __ Ladies. Prices: _ Tel: 090-329-0940. Hours: 3 pm to 11 pm. http://lovepattayathailand.com/beer-bar/kitcat-club/.

Rioja Gentlemans Club, Soi Watboonkanchana Jomtien Chonburi, from Theppasit Road, take Soi 7, after approximately kilometers, and 100 yards before the end of the Soi, take Soi 2/7, Rioja is 100 metres further on the right, 6-8 Ladies. Prices: _ Tel: +66 80 831 0710. Hours: Noon to 10 pm. http://www.flirt-pattaya.com/location/rioja-gentlemens-club/.
Honda dealership, go all the way down to the end near the Jomtien sport complex. 12/10 pm, there seem to be short time rooms and one girl ask for 1000 S.

The Winchester Club, 13/16-17 Moo 12, Soi what Boonkanjana, jomtien, Pattaya Nongprue Banglamung. __ Ladies. Prices: _ Tel: +66 81 638 1719. Hours: Noon to 10 pm. https://www.facebook.com/Winchester-Club-Pattaya-423632431041283/.

Pacha Gentlemans Club (ex Blue Cat Bar), on the Darkside Soi Khao Talo adding to the great selection of bars, pubs and clubs already established in East Pattaya. 5-6 Ladies. Prices: _ Tel: 081-343-3367. Hours: _.

The Black Sheep, Gentleman Club, Highway 3 and Highway 315, Moo 5, North Pattaya. 1322'12.8"and 10059'54.8"E. 9-10 Ladies. Prices: _ Tel: 087-146-8531. Hours: Monday to Sunday 1 pm to Midnight. http://lovepattayathailand.com/beer-bar/black-sheep/.

[Banana Boi]

Owned by the same owners as many of our favorite Soi 6 bars.

https://www.facebook.com/pg/ClubSinPattaya/photos/

[Banana Boi]

http://pattaya-bars.com/j-club-pattaya/

[Alex7J]

http://pattaya-bars.com/j-club-pattaya/Hey BB,

What is the difference between Gentleman's club and a normal go go bar: Never been to a GC before in BKK nor Pattaya.

Guide me is it worth?

[Christian G]

LE Carre Blanc is now located in Soi Full Love Inn, in old CB location (soi 33 third road) have a new club now.

Geisha BJ Bar in soi LK Pavilion.

Fairy Club soi Buakhao.

Tokyo Kids was a naked sushi bar and it was raided by Police 2 years ago. I think is close now.

In the darkside area have many more G. Clubs.

[World Travel 69]

That is the main difference, I believe.

The Gentleman's Clubs open early and close early.


Hey BB,

What is the difference between Gentleman's club and a normal go go bar: Never been to a GC before in BKK nor Pattaya.

Guide me is it worth?

[Alex7J]

That is the main difference, I believe.

The Gentleman's Clubs open early and close early.With so many of them, then it gives me a legit reason to visit Pattaya for 3 / 4 night holiday sojourn. I like the women in Ibar / Insomina but there must be other discos also for flrs if there are 20 gc clubs there must me 20 discos also. I always thought what to do in the day as I am not a touristy kind of person. So if we need a pop in day then GCC and for late nights we have clubs and discos which other discos wt 69 are good for pickups mate.

Cheers,

Peace.

[Banana Boi]

Here's a photo I took last month of the 6 G-clubs on Full Love Inn (from front to back, Carre Blanc, J Club, 4, Sin, 007, and Pirates). For a perspective of where you are that tall building lit up in the background is LK President on 3rd Road near Soi Lengkee. It's about a 10 minute walk from there.

Alex, many of those clubs on the original poster's list have since closed. Other than Kinnaree which may have 30-40 girls on a good day, most of the others I have gone to have 5-10 girls. I wouldn't make a trip of it but the G-clubs are a good alternative to Soi 6.

As Christian mentioned, there are many more on the Dark Side.

[Christian G]

Velvet GClub soi Bongkot.

[World Travel 69]

Please tell us which ones are closed, so I don't have go there to find out, next week when I am there.

I added a few more to the List and Map.


Here's a photo I took last month of the 6 G-clubs on Full Love Inn (from front to back, Carre Blanc, J Club, 4, Sin, 007, and Pirates). For a perspective of where you are that tall building lit up in the background is LK President on 3rd Road near Soi Lengkee. It's about a 10 minute walk from there.

Alex, many of those clubs on the original poster's list have since closed.

Other than Kinnaree which may have 30-40 girls on a good day, most of the others I have gone to have 5-10 girls. I wouldn't make a trip of it but the G-clubs are a good alternative to Soi 6.

As Christian mentioned, there are many more on the Dark Side.

[Christian G]

Please tell us which ones are closed, Venus Lounge closed.
The Lounge Pratamnak, I never read a single report about this club, I suppose it is closed.
Secret Garden is called The Camel Toe now.
Winchester was closed last June.

[RickyM]

Possibly a weird question but are couples welcome at the gentlemen's clubs?

I will be in Pattaya soon and meeting a female friend so would be good to know, I have tried a RTFF and is not openly started.

Hopefully someone will be able to offer a yes or no to the question, thanks in advance for anyone who does.

[TellAll]

Possibly a weird question but are couples welcome at the gentlemen's clubs?

I will be in Pattaya soon and meeting a female friend so would be good to know, I have tried a RTFF and is not openly started.

Hopefully someone will be able to offer a yes or no to the question, thanks in advance for anyone who does.Women are allowed as guest in gentlemens clubs as long as they are with you and there to buy pussy and not sell it.

[Bamboo Pete]

I put together a List and Map.

I know some places are closed or wrong, so please let Us know, so I can fix them.
I used some old posts and I thanks you guys for your help.

Pattaya, Thailand

https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?hl=en&authuser=0&mid=1TBW8OkCo4Acz1ug7ssSBBNTxJ5U&ll=12.916318271760435%2C100.88684691450328&z=14

Gentleman Clubs:

http://www.flirt-pattaya.com/secret-locations-pattayas-gentlemens-clubs/..I will be in Pattaya again next month and I want to try a typical gentleman club this time (I tried Excite Club and the Full Love Inn clubs, but never the ones where you have to ring).

I found this great post of World Travel 69 from 2017 and I guess, some of the clubs have closed meanwhile and maybe new ones opened.

Which ones are the most popular now? Is Heaven Club still open?

I have read before that prices are like Soi 6. Is this still the case?

[World Travel 69]

This needs to be updated, so give a little help Guys.

Pattaya:

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[EverythingThai]

Women are allowed as guest in gentlemens clubs as long as they are with you and there to buy pussy and not sell it.I am going to say that is not correct. Why? Because I have brought my 1st bar fine of the day to many gents clubs in Pattaya. We would drink together there because it was not convenient for me to take her back to my condo. I arranged where she would work there as a freelancer and get commission on her lady drinks from me. Then I would pay for the ST room at that gents club and take her for spin upstairs. As. Cat Flaps closes at 9 PM, I have often just taken the girl to Maggie Mays. Never paid her bar fine to leave. Just continued the party at Maggie Mays.

[EverythingThai]

I will be in Pattaya again next month and I want to try a typical gentleman club this time (I tried Excite Club and the Full Love Inn clubs, but never the ones where you have to ring).

I found this great post of World Travel 69 from 2017 and I guess, some of the clubs have closed meanwhile and maybe new ones opened.

Which ones are the most popular now? Is Heaven Club still open?

I have read before that prices are like Soi 6. Is this still the case?Club Fate, Maggie Mays, Kineree, and Cat Flaps are excellent. Buzzing Lounge has its moments.

[EverythingThai]

I put together a List and Map.

I know some places are closed or wrong, so please let Us know, so I can fix them.
I used some old posts and I thanks you guys for your help.

Pattaya, Thailand

https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?hl=en&authuser=0&mid=1TBW8OkCo4Acz1ug7ssSBBNTxJ5U&ll=12.916318271760435%2C100.88684691450328&z=14

Gentleman Clubs:

http://www.flirt-pattaya.com/secret-locations-pattayas-gentlemens-clubs/.Way out of date now. Since you have no posted in a while, would you mind if I took this vlog over? This is one topic I love and I frequent these clubs on a regular basis in Pattaya. Would admin object?

[Houston Player]

Club Fate, Maggie Mays, Kineree, and Cat Flaps are excellent. Buzzing Lounge has its moments.I live in Bangkok but visit Pattaya about every 6 weeks for a few days. I last visited the week after the fireworks festival. We Generally visit Kinnarre once a visit. After leaving Kinnarre on a Saturday we decided to walk over to Catflaps to check it out for the first time. The bar was nice enough but the selection of girls was the worst I've ever seen at any of the Pattaya gentlemens clubs.

At EverythingThai is this bar very hit or miss, or is the selection always this poor on Saturdays?

[EverythingThai]

I live in Bangkok but visit Pattaya about every 6 weeks for a few days. I last visited the week after the fireworks festival. We Generally visit Kinnarre once a visit. After leaving Kinnarre on a Saturday we decided to walk over to Catflaps to check it out for the first time. The bar was nice enough but the selection of girls was the worst I've ever seen at any of the Pattaya gentlemens clubs.

At EverythingThai is this bar very hit or miss, or is the selection always this poor on Saturdays?Sometimes the selection is great and other times it's not so great. Sounds like you went after a fe were bar fined. There is about 6 there that are nice but they are always busy upstairs or out side. Ge there early.

[Explorer8939]

Sometimes the selection is great and other times it's not so great. Sounds like you went after a fe were bar fined. There is about 6 there that are nice but they are always busy upstairs or out side. Ge there early.I ran across one of the ladies in your photos on her first day of work, barfined her along with a veteran lady, and off we went to my condo for drinks.

Eventually we got down to business, and the older lady taught her what to do, holding her legs up while I pounded her.

Apparently she has been very busy since day 1.

[DogLife]

Way out of date now. Since you have no posted in a while, would you mind if I took this vlog over? This is one topic I love and I frequent these clubs on a regular basis in Pattaya. Would admin object?Just got a word from WT69 the maps are updated now.

Announcing on his behalf as he is not able to access the site currently.

[World Travel 69]

https://devilsdenthailand.com/

https://www.facebook.com/somjitpoolpong/


Just got a word from WT69 the maps are updated now.

Announcing on his behalf as he is not able to access the site currently.

[Sky Ryder]

https://devilsdenthailand.com/

https://www.facebook.com/somjitpoolpong/That transport option sounds like fun, and some of the ladies are "photo cute", but it appears they are not operational. No contact info. Also FYI the last post to the facebook page is 2019.

[Banana Boi]

There is about 6 there that are nice but they are always busy upstairs or out side. Ge there early.It opens at 1 pm but what time do most of the girls show up at Cat Flaps? Is it like Kinnaree most of the girls show up around 3 or 4 pm or are these girls mostly there from 1 pm? I like one of the girls on their website. I think it's a girl i knew from the old Ninja days.

[EverythingThai]

It opens at 1 pm but what time do most of the girls show up at Cat Flaps? Is it like Kinnaree most of the girls show up around 3 or 4 pm or are these girls mostly there from 1 pm? I like one of the girls on their website. I think it's a girl i knew from the old Ninja days.All the ladies are there at 1 pm with bells on. The reason is they have to follow the operating hours as they are on 10 day contracts. In Kinnaree, most of the girls are freelancers and don't have to follow the hours. They come and go as they please. Kinnaree opens at noon by the way and I have seen most ladies are there by 1 pm and gone by 4-5 pm. Back home to meet their Thai boyfriends or husbands who finish work. Yes, most of the girls at Kinnaree are married to Thais already. By 6 or 7, Kinnaree is a ghost town with very few ladies left.

[SubCmdr]

Playgirlz. I felt somewhat out of place there. It wasn't too crowded, but I was actually told twice "you can't sit here" without being told where I can sit. But ah well, perhaps they were having a bad day. Anyway, I sit down, get offered the card, and the first pages are bottles of alcohol for 5000 THB etc. , before I get to the beer section at the very end. Hmm. Then there are these ladies walking around with enormous bunches of fake plastic THB bills around their necks. I've seen similar in other gogos, but these were much larger. It was all screaming, at least to me: spend all the money you have. Yes, I know that's their brand, and I went out of curiosity, I can even imagine customers who will want to throw around that cash! But honestly, I was hoping for something more eccentric, like (fake) pearls everywhere, gold paint, some sort of throne and crown for the big spender. Perhaps something more gangsta, like in 50 Cent's PIMP music video! Either way, curiosity satisfied.It will be interesting to hear what our newly self crowned expert on Beach Road has to say about the place. From your description sound like it is his spot. No doubt!


I'm going to Playgirlz now.

[SubCmdr]

Maggie Mays (Jomtien)

Faculty is very wide but very deep with an upstairs for where the rooms are. The keep a the place so dark that the girl that invited me did not even see me. I had to send her a WhatsApp message to find her. She was sitting with eyeshot of each other but we could not see each other it was so dark. That is one of my problems with the place. Tough to do an assailment and pick a girl with it so dark. The other think is is like an ice cooler up in that mother fucker. I'm talking seeing your breath when you breathe out cold. Full disclosure, infrastructure is my pet peeve. Another aspect of the room that was strange to me was a big industrial size clock like the kind that use to be in the offices I worked in. Was interesting.

Ok, so the girl that invited me comes over and sits with me. Little older nor with the body type but you know me I'm just going with it. Drinks, small talk, touchy feely and its off to the room. Pay for the room first and I settle my entire bill. Upstairs to the room. Drop our stuff and already I am not liking what I am seeing. The floor I am on there are two rooms with the bathroom down the hall from the room. Strike one! Then I notice in our room the owners were such cheap mother fuckers that they build the divider between the rooms so that the vents from the air conditioner can cool both rooms. Mother fucker! Strike 2.

We drop our clothes wrap in our towels and head down the hall to the bathroom. It is not even a proper bathroom. It is one of those wet bathrooms. Mother fucker! Strike 3. But it serves its purpose. Showering together is one of my favorite things do with the girl I have chosen to be my prostitute of the moment. Finish up the joint shower dry off and head back to the room.

Back in the room we are in our towels and she gets out her cell phone. Now we have been speaking to each other in English the entire time without a problem so I am trying to figure out what it us. She is using her Google Translate and it says that for both of our protection we should use a condom. Interesting, she understood the conversation I had with her in WhatsApp perfectly. Let us just say that was not the agreement. I was simply not going to press the issue but I had plans to get my monies worth in this new situation.

After she got me nice and hard with some dick sucking that could only be described as average. I put her into doggie and went to town. Five minutes and she asking me to cum. What the fuck? You going to pay for that. So, I elongated the experience. I was talking the sex talk I like, clapping that ass, slapping that ass and pulling that hair. After pounding on her nonstop for 15 minutes she tapped out (yes I was watching the clock). She wanted a little break so I gave her a minute rest period and put her into missionary legs up. Started pounding at the pace and depth that worked for me. The faces and noises she was making caused me to ask her a couple of times if she was ok. I kept that up for an about 10 minutes until I really starting feeling it and decided to blow splooge in the bag.

She gave me an expression of exasperation and it was off to the showers (together again). Total elapses time of the deed was 30 minutes. Easy work for her in my book.

We are back and getting dressed. In the process of getting dressed she was like "you fucked me for a long time". I said "really". She was like "yes". I was like how long does your average customer fuck you. She said 'five minutes". She said "I've had a boyfriends that lasted 10 minutes". I am thinking to myself fuck, you are not that hot and other than fact that you can take some dick that pussy is not all that good. In doggy style good visuals, but she started asking me to cum after 5 minutes. I just ignore that shit cause I cut my teeth on "leche poppy" in the Dominican Republic. You got to have some really good pussy to make me loose ejaculatory control (one advantage of getting older).

We went back downstairs and had another drink together or maybe we just sat together for a while. She wanted to look for another customer and I wanted to leave so we parted ways. Would I return? I probably would. I would pick someone else. But I cannot even say that the experience was bad other than she changed things up in the room and that was not cool. So cannot repeat with her. I do not remember the price of my drink or the LDs. 400 for the room (a straight jack) 1000 for her (average).

[SubCmdr]

I saw something related to Maggie Mays a couple of nights ago that made me crack up laughing. The girls there wear these colorful robes when they are inside and outside the club. Two of the Maggie Mays girls had walked up to 7-11 and were sitting outside having a smoke, drink and talking to each other. They still had their colorful robes and heels on. I had not seen them before and they were actually pretty attractive outside the club. I was thinking I have to make a return visit and look for them.


Those girls are there for a reason. No lady wants to stand on the street for all to see. They would rather be in a bar or work freelance. It is more discreet for them.The part that made me crack up laughing is that I read that someone had written that girls don't want to work on Beach Road because it is not discreet. I'm walking past these two girls and I'm thinking "what was that mother fucker talking about? Does he even live in Pattaya"? Nothing like about sitting outside 7-11 in robes and heels says: "I am being discreet" like that does.

Undercover prostitutes. Prostitutes want to be discreet. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit! Maybe only the ones that "some who can afford them because they have higher budgets" that like to risk alcohol poisoning by drinking 40 LDs with a client and then being so insanely drunk she is willing lick his ass, take it bare up hers and does ass to mouth to finish him off with a cum swallow. Shower, brush her teeth, mouthwash, next!

LOL!

[SubCmdr]

Your work belongs to stand out instead of getting lost in the bullshit proffered in the Pattaya Reports as information. Thanks again!


I'm just here to write about my own experiences and to pass answers to questions that I asked myself recently, and that I feel can be helpful to others. I won't be posting detailed stream-of-consciousness what-I-did-today stories, I'll try to extract and group information together by subject, so it's more of a compendium of sorts, or just random short recommendations. For people like me.

So today is about Pattaya's gogos. I was curious what the differences are and why I should go to venue X vs venue Z. I mentioned liking Kink and having been a fan of Windmill, but what about all the rest? I focused on LK and the wider Buakhao area, as opposed to Walking Street, which is known for now being a focal point for families on holidays, men who have never been to gogos etc. Although to be fair, the ones in WS are so numerous, they can't all be just tourist attractions!

Throughout a week or so, at around 9:30 PM (sometimes slightly later), I would visit one or two gogos to start the evening, drink a beer, perhaps buy a lady drink, have a little chat and move on. So it was rare I would ask about stuff like barfining, I was interested chiefly in the entertainment. I visited: Kink, Sugar Sugar, Dolls LK, Las Vegas, Paradise, Crystal Club, and Fever in LK; Red Hot & Blue and Stunners in Buakhao; Playgirlz and Heaven Above in Boomerang and Windmill in WS. I also visited Pinup previous time around and. Katoeys Are Us, out of curiosity.

My general conclusion is that non of these clubs are bad, I would claim the differences with few exceptions, are mainly about how fully dressed the women are (all full bikini; all full bikini with 1 dancer topless. Which was the case in Crystal Club I believe; all topless), how much pressure the staff puts on you to buy drinks, and how open to having a laugh the girls are. But that might depend on your luck, time of the day etc. - you definitely want to consider coming back later if the place is empty. Feel free to do a self-guided gogo crawl, it's probably the simplest method.

So what are the exceptions, outliers and funny visits?

Kink. Obviously!

Stunners. This is my new catch. It's a very small (narrow) gogo, and located pretty far from LK, separate from all the other venues. It's essentially "the local gogo", just like you have your local shop, your local library and your local pub. The customers are in large majority living locally (mainly farang), the atmosphere is light and unofficial, the girls are chatting even when on stage, but it's in a good way, the customer doesn't feel left out. It's a low-stress atmosphere. The mamasan sat next to me and started talking, which at first made me wary, but turned out she just really wanted to know what I'd like. I didn't really tell her, but the first girl to approach me seemed pretty good looking, but most of all extremely friendly, so I bought her a drink. It was fun, so when she offered for a friend of her's to join, I agreed. The girls were very easy going, eager to please and easy to joke with, and I found ways of making the first one burst out laughing consistently absolutely every single time, at wish. What can I say, that was a lot of fun! The funniest part was when they looked at my drinks' bill (reasonable.) and they were alarmed. But that just tells you what type of customers they have.

Windmill. Two years ago I loved it even more than Kink. The girls were perhaps not as good-looking as in Kink, but they were wilder and more enthusiastic. Some would look at me as if they're just going to rape me there and then! This time around, a bit confused by the changes and the 2 Windmills, I entered the new Windmill on the left, were I was shoved (gently, but still) by staff to a table on the ground floor, before I could even look around. I got high-pressure drink requests, but there wasn't much happening, not as much as in Kink anyway. Well, I drunk up my own beer, payed and left. 
 A few days later I rolled by, this time I avoided the crowded staff in front of the "new" Windmill on the left and pointed straight to the "old" Windmill. They got the message. Anyway, I went in, and straight upstairs. There were 8 girls who forgot to put on their underwear standing on the main stage, and 2-3 more girls sitting naked in an extension of the stage. Customers close to the stage were mainly 60-year old local expat regulars, all drinking their draft beers, just 1 or 2 buying LDs, but all pretty happy. I bought an LD, got a lap dance and some touching, it was quite OK, but Kink still wins for me. At least this time around. But if you stay closer to Walking Street, might be worth a try.

Sugar Sugar. Mentioned in a previous post.

Playgirlz. I felt somewhat out of place there. It wasn't too crowded, but I was actually told twice "you can't sit here" without being told where I can sit. But ah well, perhaps they were having a bad day. Anyway, I sit down, get offered the card, and the first pages are bottles of alcohol for 5000 THB etc. , before I get to the beer section at the very end. Hmm. Then there are these ladies walking around with enormous bunches of fake plastic THB bills around their necks. I've seen similar in other gogos, but these were much larger. It was all screaming, at least to me: spend all the money you have. Yes, I know that's their brand, and I went out of curiosity, I can even imagine customers who will want to throw around that cash! But honestly, I was hoping for something more eccentric, like (fake) pearls everywhere, gold paint, some sort of throne and crown for the big spender. Perhaps something more gangsta, like in 50 Cent's PIMP music video! Either way, curiosity satisfied.

Red Hot & Blue. Gogo / GC hybrid, or that's how they market themselves. It was pretty empty, I was the 3rd or 4th customer. There was one guy, perhaps Indian, who did not abandon eye contact with his phone even for a second for a good 15 minutes, and looked very sad. A roughly 55-year old white man was playing Connect-4 with a lady (in a gogo! And I think there was an Asian customer just sitting with a beer. Three ladies were prancing on a mini-stage, no eye contact with anybody. Actually, I was having a good time and giggling, because it felt a bit like a scene in a movie. Hoping to lighten up the mood, I started prancing myself, the 3 girls eventually caught on, synched with me and smiled. Even the Indian dude took eyes off his phone and started laughing, clapping and waving his arms. Yuppie! I sat down with a smile. The waitress ran up to me and asked: 3 lady drinks for the ladies? Well, no. I answered. - Oh! - answered the waitress and ladies, and they all immediately left to smoke cigarettes outside. It was still a memorable and fun visit, but not for the reasons I'd imagined. Might be more conventional fun when crowded.

Heaven Above. Supposedly a gogo / GC hybrid. Some of the girls are stunners as per reputation, yes, but most are pretty average IMHO, and I noticed one that I would rate as a 3. The girls mostly dance on the table (well, they bend their legs), which I've been told is a wonder for leg lovers, but not for me. The girls are pretty insistent about drinks. It's worth noting, that this club does have its wild enthusiasts. I'm not quite sure where that comes from, I did not notice any giggles, shenanigans, or enthusiastic conversations, mostly topless women sitting next to men and sipping on their drinks. But ah well, whatever rocks your boat! I bought a drink for one young girl, but all she did was sit next to me, nod her head and sometimes smile awkwardly, with very little conversation despite some level of English. I wasn't very happy, but indeed I should have tested the water more: my bad! So I tried switching to an older lady who kept catching eye contact with me and smiling and smiling. But somehow her enthusiasm subsided, and then she misunderstood my lady drink orders. Nothing terrible, but all together that was a bit of a mood killer. Of course I could have sorted it out with the boss, but I just felt like moving on to the next place.

Katoeys Are Us. I went there 2 years ago or so, it's a ladyboy gogo. Yes, I went there on purpose, although I have (nor had) any sexual interest in ladyboys. I don't know how things have changed since then, but if they haven't changed too much, I'd recommend a visit if you're a tourist! Just be nice, and absolutely never laugh in their faces. That's universal advice for interaction with anyone, but I just have to mention it. So preferably, go there before drinking and not drunk. The performers were very nice, no pressure whatsoever, and it was all interesting, a one-time experience that satisfied my curiosity. I even bought a LD (or LBD) for some conversation. It was quite the opposite experience of what you might think passing by certain spots in the Buakhao area. Anyone who's been to Central Pattaya must know what I'm talking about.

Pinup. Also visited 2 years ago out of curiosity, but I hear from other forums that little has changed. It's mainly a pickup spot for the hottest and most pricey stunners, visited mostly by Asian customers. It's worth buying a beer and spending 20 or 30 minutes just looking at the scene, even if you don't plan to "buy".

[SubCmdr]

Kings Club (It is on google maps).

First trip to this place. Well gentlemen this is the first time I have ever had a bad experience. Entered the club and to my right was a room enclosed with wooden lattice with kneeling on the floor sucking the dick of a guy sitting on the couch. From the back (all I could see) she looked attractive.

A fat ugly girl came over to sit me down. Then left. The bartender who looked like Tomboy came over to take my drink. I ordered and she brought my drink. I sat there for 5 or 10 minutes. The girls were congregated at the end of the club next to the bar sitting a table on the cellular phones and talking to each other. Well damn. These girls must no be interested in money at all. After what seemed like an eternity a tall unattractive girl came over to me and asked me what I wanted. I told her I wanted what the guy over in the wooden lattice enclosed room is getting. She said: "Blowjob" I said yes. She said 1500 THB. I said is that for everything with a room upstairs. She said yes. I told her I only wanted a blowjob not Short Time. She seemed not too understand. At which point I was laughing to myself. So, I told her to grab someone who spoke better English and bring them over to translate. Then she said 800. I was like in the room next to us our up stairs? She gave me another shoulder shrug.

My body language was saying: "I'm out of here". Because the bartender walked up to me and said: "Are you leaving". I said: "Yes". She asked: "Why are you leaving?" I told her everything was good. I just got an important message on my phone and I have attend to it. Smiled and paid my bar bill. Rolled out.

Motherfucker!

I have never been a gentleman clubs or a bar in Pattaya where I have not been approached nor just received a bad vibe from the joint (with one excepting that actually worked out quite well because of the girl not the place. But that was the deal in this place. Maybe they were just having a bad customer service day. Or all the girls were just tired of sucking dick. No girls coming up to me. Failure to communicate on a most basic level. No explanation of the prices. That was the third strike.

I cannot even tell you how the girls in the joint really looked. There about 8 as I remember and they were all wearing black dresses. I visited in the afternoon it was about 1400. I order a water (because was hot during the walk) over and it was a tiny bottle not even 500 ML. Get the fuck.

I will not write the place off. Maybe I just caught it at a bad time. Or my energy was off or both. I am not going to give my opinion of what I really thought was going on until my second visit that will give me an opportunity to have my initial impression of the place proven or disproven. I am not discouraging anyone from going. It just was not my time during that visit.

Hey mother fuckers, this is how you write a report!

Relax and take notes, while I take tokes of the marijuana smoke - Dead Wrong Notorious B.I.G.

[SubCmdr]

I file reports when I have dead time when I am working on project. I don't see a purpose in announcing where I plan to go and then not reporting on it afterwards. I just go and report on it afterwards. Like my latest report about the Kings Club. I cannot file a report on Club Fate because I have never been there. But it is on my list. So many gentleman's clubs so little time.

I have not filed a detailed report on Viper and KitCat Lounge Club. I have not filed a detailed report on Viper because there was nothing to report. Was not really feeling the place. Although I can see the appeal that it would have to a certain type of Farang that finds themselves in Jomtien all the time or on occasion.

KitCat Lounge Club is in my wheel house. I don't have time to file a detailed report ATM. But all my visits and experiences there have been positive.


Viper an Agogo in Jomtien falls into that category. They charge 1500 bar fine; 800 for short time room; 3000 short time; 5000 long time. Maybe one or two girls qualified for that price range in my book. But I have never written a description of the activity that disparaged those who make the choice to accept those prices and take those girls.

What I can tell you is that I can walk right across the street to the GC next to the Jomtien Beach Pool House called the KitCat Lounge Club purchase the Champagne Room package that includes the girl of my choice for 1500 THB. Do I find the girls in Viper to be twice as attractive as the girls in the KitCat Lounge Club club?

I find the ambiance of the KitCat Lounge Club appeals to me more. I am greeted and treated quite well by the girls and at least half of them I find attractive. The next guy might not like the place at all. They may prefer to pull a girl out of Viper. But I have nothing negative to say about that or the girls in either place.It has been inferred that I am a troll and have nothing better to do. My time is much more important than to spend it trolling.

I come in peace to the Kingdom of Thailand and to enjoy the many things Pattaya has to offer. I share information on having sex with girls and I do not speak about a subject unless I know something about it. There are those who get me in their mind and cannot get me out it. I am used to that when it comes to girls but to see that kind of behavior in me it so unbecoming. Oh well, those who do not like my writing can always put me on ignore. That way my corse and down to earth writing will not ruffle the feathers of their personalities that are softer than a marshmallow.

[SubCmdr]

Pro tip - If you pick up a girl from a bar like Kinnaree that closes before 6 pm, you get the girl LT from 6 pm until the next morning or even afternoon if she's just staying with you til she heads back to work at Kinnaree at 2 pm. No need to pay a barfine either since she's off work. Just pay the girl what you think is fair. I used to pay 2500 LT which is likely overpaying but for the numbers of hours I get I think it's worth it. Caveat Emptor. I haven't done this since pre COVID so I have no idea how much a current Kinnaree girl asks for LT.Thanks for the tip! You are a fountain of knowledge. You have forgotten more about Pattaya than I have learned.

I don't do long time. I just do not like spending that much time with a stranger or sleeping all night in the bed with them. Takes a special chemistry for me. I have long time girl. We share that chemistry. Have not found it with any other girl in Pattaya. I am not a fan of hotels. During the majority of my working career I spent 1 to 3 weeks on the road. I like a session in-between ST and LT. I like to refer to it as MT. 3 - 4 hours 2 shots. I have been with a girl from Kinnaree on her off time and it was a very high quality experience.

Kinnaree

Below you will find a old report.



The Set Up:

The first girl I ever fucked in Pattaya was there. It was my first full day in Pattaya. 1500 was the agreement for her; 300 for the room; 1100 Bar Bill.

The Experience:

Ho Experience "he": Straight Fucking / No kissin; Sucked me dick was good at it. Rode, more sucking, missionary, more sucking, doggy. Told her I was going to cum, she said wait a second I'm going to cum with you. She did and her orgasmic contractions set me over the top. I went deep and flooded the zone. Yes, gentlemen. BBFSCIP with my (you know what) finishing all up in her. Nothing special, just the facts..

She told me afterwards she was really horny and and I turned her on so much. We exchanged lines and she told me she wanted see me again in my room. She asked where I was staying (View Talay 6) at the time. She asked me how I was going to get back. I told her I would just take a taxi. She told me not to do that that she would call a Bolt for me. She did and told me I needed to down load the app. She waited with me until the Bolt arrived. We hugged and I was off. You always remember you first one.

But that's not all

Couple of nights later she came over to my room. We talked about longer term possibilities. She wanted someone to take care of her. The offer was, she would fuck me all I wanted, I could fuck whomever I wanted, she would only see me, just pay all her bills. Very early in my visit and I was like whoa, I'll consider it.

Hit the bed and still straight fucking and sucking without kissing but more intense. We were in missionary and I was kissing on her neck. She told me I was being romantic and that it was turning her on. After some really hard pounding with my (you know what) she announced that she was coming and I felt those contractions going on my dick. She was like I got mine anytime you want baby. I did not disappoint. Flooded the zone again. Touchdown!

Pillow Talk:

Things started to get a little intense as she told me she wanted a baby with my eyes and skin color. She was ready to give one to me. She asked if I cared if it was boy or girl? I told her it did not matter but I'm sure a girl will be just a beautiful as she is. She told me a boy would be just as handsome as I am. We actually kissed that that point and things started warming up again. She was like, oh you want to go a second round, I was like yes.

Second Round:

She started sucking and then she started riding me like she was possessed. This went on for a while and I was very surprised because I am not a big fan of cowgirl because most girls cannot ride a dick worth a damn. But she could and she did. I announced I was going to come and she went HAM on my (you know what) blew my splooge all up in her a second time. As she climbed off dripping me out of her she said I beat you, I finished twice.

Epilogue:

We she hit the shower and came back and got dressed. I got her money for her and started to hand it to her. I had 1500 in my hand and she said can I get 2000 from you sweetie. I told her of course and gave her 2100. She asked what the extra 100 was for and I told her it was for here taxi.

Her schedule and mine unfortunately have not allowed us to meet again. We keep in touch. Hopefully that will change soon.

[SubCmdr]

Get your hands up! Step away from your keyboards. This is a mother fucking thread jack!

Windmill

I think the girls in this place are fucking hot! If you ask me what are my favorite Agogos I would tell you Windmill and Kink. Now, I'll also tell you that I go with girls Beach Road and that there are guys who say they wouldn't fuck a girl on Beach Road if they could use someone else's dick and fuck for free. To each their own. So, be it. It is all good. I like raunchy.

I like them: "Savage, Classy, bougie, ratchet, Sassy, moody, nasty" LOL!

The last time I was in Windmill, momason remembered me. Because I roll with a two bottle buying friend and when I with him I spend all the money I have in my pocket on lady drinks. When I run out of money or get so drunk I can't function anymore. They send me out the door with a 20 baht note so I can catch the Baht bus back to my hotel room. While they continue the party. It is hell getting old.

I buy mamason a drink and she sits me down right at the end of center stage next the two girls that are doing the lez show. I just LOVE that raunchy ass shit! One of the girls doing the show pushes my buttons with a tremendous amount of eye contact and attention. Next thing you know, I am sprung on the cat!

I get the attention of mamason. Get this girl a drink. Drink arrives and of course she wants me to buy her stage show partner a drink. I'm like no. Just for you. That's when they kick the stage show up entirely different level. That gets me to break out the stack of 20 TBH notes and now I am making it fucking rain. I have completely monopolized the attention of these two girls and I'm touching at will and you know the deal up in Windmill. I am getting mean mugged by the other lame as mother fuckers next to the stage at this point. But hey it's my party and they could get the same thing if they just loosen up on their wallets a bit. Maybe they are happy to watch live soft porn up close and personal instead of beating off in their rooms.

Show is over and the girl comes down and sit at the table with me to finish up her drink. She immediately apologies and tells me that momason has promised her to another client but she likes me better. She takes her time downing her drink. We share a good bye kiss. She tells me that if he does not take me she will come back. Whoa, shit, fuck, oh!

Well I could consider the money wasted. Who gives a fuck? I had a tremendous experiences and all I had to give up was some worthless, paper, fiat, currency. Who needs that shit So I roll out slightly irritated that the girl I find to be the hottest girl in the club is not available even at the outrageous prices agogo charge for you to take the pussy life support system out of the club so you can fuck the pussy. My understanding is that there are blow job booths inside the club, but I have never followed up on that action. So, while she is hanging out to with the customer that mamason has chosen for her.

I'm headed out the door. She makes eyes at me and winks as I pass her to leave. I have to come back and look for her. But the spell is broken now. My dick waits for no pussy. I'm out the door. Making the left and headed towards Walking Street. I'm texting my favorite Beach Road girl. Hey Princess, you available? "Yeah" she says. I ask: "where are you standing? She tells me palm tree 11. I tell her: "I am on my way for you, don't move".

I fall in lust every time I go into Windmill. Each and every time I get my heart broken because "those hos ain't loyal". Oh, they give you much love on stage but they will leave you for a another customer with deeper pockets in a minute. LOL! But I keep hope alive despite my failures that someday I will get inside some agogo pussy to see if it really feels different. That is what I really enjoy about Pattaya is endless options. Get upset because some Japanese guy got dibs on my chosen pussy life support system for the night before I did? Oh hell the fuck no! Not The Cmdr's style.

Just an aside

I just don't know what is up with Japanese and Korean guys. I find the girls in both of those countries to be gorgeous. Way more attractive than the average Thai girls. Of course my beauty standards are different because I am not impressed by the bright white skin color "toothpaste" models on TV that everyone else around here loses their shit over. LOL! All I can figure is they are looking for cheap pussy on a relative scale based on their own countries also.

I shall now wait to here the cacophony of discordant songs from the price and appearance crew to talk their shit about the choices I make with my money and my dick

Subcmdr: Chief of the Boat, rig for dive; make your depth 50; Chief of the Boat: rig for dive; make my depth 50; aye Cmdr.

[SubCmdr]

For my last two days in Pattaya I decided to go all out in exploring the Gentleman's Clubs. On a Friday morning I sought out Babylon Club on Soi Bong Koch, to find that it was the other Babylon that opened before noon. So I went a couple of minutes walk around the corner to the strip of GCs on Bong Koch 8. Some were open here in the 11:00 hour. At Purple I wasn't discerning enough and sat quickly with a slim slightly older and plain-ish lady and bought her a drink for her time and her willingness to feel me and let me feel hers, but I wanted to keep my powder dry for more appealing targets. I had the opposite problem at Amsterdam a couple of doors down, where the one available girl of the two there was rather cute, but though friendly (wiping my face with a cold towel on entry), even when I bought her a drink she acted like we were at a Sunday School picnic, resisting any hands-on exploration. It was just as well that this prudish encounter did not lead anywhere, since as we were sitting at a table the power on the whole block went out, leaving the place stifling, and any physical activity in an uncooled room on this scorcher of a day would not have been viable.The OP offers coverage of numerous Gentleman's Clubs in Pattaya over a three post series. If you you are interested in Gentleman's Clubs take a look at these posts. Feel free to add to the library of knowledge.

[Banana Boi]

Kings Club (It is on google maps).

First trip to this place. Well gentlemen this is the first time I have ever had a bad experience. How have I missed this place? I walk in this area often and it's been open since at least February, 2020. Surely the word "BUFFET" in big capital letters would have caught my eye. I'll pop in when in town again.

[SubCmdr]

How have I missed this place? I walk in this area often and it's been open since at least February, 2020. Surely the word "BUFFET" in big capital letters would have caught my eye. I'll pop in when in town again.I need to drop back in and see if my visit was just an anomaly.

[SubCmdr]

I gave Kings Club another try. Very happy I did. My principle of picking the girls that choose me worked well there.

The Set UpBought a drink; was approached; she started to kiss me and I felt up her ass; she grabbed my BBD and was impressed as her kissing me was already stimulating me; I went up under here skirt to find a wet pussy without panties. She asked what I wanted. I told her wanted here to suck my dick. She was like is that all I want to boom boom you. I asked the difference in price and said lets get a room. She wanted a drink and I agreed. She ordered the VIP Room for us. Grabbed our drinks and up to the room we went.

The Main Event

Kissing; she grabbed towels for us. Off to the bathroom for shower. Shower as foreplay and small talk. Back to the rooms BBBJ that was good; Standing next to the bed with her sitting on it. Then she want me lay down. Started out sucking from the side then moved into the 69 position. She was enjoying that and the sucking got a whole lot better. But I cannot focus on my pleasure in that position so she moved back into sucking on the side on her own.

Time to fuck: She wanted condom; Who cares I just like to fuck. Got some missionary in. Needed a rest and told her to touch me and she took the condom off and started working me with her hand; properly stimulated I asked for another condom and she just grabbed me and put me in. Missionary legs up and legs down. Doggie Style and she had a nice ass that I was slapping and pounding. She started getting vocal. A sign she was enjoying it or or my BBD penetrating her deeply and bumping her cervix. Grabbed that hair and pulled it and even pulled her arms back in that classic face down ass up position.

Back into missionary legs up; then switch to missionary straddle position. This is my goto position when it is time to come. It works well for the girls because my BBD rubs the clit in such a way to give them a pleasurable situation. This girl really enjoyed this as she announced see was going to cum, then gave me physical and verbal proof. It was not simultaneous but it was sequential.

Best part is she actually wanted to lay around me and gave me some serious pillow talk about her life and pervious relationships and how she prefers "my type".

Costs

Lady Drink: 150 THB; Soft drinks: 50 THB; Beer: 70 THB.

VIP Room: 450 THB; Regular room: 350 THB.

Girl: 800 THB; Oral Sex: Boom Boom: 1000 THB (don't quote me on this she might have given me a lower price because she wanted to "boom boom me" her words).

Epilogue

They are open from 1300 - 0000. But I arrived early and was greeted, some girls were still getting ready doing their hair, make up and eating. I would say about half the staff is boom boomable. The atmosphere in the place is completely different from when I made my first visit. I was greeted with a coordinated chorus of ladies with a welcome message. I was approached as soon as I received my drink. The girl got me a refreshing towel and toweled me off. The girl I choose was the consummate hostess. She hung up my clothes as I took them off. She washed me while I was in the shower. She was squeaky clean. The place my shoes at my feet when I was preparing to leave the room. She then came down the stairs with me. I went back over to my table. I paid my bill and she made sure I left a tip for the bartender. I liked that. Looking out for each other. Sign of a good human being. She then escorted me out of the club and I was again given a coordinated chorus of ladies telling goodbye and inviting me to come back. I will. For me it was a most striking contrast from my first visit I really have no idea why that first visit happen. I am in that area often and I am going to make it a regular afternoon stop.

Personal Commentary unrelated to my visit to Kings Club

I feel sorry for young guys. I still have access to 20 year olds because I have money. A young guy needs to develop his game so he can be a PUA. But Young men cannot make the mistake of understanding how important is is to earn, save and invest early and allow their money to compound of the years. It is a lot easier to live without money when you are young that when you are old.

I do not have not problem doing "charity work" with older girls. These girls know how to fuck and a 40 year old for me is still 20 years younger. A twenty year old is 40 years younger than I am. In my mind that is just crazy. 40 years!.

[SubCmdr]

Started out at the Bus bar. Ordered my favorite large drink. Sat down. And waited for anyone who had beef with me from ISG to show up and have it out with me. I was waiting for the party to begin with. Maybe I could finally get a chance to meet those who have beef with me showing up with low brow version of a Diddy white party with torches, fried chicken and watermelon for dessert.

Alas, no one show up. So I set out to get my Big Black Dick sucked. Headed to one of my favorite clubs and got way laid by a pair of Thai girls offering me a threesome. I'm like: WTF?!. They were very enthusiastic and out going. Playfully grabbing my BBD hugging and kissing me. None of the dink, dink, dink, Nightass group Soi 6 bullshit!. Just a straight offer of a threesome.

I didn't even know the place had rooms. But they did. It was a payment to each girl and for the room. So, they led me inside and I paid the bartender. Upstairs to the the room were we had this great shower together all three of us. It was great foreplay.

The Main Event

It was a outstanding experience. These two had worked together before and were both on me the entire time like a coordinated ballet of sexual pleasure. 100 percent focused on what I wanted and my pleasure.

I WILL fucking repeat with these two!

Not being ready to call it night I kept walking. Cute girl in a massage place caught my eye. Approached her for a oil massage. It was an outstanding massage with a top quality happy ending. Hopped on the Baht Bus and rode home.

It is the spontaneity of Pattaya that I enjoy so much. Not trying to force the square peg into the round hole. I just go with energy flow and enjoy the results. I got naked with three different girls (two at one time in one case). Busted two nuts. And didn't even buy one mother fucking LD. Made me feel like I was:

Ballin like a mother fucking pro! LOL!

But it is not that mother fucking Bangkok. It is Pattaya. That means I was: Ballin on a budget baby!

All my life been po' but it really don't matter no mo; And they wonder why we act this way, Subcmdr gon' be okay - Po' Folks, Nappy Roots.

[SubCmdr]

SubCmdr, as someone who frequents WS Go Go's (a lot) & G Clubs, my opinion is that they are not mutually exclusive. I see the merits in both venues. So let me just state the obvious: it is very rare to find that 10% creme de la creme quality Pin Up girl in a Pattaya G Club. It can happen, but the sightings are rare. Thus, the bottom line for me is I like going to G Clubs for a bit of afternoon entertainment. It is fun and I usually find some very, very friendly girls to hang out with in the various G Clubs, but at night when I am looking for top quality girls, Pin Up and a few other high-end Go Go's are where I go. And like I said maybe only 10% to 15% of say Pin Up girls actually qualify in my humble estimation as real lookers and yes post-covid Go Go prices are insane what with various lady drink minimums and bifurcated timeline barfines which I do not like. But I don't care. When I am in Pattaya I want what I want when I want it. It analogous to deciding to go out for dinner to a top quality steak house or a top quality sushi restaurant or not. Is the fine dining worth the premium price? The answer is it is up to the individual customer. To me, the answer is yes, it is worth it because I like slender, young, pretty girls. I appreciate dry aged beef and I like creative cuts of top quality raw fish. You should check out Pin Up just to see if I am blowing smoke or I am saying something real. Up to you. Either way, Rock on!

A. H.Axel Heyst, No thanks. I tag along with my friends to Walking Street or occasionally step into 808 on my own. I prefer gentleman's clubs. Period. Full Stop!

Pin Up:

I don't question your evaluation of talent there. I won't deny that you prefer girls that are basically knock kneed bimbos walking like hos. It is a preference that that I find prevalent in a certain type of Farang. Your time, your money, your dick, your call!.

What I like

I like Windmill, Kink, Lips Lounge but even in my favorites I have never bar fined a girl out of one. I don't like the logistics involved in a bar fine. Waiting for the girl to change. Looking regular instead of exotic one she is ready to go. Traveling to the room. Nah! Fuck all dat! I like feeling the moment and fucking on premise. I identify with wanting what you want. What I want is to fuck right there while my dick is hard and my pussy is wet. I am also uninterested in taking these prostitutes back to the room where I live. Something most visitors do not give a fuck about. Every time I enter a Gentleman's Club I get my dick sucked or fuck. So, not only do we disagree on the attractiveness of the girls in Agogos and Gentleman's clubs. We have very different preferences when it comes to the logistics of fucking. When I go out I have no reason whatsoever to maximize my time because a wheels up clock is ticking.

One of the things that always surprise me is that when comparisons are made people think everyone is the same. I don't see girls through your eyes nor fuck with your dick. Therefore each International Trick is bound to have different desires and preferences. I am happy you are able to satisfy yours.

Your time, your money, your dick, your call!

[EverythingThai]

Anyone been to the new club opposite Play Girlz. Cat House?

[PayForIt]

Anyone been to the new club opposite Play Girlz. Cat House?Yep. One visit. During a 3 weeks trip. All very clean / new / red and black. Lots of mirrors. No pool table. Girls sit on stools outside (a few stay indoors). Didn't pick anyone = all look a bit rough and past it. Maybe early days but the quality of the LU was dire. One beer and left.

[EverythingThai]

Yep. One visit. During a 3 weeks trip. All very clean / new / red and black. Lots of mirrors. No pool table. Girls sit on stools outside (a few stay indoors). Didn't pick anyone = all look a bit rough and past it. Maybe early days but the quality of the LU was dire. One beer and left.Its just been sold and the new owner knows what the fuck he is doing as he owns another club that is very successful. Therefore, the line up should improve drastically. Thats when I will be going.

[SubCmdr]

Stuck my head in there with some buddies. We were on our way to Club Fate so we didn't stay long. Did not even order anything. But the girls had a great attitudes and there were several that I would be willing to fuck (or at least have them suck my dick). The club set up itself is great.

Like the greatest former governor of California once famously said: I'll be back!


Yep. One visit. During a 3 weeks trip. All very clean / new / red and black. Lots of mirrors. No pool table. Girls sit on stools outside (a few stay indoors). Didn't pick anyone = all look a bit rough and past it. Maybe early days but the quality of the LU was dire. One beer and left.

[Explorer8939]

I went to Hunny Lounge on Soi Honey today. I was informed it was operating in "locked" mode, since the ladies were naked.

I wasn't there for playing with naked ladies, so I just bought a drink. And then another drink. And then a very friendly lady showed up. I bought her a drink, and we were off to the races.

[SubCmdr]

King Kong: Soi 6, Gentlemans Club; no LD required. BBBJCIM: 800* (flat) behind the curtain on a shared couch. Up to three guys getting serviced at a time.

Lips Lounge: A combined Gentleman's Club / Agogo. LD: 150 (gets your dick sucked briefly); BBBJCIM: 500 (room nor curtain needed); Room: 400.

Club Fate: A well appointed Gentleman's Club; Has a "get naked" for me option with two shots of Tequila for the Ladies (395). LD: ?; BBBJCIM 1000; Behind the curtain (Optional): 300; Room: 400. You can also just get your dick sucked right there out in the open. For the individuals calling me cheap, I wish there were there to pick up my bar bill: 6700.

*All prices in THB.

[SouthEaster]

Thanks for this. I am always looking for good BJ places and the fact they are relatively cheap doesn't hurt either. Will definitely try at least one next trip. Keep them coming! No pun intended.

[SubCmdr]

Dinner at Grillicious by Beirut. Extremely high quality meal. More food that could be eaten for 1400*.

Bus Bar: This is a good reason why I do not like to refer to places by their real names. Writing bad things about businesses can get you in trouble here in Thailand. I prefer not to do that. Usually if I don't have something to say that is good about a place then I say nothing or something very generic.

The Bus Bar staff pissed me off for the first time ever. Sat down and ordered a "a bucket" drink. If you have ever been there then you know this is a very large drink. I'm half way finished and the staff is rolling up on me asking me if I want another and I let them know I am still good. I had even invited friends to join me. We had all ordered a drink. None of us were finished. This is what pissed me off. The staff spoke to my friend in Thai about something. She then told me she was ready to leave and head to our next spot. I never question her in these situations. I just paid the bill and followed her lead. We get to the next destination and she explains what the punk ass ***** mother fucker said to her:

That we had been at the table for two hours (lie) that we had all ordered just one drink (true) and that they cannot make any money on those who drink slow (unknown).

Now I know why she didn't tell me anything about it. I would have gone off. And that would not have been a good for me. First the punk ass ***** mother fucker had the nerve to speak to my friend in Thai in front of me when I was going to pay the mother fucking bill. Then these mother fuckers who have never confronted me on my drink pace must be getting greedy heading into high season. The crowds are up and you cannot get a seat in the place by 2200. If they have some sort of drink minimum (1 an hour or some shit like that) then they need to state is clearly upfront. That is what I didn't like. That and the fact that staff did not speak directly to me. So, I am done with the bus bar. There are too many locations to drink in Pattaya for me to put up with their male bovine excrement. It was a good run!

Vixen Club

This is a well appointed bar with rooms upstairs located on Soi Buakhao. Line up is 10 girls, three of which I found attractive.

My friend knows the mamason here. We have been here before. But my other friend who is visiting had never been here. I wanted to introduce him to the place. My friend and I head over to the bar directly and pick out our drinks. My other friend he sits down at a table across from the bar. Girl comes over to him he is interested and buys her a drink. Then he picks another girl and he is doing a talking threesome thing. NOTHING like I was doing in Club Fate just a few nights ago. But who cares:

his time; his money; his dick; his call

I've got my friend to entertain me. So, mamason invites me to play DJ. Oh hell yeah! I have a DJ background from when I was in University and it is still a hobby of mine. So, when I take over the keyboard, I have the girls grating and everyone loving my selections. I goto into cheat mode and start pulling up great sets from the Boiler room and start dancing with my friend.

My other friend and trying to get his pair to warm up. I am looking over at him a laughing at myself, thinking I need to take him to Club Fate. My friend and I are questioning the mamason. Why is this place so expensive (180 Lady Drinks). She says she does not know. The owner sets the prices. What are the costs for the ladies? 2000 for the girl; 500 for the room upstairs; What is the cost to bar fine? 2500; WHAT THE FUCK? The owner does not want guys taking the girls out of the bar. Fuck here is the idea. 0000 BarFine drops to 1000; 0100 Bar Fine drops to 800; Bar closes at: 0200.

This is going to be my new spot just to drink and chill. Fuck the Bus Bar. Not going to give my money to any mother fucker on this entire earth that disrespects me.

It's around 2300 and we are all hungry. Final stop is: LanZhou Noodles. It is open 24 hours a day and is my goto spot for soup. The three of all had our noodle soup for less than 500. Everything Thai this is another thing that you can buy for 500. ROTFLMAO! Yeah, I know. I can be a mother fucker at times. LOL!

If you had a spy cam in my room you might have gotten a glimpse of me going down like a SUB CAPTAIN the next morning on my young friend who accompanied me on my night out. Her pussy lips opened like a butterfly and the taste of her juices were exquisite. When she let out a low growl fuck me now I knew it was time for my Big Black Dick to put in some work! Don't ask for contact information gentlemen because she has taken herself off the market. No more public service and is in exclusively in private practice with me. You are not going to find her anywhere unless you have game and roll up on her in person when she is out and about doing her ADLs. Which I bet you would if you saw her cause she is so fucking sexy.

All the pretty girls walk like this - Pretty Girl Walk, Big Boss Vette.

*All prices in THB.

[SubCmdr]

Heaven Above and Club Exite.

Two of my new favorites!

[Explorer8939]

I went to 3 Ways and Maggie Mays last night.

3 Ways is still a bit sparse, but there were some spinners walking around. As usual, some of the hotter ladies are gone for the moment having been sent home by lonely guys who pay for them to go live in the village with their Thai boyfriend.

Maggie Mays on Soi Chaiyapoon always has lots of ladies and quite a few customers. The ladies are the usual assortment of paunchy MILFs, sexy MILFs and young ladies not wearing many clothes.

[SubCmdr]

Heaven Above and Club Exite.

Two of my new favorites!I had an excellent night at Club Fate and Heaven Above. Did the booth threesome thing in Heaven Above. And so did my boy. He took took girls upstairs. I just stayed with the two girls drinking in the booth. I see a threesome in my future.

6000 THB for six hours up in there Holla!


I don't have any doubts that SubCmdr has been to Thailand

[SubCmdr]

Heaven Above

2000* Short Time (in club /1 HR).

550 Short Time Room.

1600 Bar Fine.

3000 Short Time (4 HR).

5000 Long Time (up to 12 HR).

Lady Drink 165.

*All prices in THB.

[EverythingThai]

Pattaya's nightlife offers something for everyone, and gentlemen's clubs are a significant part of its appeal. Unlike the lively go-go bars, these clubs provide a more intimate and relaxed setting. Spread across Central Pattaya, Jomtien, and Pratamnak, they cater primarily to local expatriates and regular customers rather than short-term tourists. Many tourists and short time expats are curious about the Gents clubs. They think of a gents club as an upscale expensive club just like in Bangkok and other cities around the world. However, that could not be further from the truth. Read on and you will see. Here's an overview of the locations, atmosphere, services, pricing, and what to expect at these establishments.

1. Locations and Popular Clubs.

Gentlemen's clubs in Pattaya are often discreetly located, offering a cozy and private environment for their patrons. However, some are located right out in the open on a busy Soi.

Central Pattaya, especially Soi Bonchot, Soi Bukao, Soi Pothole, and Soi Boomarang are hotspots for gentlemen's clubs. These areas are packed with venues that cater to a steady flow of expats and repeat customers.

Popular Clubs:

Heaven Above: Located on Soi Boomarang.

Maggie Mays: Located on Soi Pothole.

Club Fate: Located on Soi Boomarang.

Purple Gents club on Soi Bonchot.

Red Hot & Blue Hybrid Go Go / Gents Club on Soi Bukao.

Play Girlz Hybrid Go Go / Gents Club on Soi Bukao and Soi Boomarang.

Purple Gents Club Soi Bonchot.

High Rollers Soi Pothole.

Jomtien has a quieter nightlife scene but still boasts quality gentlemen's clubs that appeal to those seeking a laid-back night out.

Popular Clubs:

Maggie Mays Jomtien: The Jomtien counterpart of the Central Pattaya venue, offering consistent service and a welcoming environment.

Kitkat.

Pussy Galore.

Pratumnak is home to a smaller but upscale selection of gentlemen's clubs, catering to those living in this quiet area of Pattaya, which caters to local expats wanting their home away from all the noise of central Pattaya, but still just being a stone throw away from central Pattaya if one wants to go.

Popular Clubs:

Kineree.

Cat Flaps.

Venom.

Cozy Beach.

2. Quality of the Girls.

The girls working in gentlemen's clubs in Pattaya are diverse in both appearance and personality.

Diverse Appeal:

You'll encounter women ranging from "average" to stunningly gorgeous, with looks and personalities to suit every preference. Some are laid-back and conversational, while others are outgoing and flirtatious and downright just dirty in a good way. Their overall vibe ranges from fat and unattractive to slim sexy and beautiful. You will find A cups all the way to the cups.

Not Lady Drink-Focused:

Most girls aren't solely focused on selling getting lady drinks, unlike those in many go-go bars. They aim to establish a friendly, relaxed relationship with patrons, especially regulars.

Repeat Business Focus:

These clubs prioritize creating a loyal customer base rather than chasing after one-time "whale" tourists, offering a consistent and dependable experience for expats.

3. Services Provided.

Gentlemen's clubs in Pattaya are more than just barsthey offer a full experience tailored to the patron's comfort and enjoyment, ranging from a hours out with the boys shooting the shit and playing pool to a place where you can go for naughty no holds bar action with the girls.

Companionship:

Patrons can enjoy the company of the girls for conversation, drinking, and playful interactions, such as playing drinking games and pool to downright dirty and sexy action short time in the club or long time at your condo or hotel.

Private Rooms and Curtained Areas:

Most clubs feature private rooms for intimate moments where you can take the girl for short time action for 1000-1500 baht plus the cost of the room, often equipped with comfortable beds and ambient lighting. You generally get an hour or so to fuck the girl. Some clubs also have curtained-off areas within the main bar for semi-private experiences, allowing for discreet fun, such as fucking or getting a blow job, without going to a private room. Normally costing around 300 baht. In some clubs, the girls are known for fucking and sucking or getting their pissing licked right out in the open for everyone to see, all customers and other girls and bar tenders and servers.

Entertainment:

Clubs often feature themed nights, special events, and sometimes spontaneous sexy performances right in the bar, adding an element of surprise and excitement. Most gents clubs will also have a pool table or private rooms with large TVs and sofas for groups. Some bar groups organize gents club bar crawls so mongers can tour all the gents clubs in the city. Generally they are run weekly with a different rotation of clubs sometimes.

Bar Fines:

If a customer wants to spend time with a hostess outside the club, a bar fine can be paid, with fees varying from 500-1000 baht plus the girls fee of 2000ST- 3000 baht ++ for Long time depending on the venue and time of day.

4. Pricing Overview.

Prices in gentlemen's clubs are reasonable and designed to attract a consistent clientele rather than high-spending tourists.

Drinks:

Beers: 100150 THB.

Cocktails: 200300 THB.

Lady Drinks: 150200 THB.

Bar Fines: Typically, between 500 and 1,000 THB, depending on the club.

Some bars have drink promotions for the customers such as beer cards where free beers are awarded after you fill a certain number of shots.

5. Additional Services.

Personal arrangements are negotiated directly with the hostess, often ranging from 1,000 to 2,000 THB for Short time on the premises plus the cost of the room 300-500 Baht and 1000-1500 Baht ST up to 3000 baht ++ for Long time at your hotel or condo.

Bar crawls for touring the different gents clubs.

Some offer free food on certain days for a minimum purchase.

6. Experiences in Gentlemens Clubs.

Gentlemen's clubs in Pattaya focus on creating a relaxed and enjoyable experience, particularly for their regular patrons.

Relaxed Atmosphere:

The ambiance is designed to put patrons at ease, with friendly staff and a slower pace compared to the city's busier nightlife spots.

Politeness and Easy-Going Vibe:

Patrons who are polite, patient, and relaxed often have the best experiences. The girls tend to take charge, ensuring guests enjoy their time without feeling rushed or pressured. In some cases, the girls may even engage in sexy, playful activities right in the bar, creating a fun, sexy, and exciting atmosphere.

Personalized Entertainment:

Whether engaging in conversation, sharing drinks, or enjoying private moments in curtained areas, the experience is tailored to each guest's preferences. That is what is great about these gents clubs. The girls often dance naked in the bar and while talking to you if you buy a few drinks. Some girls will give you a BJ right out in. The open for a few lady drinks. In some clubs buying a rack of tequila for a lady means an automatic naked lady sitting on your lap.

7. Things to Keep in Mind.

When visiting gentlemen's clubs, it's essential to approach the experience with the right mindset:

Be Polite: Treat the girls with respect and avoid being overly demanding. Relaxing and letting the girls take the lead often results in the most memorable experiences.

Budgeting: While prices are generally fair, costs can add up with drinks, bar fines, and additional services. Keep an eye on your bill once and while to make sure what you have ordered is accurate. If you get drunk, its often best to pay as you go to avoid disputes. When there are drunk people involved, misunderstandings can happen.

Discretion: These clubs value privacy and provide a comfortable environment where guests can enjoy themselves without worry.

8. Descriptions of my favorites.

Maggie Mays Soi Pothole- A long time gents club on Soi Pothole in central Pattaya. Renovated about 6 months ago adding a second floow of Kareoke rooms and a pool table. It is known as the friendly neighborhood bar where local expats go to fuck or just chill with the boys. They have beer card promotions and lady drink promotions when buying a 5 rack of tequila for your chosen lady gets her a 6th one for free and guarantees the lady will get completely naked for you while drinking right out in the open for all to see. You have three choices to get off in this club. The first one is where you buy lady drinks, and the girl will blow you right there out in the open. At least one rack of Tequila will get you started and with a few extra added on and the lady will finish you off right there in the open. Next is behind a curtain. This will cost you 300 baht and 500 Baht or so for a BJ and 1000 or so to get fucked. Next is ST upstairs. The room is about 400 baht or so and the girl will most likely want at least 1500 Baht. Finally, there is the bar fine of 500-1000 baht for ST or LT plus the girls fee to go out. This is not popular, so they price this accordingly to keep the girls inside the club. It opens at 1 PM guys and closes at midnight. Great spot to get an early start to a day of mongering.

Cat Flaps Patamnak- Opens at 1 Pm as well, but closes at 9 PM. Located between Soi 4 and Soi 5 in Pratamnak. It's a very large club with a huge round bar in the middle of the club for the guys to sit around and chill and drink. Around the outside are large booths where you can sit with the girls and drink and mess around. All the same naughty action happens here just like in Maggie Mays, as the place is owned by the same guy. Therefore, all the drink pricing, promotions and curtained areas and short time room and bar fine stuff is mostly the same. It can get really naughty at times in here as well. Girls naked and BJs right out in the open. They have free food here sometimes, such a lasagna and brisket. Beer cards can be used here as well as Maggie Mays.

Club Fate-Located on Soi Boomarang and owned by the same guy so everything is the same as Maggie Mays and cat flaps. It opens up at 6 PM and closes at 3 AM. Beer cards can also be used here. A few differences here though. The first difference is the ST rooms are huge and a lot nicer. Secondly, there are semi freelancers that come in at around 9 or 10 PM who are often the best looking. This seems to be a new development recently. Last but not least, if you thought the first two clubs were dirty, Fate is on a whole other level. I have witnessed what it seemed to be full on orgies right out in the open with 2 or 3 girls attacking one guy on a sofa. One sitting on the guy's face, while the other 2 gave a joint BJ licking cock. Once or twice even some fucking right out in the open. The line up can be inconsistent at times, but you will be assured of a downright dirty sexual encounter if that's your thing.

Kineree- As well in between Soi 4 and Soi 5 Pratamnak. It opens at 12 noon every day and closes at around 8 PM. However, most girls are gone by around 7 PM. I like this place just for the sheer variety of girls. Why? They are all freelancers. Lady drinks are 150 baht. Customers drinks are cheap, and they have ST rooms on site. 400 baht or so for the room and 1000-1500 baht for the girl. However, often the girls won't go out of the bar. It is widely known for girls to work there during the day and to go home to their unsuspecting husbands or boyfriends after. Great for an early start. They also have Saturday free food with a minimum purchase.

RTFF for more specifics.

[Downandup]

Pattaya Gents ClubsGreat post, it should be pinned.

You don't say enough about Soi Bong koch 8, it is a street with a number of Gentlemen's clubs in a row, it's a growing area with a new club opened since my last trip. Each one is essentially a small bar much the same as Soi 6 used to be when I first visited. Their opening times vary between noon and 3 pm. The quantity and quality of the girls is not as good as Catflaps or Kinneree, they are more likely to be older and thicker which is why they have migrated there but they ready to perform. Still the whole street is worth a visit as if you don't see what you like in one club, you simply move to the next.

[SubCmdr]

During my two nights in Heaven Above the two ladies I were buying drinks for gave me an opportunity to taste their drinks. They were real. Now watered down and I have see proffered by other posters. One of my girls told me she was going to drink apple juice only. Because she cannot drink alcohol. She will get so drunk so fast she would not be able to dance and wind up passed out.

So personally I think much of what I read by other posters on this issue is inaccurate as I measure it across my experience after 16 months posted up boots on the ground in Pattaya, Thailand.

Bottle Service

Buying a bottle may seem expensive if you do not have the flow to stack. I prefer it in certain clubs that I plan to visit on a regular basis. Buying a bottle comes with a lot of benefits that are important to me. Measure it across the number drinks you get out of the bottle v the amount of drinks you would buy separately. Split it with your friends. Your drinks are mixed at the table how you like them. And most places will either store your bottle or let you take it with you.

But it should be noted for those who do not have the stack from their flow, this does not get you out of buying Lady Drinks for your girls

150 - 165 is 4.15 - 4.47 EUR for me. Everyone has their own value system. For me that is a very reasonable rate to have a girl in just a thong and stocking sit down with you and give you access to her body like we were are teenagers making out in the backseat.

Your money; Your time; Your dick; Your call!

[SubCmdr]

What The Cmdr Got

Two premium bottles. Set ups. Entire booth reserved for me and my friends. Buying Lady Drinks for up to three girls at a time that were sitting in just their thongs and stockings for me the entire night. No need to buy any special drinks, racks of Tequila or any of that shit. Shots being sent over complements of the General Manager. Buying a drink for the Mamason and having her share with with us at my table. Short Time room and Short Time with the girl of my choice.

Plus having a girl in various stages of undress up on my table dancing for 80% of the time. I was in the club from 1930 until it closed down at 0300. Even bought extra drinks one time for my girls so they did not have to dance.

The General Manager came over to add me to their exclusive VIP Line group. He also stored my bottles for the next time I visit. Which means in the long run it will be much cheaper as I am sure I'll get at least one or two more visits out of my bottles before I need to re-up.

16395 THB cash not scan.

My time; My money; My dick; My call!

P.S. I just got my first set of pictures for the line up today at Heaven Best in Line because of my VIP status.

[SubCmdr]

The other main option I wanted to check out after reading many reports and watching videos on YouTube was the gents club scene. I did check out some big names that were suggested including Maggie May's, Buzzing and Club Fate. At all of these gents clubs I pretty well walked in and right out again as I thought the women were similar to those at beer bars.Keep in mind that the line ups are different every night. I beg to differ with you about the girls in Maggie Mays on Soi Pothole. I've seen at least 3 quality offerings in there on the day I visited.


The one exception was Heaven Above that had a nice mix of girls. Gents Clubs are suppose to be more laid back than Soi 6 bars but Heaven Above was not laid back. It is a hybrid gents club and go go bar playing music but not at high levels like Soi 6. Girls took turns dancing on tables so we could scope them out. This turned out well for me as I spotted a beautiful girl I liked and invited her for a drink. We did session upstairs not once but two different nights since I liked her Pro Tip I focus on the ones that dance in the naked show on the main stage. I have never gone wrong with them.


as well as the rooms they had which were almost like hotel rooms and much less noisy.In complete agreement on the rooms. The are like suites. Very high quality. But Club Fate also has nice rooms. As do many other Gentleman's Clubs. Exception is Maggie Mays in Jomtien. Bad rooms and usually not impressed with the line up. But I need to check it out again.


Only thing to warn about Heaven Above is that prices were slightly higher than average gents clubs. My juice and her lady drink came out to be about 300 while room rate was 550 be. She wanted 2500 but accepted 2000 be. This is a venue I would return to again.Standard Pricing: Lady drink is 165. Room 550. Girl 2000. There is also a speak easy upstairs. Did you check it out?

[Explorer8939]

I never use short time rooms in GCs, I always take the ladies home with me.

[SubCmdr]

I never use short time rooms in GCs, I always take the ladies home with me.I don't have time to drink in my room and to get the entire life story out of the prostitute I hire to provide me with social / sexual services by using Jedi Mind Tricks or Vulcan Mind Melds. That is why I always take the girls upstairs to the short time room in Gentleman's Clubs. That is how I prefer to do it. I have only bar fined one girl out of a Tree Town beer bar in the 16 months of boots on the ground living here in Pattaya. The only reason I did that is because I wanted to try it. I don't really like the logistics of bar fining a prostitute. To each their own.

Your time; Your money; You dick; Your call!

You are posting about Gentlemans Clubs in Pattaya from Dubai. Do you actually miss it that much? You have a Thai girl traveling with you that can sit on your face all you like.

[Explorer8939]

I don't have time to drink in my room and to get the entire life story out of the prostitute I hire to provide me with social / sexual services by using Jedi Mind Tricks or Vulcan Mind Melds. That is why I always take the girls upstairs to the short time room in Gentleman's Clubs. That is how I prefer to do it. I have only bar fined one girl out of a Tree Town beer bar in the 16 months of boots on the ground living here in Pattaya. The only reason I did that is because I wanted to try it. I don't really like the logistics of bar fining a prostitute. To each their own.

Your time; Your money; You dick; Your call!

You are posting about Gentlemans Clubs in Pattaya from Dubai. Do you actually miss it that much? You have a Thai girl traveling with you that can sit on your face all you like.You don't have time to drink with ladies, but have time to post here all day.

Okay, up to you.

[SubCmdr]

You don't have time to drink with ladies,No I don't have time to drink with girls in my room. I save that for when I am in the club. If a girl in my room she is sucking and fucking until I blow my splooge into one of their orifices. If they don't all allow that, then on their face or somewhere on their body.


but have time to post here all day.Damn straight I do! You see currently I am watching red and grand candlestick patterns form on the screen of my iPad Air. It is that activity that allows me to post here all day and night. Because while those candlestick patterns are forming. I am watching them. While I am watching them I am typing this on my MacBook Air.

It is the watching of the red and green candlesticks that allow me to post here day and night. It also creates my flow, that I stack once I close my trades out for a profit. I was on the wrong side of a trade where I was down 422,502 THB but then the market turned around for me and I just closed it a few hours ago for a 78464 THB profit. See that is why I have no problem spending 16000 THB in the club (Don't hate). I have an endless flow that I can collect and stack. Remember the immortal words of the street poet named Jeezy: First I'm gon' stack my flow!.

Just grabbed a couple of hours of sleep. Now I'm up. Going to get on the right side of it of this trade and ride it (like my horse on Old Town Road); I'm going to ride til I can't no mo. In fact, I literally just entered the trade and I am already in profit. It's going to be a good night!. Not really a timex guy. G-Shock for casual. Seiko for formal events. Like when I suit up for roof top romantic dinners. LOL!

We'll catch them hos later, stay on your grind! - Don't Get Caught, Jeezy.

[SubCmdr]

Because there is a large percent of ladies in Pattaya who are functional alcoholics. They really need to get pissed before they fuck strange men.Thank you for making my point

You just established that the Lady Drinks I buy for my girls have value. The idea that Lady Drinks are not real, well that does not align with my experiences. My girls have shared their drinks with me and they are real. They have even complained about how strong the drink was made and asked for ice from my Bottle Service setup for their drinks.

One of my boys was upstairs and this girl showed him were there were girls sleeping of being drunk and throwing up. I've see posts where individuals have made the claim that lady drinks are not real. That does not align with my experiences. At one point I had three ladies at my table with me. One specifically told me that she was drinking orange juice only because if she drank alcohol she would not be able to dance throughout the night.

[SubCmdr]

Are you telling you dont spend any money while in Thailand? I cannot go out for less than 3500 THB. Sometimes that includes a booty bill some times it does not. I was just in Heaven Above the night before NYE and I spent 10,000. I picked up everything at the table, set ups, Lady Drinks for the girl entertaining him, Lady Drinks for my girls. I keep them flowing. She was like I'm a little drunk. The Tequila got me. It was her choice she requested them.

I still had my two bottles. There is a enough for one more party before I have to re-up. In case you forgot it I got the Goose and the Makers working. Mamason drinks vodka and cranberry. Bought her a drink. She did not like the house brand while she was at my table. I was like pour up the The Goose and mix it up with he cranberry. I like the same thing.

You know what they say: Goose got me loose!

That includes the bar fine and her fee for the night. We were in my room by 0000 and she rolled out at 0750. I checked my watch as she left out the door. Two BBBJCIM one CFS Boom Boom. Based on her request and my personal limitations. My dick still works so I can pound away on that nasty thing while wearing a condom. Plus I keep a water based lube because they can dry some girls up. This was not a problem for here. If you had a pin hole camera somewhere in my room you might have saw my head between her legs and her twisting and turning while making sexy noises as she orgasmed twice and her squirt wound up on my face both times. I am not saying that happened. Just that you might have seen that if you had the right surveillance equipment in my room. It was the second best experience that I have ever had since I have been posted up in Pattaya. She had a gorgeous body and treated me even better like an absolute KING! She made us coffee in the morning and over coffee we discussed how things worked in the club and her personal finances. DAMN! Those Jedi Mind Tricks I have been studying are working.

I don't understand why there are some that feel that my descriptions of having fun in the club are bragging or showing somehow that I need to impress. I understand if that is NOT your thing. My man E69 likes to have girls come over to his room, drink, play music and sit on his face. I'm cool with that. If you just want to drink soft drinks. Or you want to find girls on the street in Soi 6, make a deal and take them directly to the short term room then that's great.

Your time; Your money; Your face; Your call!

But why do people who are not filing reports about having sex with girls in Pattaya writing the following about me:


For those complaining about SubCmdr and his inane ramblings, can I point you towards the forums Block functionality. Once you have blocked the likes of SubCmdr the only trace of them is when some unfortunate quotes his dumb ramblings. Give it a try, your 2025 will be better for it.


Do what I do and block the lunatic. I'm here in Pattaya and I have no time to read the postings of a guy in a basement half a world away.


Couple of resources:

1) Place the offender on your Ignore List and reduce the oxygen supply.

2) Use the 'Report Post' button at the bottom of any of his posts (see pic) you consider offensive, and report it to Admin as argumentative.

Telling the other good Thailand ISG members of his offensive posts might be a correct rant, but it does not help. Make it count.


If any of you read this complete manifesto by this lunatic, you are as crazy as he is.My report above offends you? You find it argumentative? Why?

[TravelingMan3]

I to live in Pattaya moved here in 2022 and I previously spend my day time activities on soi 6 and nighttime in gogo bars. Now I've recently started going to the GCs the ones on Soi Bongcot have been more busy recently that's not really saying much as before the month of December they were dead. My MO is to come in and ask straight away for a blowjob or sex with maybe only a orange juice for me if I have to sit and search for a chick or nothing if I find a girl I like right away no need to spend money on drinks. I don't use the GCs as a party or drinking spot they are brothels to me and in the case of clubs I visit like club Excite and for the most part ones on Bongcot not the most attractive women. I go to bust my nut so I'm not thirsty when I go out at night.

[SubCmdr]

Balling like Gent Club Pro

1000 THB for BBFS / CIP or CFS / BBBJ CIM is the same a free in my opinion.

I don't leave my room without 7 1000 THB notes. Along a 500,100's and 20's for smaller transactions. I don't head out to the club without 15 1000 THB notes plus my account loaded if things get really wild so I can scan to pay.

I know people have different styles That was never my point. My point is that the idea is to report, not for others to comment on what others are doing with their dick and their money.

Those doing so are exercising a Poverty Mentality. Does not matter what I pay my prostitutes, how much I spend in the club or what anyone else thinks the purpose of the hardware store is as long as each and every time one of us wants to rent a piece of equipment for a DIY project, we able to find the items we seek at the price point that works for each of our individual preferences in order to successfully complete our project.

I dont need to fly business class to Asia Just like others don't need to buy bottle in the club. But you don't see me talking shit to anyone else up in here about putting their old, ugly, fat Farang ass in a business class seat now do you?

[SubCmdr]

Club Exite


Picture from inside the club.Thank You!


You're the judge.The Cmdr give a favorite rating. I see one of my favorites in your picture. I need to be back there real soon.

[SubCmdr]

Below you will find an unfavorable review of my current favorite spot in Pattaya: Heaven Above.


It's not hard to understand why the place is packed. I highly doubt the customers going in that place are going there to barfine the women.

First of all, the women are of very low quality, mid thirty and up for almost all of them, a mix of unattractive fat and or old women like the ones we see all over Buakhao.

Secondly, the crowd going there is probably 90% old expats living on the cheap side around Buakhao, and maybe 10% of frequent visitors in Thailand who probably know better places to go and get a woman to fuck.

I've been there 3 or 4 times during my last visit in Pattaya and couldn't see a single good looking woman I would want to spend money on in that place, except maybe one slim girl covered with tattoos upstairs in their small VIP room. She is probably the one they put all over their facebook page, but she's got nothing special, and price of everything is more expensive upstairs than downstairs (customer's drink, ladydrink and barfine are more expensive), and the room is very small too, so just a few customers in and the place is already packed, and the girl is already taken of course.

The only reason that makes the place attractive is because it's free hassle and price of drinks are cheap. You can go there, enjoy the ambiance in a fresh and clean place, watching some women dancing in their bikinis (a few topless) in front of you, while your sipping your 95 baht cold Heineken and nobody come bothering you, no staff coming every 10 minutes to check your bill and look how long you've been sitting there. Conclusion, you can get a cold drink for one hour and spend only 100 baht, that's the primary reason people are going there.

Been there once around midnight 3 months ago and didn't see anything you described.

To me it looked like a low level gogo place, nothing high class at all. They've got the same tactic of trying to sell tequilas to every customers, the girls were not good looking and the show was very uninteresting. Didn't feel the need to check the place a second time, that's how bad it was.

[Paolo99]

Below you will find an unfavorable review of my current favorite spot in Pattaya: Heaven Above.Not unfavorable, I like the place for the reasons I stated: cheap to hang around, free hassle, nice and clean environnment, the staff does not come bothering every customers and everyone is welcomed with a smile.

But for now, I wouldn't think of banging a girl there untill I see some young and slim girls available in their line up.

[SubCmdr]

Not unfavorable, I like the place for the reasons I stated: cheap to hang around, free hassle, nice and clean environnment, the staff does not come bothering every customers and everyone is welcomed with a smile.Unfavorable review of the ladies inside of Heaven Above. You can get a drink anywhere my man.

I like the line up in Heaven Above. They are not a bunch of knock kneed bimbos walking like hos. 30 year olds do not bother me. They are Thai girls with Latina bodies (it means they have ass)!


But for now, I wouldn't think of banging a girl there untill I see some young and slim girls available in their line up.If you need that then as you said Soi 6 is your spot. A place I think there is no reason to write home about after your first visit.

I see absolutely no reason for Heaven Above to change their line up I have only been in there one time and have not fucked. Only because I had fucked myself out earlier in the day.

[SubCmdr]

What The Cmdr Got

Two premium bottles.Those two bottles so far have served my and my guests for two nights of partying and still have one night left.

6000 Makers 750 ML.

4500 Goose 750 ML.

That is 3500 THB / night for 3 nights in the club (base price because set ups and Lady Drinks are extra). Seems like a good value to me. But I have the stack to support my International Trickin activities. I pick up the tab when I invite a guest but if would even less if two or three friends buy a bottle and ball out together.


I get paid almost every trade, in short, I got it made!

[SubCmdr]

Theres some hands on at Heaven Above but it isn't like at Windmill. Not even close.The above statement does not align with my experiences in Heaven Above.. My experiences have been all hands on deck. I usually prefer the girls who work the naked show. They will sit with you in nothing but their G-String. The regular dancers have no problem opening up their tops and I actually like the cute outfits that are revealing but cover up just enough to tease.

My hands and mouth have been on tits, pussy and ass. But of course I spend money up in that place. The girls know this! I send value signals when my multiple bottles of premium alcohol hit my table. I keep the Lady Drinks flowing at whatever pace the girl or girls (up to three) is interested been interested.

The lowest bill I ever had in the place has been 3000 THB+. The highest 16000 THB+. On my first night. When I has already fucked out from Thai Friendly action (or was it my kik) and just sat with two of the naked ladies all night (3000 THB+).


Heaven Above has a handful of stunners and they seem to be taken pretty early in the night.The club is FULL of stunners. Although I can see how others with different tastes would make the above statement. The Heaven Above line up consists mostly of Thai Girls that have latina bodies. That means they have ass. They are NOT skin and bone knock kneed bimbos walking like hos!


Great place to go and occasionally you'lll find a good one to take upstairs. This is an understatement As I have said before I have only just sat with two girls once before. I take a girl upstairs or Bar Fine her every nights. The rooms in Heaven Above are like suites. They are laid out and super comfortable!.


That part is cheaper than Windmill because there is no upstairs room for Windmill. (3000 + 1500 BF vs 2000 +500 room). In my opinion, Windmill does not even come close because Heaven Above has rooms and Windmill does not. If Windmill had rooms, I would give it the number one spot. But to me the costs of TakeOut in Windmill far exceeds the value provided.

[Explorer8939]

The above statement does not align with my experiences in Heaven Above.. My experiences have been all hands on deck. I usually prefer the girls who work the naked show. They will sit with you in nothing but their G-String. The regular dancers have no problem opening up their tops and I actually like the cute outfits that are revealing but cover up just enough to tease.

My hands and mouth have been on tits, pussy and ass. But of course I spend money up in that place. The girls know this! I send value signals when my multiple bottles of premium alcohol hit my table. I keep the Lady Drinks flowing at whatever pace the girl or girls (up to three) is interested been interested.

The lowest bill I ever had in the place has been 3000 THB+. The highest 16000 THB+. On my first night. When I has already fucked out from Thai Friendly action (or was it my kik) and just sat with two of the naked ladies all night (3000 THB+).

The club is FULL of stunners. Although I can see how others with different tastes would make the above statement. The Heaven Above line up consists mostly of Thai Girls that have latina bodies. That means they have ass. They are NOT skin and bone knock kneed bimbos walking like hos!

This is an understatement As I have said before I have only just sat with two girls once before. I take a girl upstairs or Bar Fine her every nights. The rooms in Heaven Above are like suites. They are laid out and super comfortable!.

In my opinion, Windmill does not even come close because Heaven Above has rooms and Windmill does not. If Windmill had rooms, I would give it the number one spot. But to me the costs of TakeOut in Windmill far exceeds the value provided.I dimly remember Windmill having rooms, a long time ago. Anyone else remember Windmill ST rooms?

[SubCmdr]

Below are a compilation of opinions about Windmill.


The final stop was Kink I reluctantly came along as I don't like Kink or windmill I think there lame and the chicks are ugly. The one good thing going for the place is the barfine is only 1000 baht and my buddies got quotes of 2 and 3 k st respectively.


My understanding is that there is the bar fine that goes to the Agogo then a Short Time / Long Time price. For example: At Kink bar fine; 3000* Short Time /5000 Long Time. Windmill 2000 Bar Fine; 3000 Short Time /5000 Long Time.


Afterward I crossed the soi to Windmill, which was packed to the gills as it was their anniversary celebration. I went upstairs and somehow got a stool by the stage. I had a pillar in front of me but still had a good view of the topless line of girls on one side and the two nude girls doing some lesbian play-acting on the other side. I enjoyed seeing them interact with the young white tourist couple seated next to me.


3) Kink / windmill. It is a nice & an expensive adventure with nice & sexy nude ladies on the 1st floor. Go for it it for a hands on sexy action with some hot ladies. They are quite eager to please. Don't go finding st sex. It is quite expensive. 250 ld /3000st /2000 bf.


The Windmill, Sapphire.

Open around 7 pm, best to go around 11 pm or 12 am when various places forget where they put their panties, so expect all nude at some of the well known places.


Depends on the venue. Gogos like Windmill and Kink you will have a naked girl grind you and you can grope all you want and make out for a few minutes. Other gogos they will come sit next to you and pretend to be some chaste princess. GC's they will expect to be manhandled while beer bars they will try to get you to play dice games or connect four. Up to you.


If I listed to what some advocate about how others should conduct their affairs I would have missed out on some really good times. 90% of the time I goto Windmill I do not bar fine a girl. But EVERYTIME I go and I do mean EVERY MOTHER FUCKING TIME I have great time. I am talking off the mother fucking chain!


I'd be surprised if anyone has ever said "I went to Windmill and the girls were hot".


Windmill girls were poor, however after buying the only one I found somewhat cute, a 22 year old with beautiful natural tits a drink and then commencing to stick my tongue down her throat I did leave somewhat happy but not someone I would want to go st with.


My first stop was Windmill, a popular go-go bar with a raunchy atmosphere. As I settled in, a stunning lady named Nina approached me. She had an infectious smile and an easygoing personality, while at the same time, rubbing her titis and ass in my face LOL.

Nina and I hit it off, and I decided to buy her a lady drink. Each drink cost around 200 THB, and over the next hour, I bought her four drinks, totaling 800 THB. Nina was great company, and we messed around a lot with each other. At one point she had my dick out stroking it up and down.

As I observed the surroundings, I noticed a group of foreigners who seemed to be pinching pennies. They nursed their beers for hours and avoided buying lady drinks, clearly not making the most of their night out.


5. Windmill. 2 girls ok for Windmill standards. Don't go upstairs. You've been warned. I didn't stay. There were empty seats on an overall very busy night on Walking Street so that must say something.


By this time, the lady was pretty drunk, so we went to Windmill, where she saw a lifetime supply of pussy. As you know, most Windmill ladies are older, flat-chested, but eager to please. They practically gang raped the civvie, too much pussy for her.Here are a number of reviews over the past six months of Windmill. Not a single one mentions the place having rooms!!

[Banana Boi]

2017. It did not last long. Police got wind of it and shut it down.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4223280/British-tourist-caught-bed-prostitute.html

The other gogo bars that had something similar shut their private rooms down immediately.

[SubCmdr]

From the OP cite:


The venue did not have the correct licence and the owner will be prosecuted. The tourist from the UK has been warned about this.Well that brings a few questions to mind:

1. What is the difference between a Agogo, Beer Bar and Gentleman's Club?

2. Why is it illegal to have sex in one (Agogo) but not the others (Beer Bar and Gentleman's Club)?

3. How does a Punter know if the facility is properly licensed?


2017. It did not last long. Police got wind of it and shut it down.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4223280/British-tourist-caught-bed-prostitute.html

The other gogo bars that had something similar shut their private rooms down immediately.

[SubCmdr]

I can name a half dozen venues in Pattaya where you can get your dick sucked for 500 THB. That is BBBJCIM. I know another two where you can get your dick sucked for 800 THB. You can go into a massage place and ask the girl to cut to the chase if all you want is to get your dick sucked. 300 for oil massage. Discuss the rate for getting your dick sucked. 500 - 800 THB. Usually I can do that for 1000 with the quality of the massage differing. You can get girl to come off of Thai Friendly for 1000 THB just to suck your dick. I have had offers for a low as 500 THB.

I have filled reports on all of the above actions. And I have not even had the opportunity to visit all the places where I know I can get my dick sucked in Pattaya. Like they say:

Your experiences may vary! (YEMV).

[Explorer8939]

I can name a half dozen venues in Pattaya where you can get your dick sucked for 500 THB. That is BBBJCIM. I know another two where you can get your dick sucked for 800 THB. You can go into a massage place and ask the girl to cut to the chase if all you want is to get your dick sucked. 300 for oil massage. Discuss the rate for getting your dick sucked. 500 - 800 THB. Usually I can do that for 1000 with the quality of the massage differing. You can get girl to come off of Thai Friendly for 1000 THB just to suck your dick. I have had offers for a low as 500 THB.

I have filled reports on all of the above actions. And I have not even had the opportunity to visit all the places where I know I can get my dick sucked in Pattaya. Like they say:

Your experiences may vary! (YEMV).I am not saying that BJs are disappearing in Thailand.

I am saying that dedicated BJ bars are disappearing. There were many, before you appeared in Thailand.

The first bar in LK Metro was Lolita's, a BJ bar, IIRC.

[SubCmdr]

A Whirlwind Business Trip to Pattaya With a Quick Stop at Cat Flaps.

Business in Pattaya usually means a change of scenery from the hustle of Bangkok, and this trip was no different. A last-minute meeting called me down to Pattaya, so made the two-hour dash to get things sorted. Quick meeting and business was wrapped up.

With a little time to spare before heading back, I decided to make a strategic two-hour pit stop at Cat Flaps, one of the more out of the way gentlemen's clubs in Pattaya. Located in Pratamanak. As expected, the place didn't disappoint. A relaxed atmosphere, friendly girls, and just enough mischief to make the brief stay worthwhile.

The setup was simplebought a few drinks and enjoyed the company of two sexy girls. After 2 racks of tequila for each girl, behind the curtain we went. Then the aerobics began. Never realized how strong the tables were LOL. Took real advantage of the space in the big booth. Both ladies performed outstanding. 2500'Baht each and free curtains for me. Woo hoo.

One unexpected highlight. The free beef brisket. A generous perk that many clubs don't offer, and it was surprisingly awesometender, smoky, and packed with flavor. Nothing like a quality bite to go with a cold beer and good company.Thanks for your review. I agree with your assessment.

I was just in there Bro. Yesterday. Took a girl upstairs. Had an outstanding time. She reneged on the promises she made to me on the couch. But I made it work. Sexy as fuck 35 year old. BBBJ, CFS Doggie, LIA Mish. !Said she orgasmed 4 times and that my Big Black Dick nearly broke her pussy because I fucked so long and hard. That was her own fault because she refused to let me cum in her mouth (as she promised) so I had to pound away at that nasty thing until I blew my sponge in the bag!

Room 400 THB; 1500 THB for the girl; 2 Lady Drinks; 1 Small Cider for me. There are at least two more that I will be returning to enjoy.

One More Thing

Got a free shot from the manager / owner.

Ballin Like Gent's Club Pro!

[SubCmdr]

I am interested information on where I can get my Dick sucked as a separately defined and priced service on premises in the venue.

The venues on my list have the following characteristics:

You can get a BBBJ by buying a Lady Drink or for a specific price. 2. You can get your dick sucked on premises either with or without a privacy screen / room. 3. The option for Full Service (for an additional cost) with or without a privacy screen exists on premises.

BJ Bars that I know of


Kittens Bar; Pump Station 1 & 2; 007 Club; Pirates Hostess Club; Carre Blanc; Telephone Bar; Bar de la Poste; Excite Club; King’s Club; King Kong; Click Bar; My Friend You Bar; Lips Lounge; Hunny LoungeAll of the above venues can be found on Google Maps and they have reviews.

I have personally gotten my Dick sucked by spending part of my stack in: Kittens Bar; Excite Club; King’s Club; King Kong; Lips Lounge; .

And in fact I just got my Dick sucked to completion (I. E. BBBJCIM) as a specifically priced service earlier in the day of writing this post. The location of the venue was Club Excite.

Every man has a right to his own opinion, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts * - Bernard M. Baruch.

FULL STOP!


At least Sub posts reports. Whether you love him or hate him, he contributes useful info.

[SubCmdr]

One of my boys wanted to show him around for his last hurrah before leaving Pattaya for three months. So we hit the circuit. We started at: Cat Flaps. My adventure there was covered in a previous post.

Soi Bong Koch Area

Hit Club Sin and a few others like The Factory. I sum up the area as being a place where the girls are asking too much and presenting too little. Not ready for prime time in my eyes. Not my scene. I will return one more time to confirm my initial findings.

Kings Club

I had no success up in the place. But my boy found a girl to his liking. The girls that walked up and offered their services to me were not offering what I was looking for. But I will return. Because Kings Club has that on again / off again quality to it where it is always showing potential depending upon the girl but not always delivering.

Club Exite

I always have a good time here. Liked my server so I invited her to sit down and have a drink with me. Asked to take her up and she agreed. Got the room. Headed up. Received service as requested.

Pro Tip:: Behind the curtain and the room upstairs is the same price. I always choose the room even if I have to wait.

Cat House

Actually had one customer. Hot girl I picked did not go upstairs. Asked first so no Lady Drink. Other girl that she picked for me quoted me numbers that were too high.

Club Fate

Didn't really spend much time there this visit. Because my boy was ready to eat. Saw one of my regulars but we just greeted each other then I left.

I have no trouble getting my dick sucked in Pattaya I have any number of venues to visit in order to receive that type of dick service. It does not matter to me where I get it sucked. What matters to me is that I can get is sucked as a separately priced service that is less expensive than Full Service. I still have more venues that have a dick suck as a separately priced service to explore.

[SouthEaster]

I enjoy the info you provide as it is something I like as well, a BJ with no muss, no fuss and doesn't break the bank. Without looking them all up individually, can you tell me if any of the places you listed are in Jomtien. Coming to visit a mate of mine next month and will be looking for cheap daytime activity to temper the shitload I will probably be spending in the evenings! TIA.

[SubCmdr]

I enjoy the info you provide as it is something I like as well, a BJ with no muss, no fuss and doesn't break the bank. Without looking them all up individually, can you tell me if any of the places you listed are in Jomtien. Coming to visit a mate of mine next month and will be looking for cheap daytime activity to temper the shitload I will probably be spending in the evenings! TIA.Thank you for your props my brother! Even though I am a newbie I am happy to assist. OG Vets please feel free to add any information but make it recent. The man want to get his dick sucked in the present, not the past.

Although there are at least ten Gentlemans Clubs in Jomtien and Pratamnak, I am not aware of a single one that offers getting your dick sucked as a separately priced service.

It is possible that the girls in Maggie Mays (Jomtien) will do that. I don't know as I have never asked for that service before. But as I visit places in Jomtien and Pratamnak I will start asking. I usually combine an afternoon trip into Central Pattaya with a dick suck, massage then errands so when I am in Jomtien I hit the Gentleman Clubs in order to fuck!

In Jomtien, if I don't want to get on the Baht Bus, I goto a local massage place and get an oil massage. Then if the massage girl offers a hand job, I turn it down and ask her to suck my dick. If I run across any during my adventures (as I have much to explore) I'll let you know.

Gentlemans Club List in Jomtien and Pratamnak

Venom, Cat Flaps, Pussy Galore, Passions, KitCat Lounge Club, Maggie Mays, Nirvana, Pussy Galore, The Camel Toe, Kineree, Cosy Beach (and one more of The Cmdr's Favorites to remain secret).

Ballin Like a Gents Club Pro!

[SubCmdr]

Club Sin

Has Towel Tuesday. The entertainment staff runs around the club in wraps and towels.

[SubCmdr]

I've always thought that Top Tier Agogos did not represent a good value. The charge a premium for Knock Knee Bimbos waking like hos that a particular segment of the fringes who visit Pattaya favor.


In particular, Gentlemen's Clubs are picking up momentum.I don't know about that. But I certainly think Gentleman's Club represent the overall best entertainment experience. From the drink prices, the costs for hiring a personal entertainer along with the rooms on-premise. The facilities often include the option to play pool for free, some have pools, The have days where they offer drink specials. Many are run by owners who post up in the spot and interact with the customers.

My current favorites: Heaven Above, Club Fate.

[SubCmdr]

During my visits to Gentleman's Clubs none of the girls I have spoken to are complaining about a lack of customers now or during high season.

[Banana Boi]

During my visits to Gentleman's Clubs none of the girls I have spoken to are complaining about a lack of customers now or during high season.Never even thought about this but since Sub posted it I have to agree with his observation. My main G club since 2015 has been Kinnaree and I can't think of a single girl who has ever said there aren't customers there, any time of the year.

I tend to find G Club girls more laid back than bar, massage, and gogo girls.

[SubCmdr]

Kitten Club

Ive written about this place before. Never fails to please

Out running errands early. My Big Black Dick got hard. Decided I wanted it sucked. It's 1100. Spied a Thai Girl setting up the offerings in front of the spot. Came over to observe. She saw me and made the motion. I said yes. She invited me to come in. Asked if I wanted a drink. I told her no, I was ready to go upstairs. She told me 850 THB. 1000 THB note given. Change received. Grabs the wet wipes. Up the stairs we go.


It should be noted that there was no mamasan. The girls run the place themselves. She took my money and made the transaction. Kinda puts blows of the myths being spread by posters who have never even been to Pataya before about the entertainment scene hereOut shoes come off in the room. My shorts and boxer briefs come off. Towel gets laid down on the bed. I'm on the towel with nice big pillows supporting my back / head. She tell me I'm big (don't hate) I am blushing but she cannot not tell. I ask her really? She says yes. I tell her no one has ever told me that before. I'm just average. She says no you are big. She goes to work. She is sucking my dick and she is sucking my dick good. She is sucking my dick the way a dick is supposed to be sucked. I'm enjoying it. After some time passes. The feelings over take me. I start screaming like a ***** as my balls release my semen into her mouth. She is catcher and she's doesn't let my wild pitch get past her. Dumps my load out of her mouth and into the tissue she had prepared. Continues to work my dick with my hand squeezing all of my load out. Cleans me up real good with the wet wipes and asks if it was OK. OK? ***** you suck and OUTSTANDING dick!! As I get dressed she straightens the room up. We make small talk about where I am from where she is from. I ask her how old she is. She asks me how old she is. Says I don't look it. I tell her the same. Shoes back on and she says goodbye. My balls are no longer hanging down around my ankles and it's time to goto to my favorite Thai Gold store.

The astute observers among us will notice I said nothing about her undressing or dressing. The dick sucking crew here do not take off any of their clothing for a dick suck. If that shit bothers you, then it's not going to be your spot. But if you are in the mood for a no nonsense quality suck of your dick, you really cannot beat it. No dink, dink, dink from the girls and they KNOW why you came to their spot. Not the youngest or most attractive girls, but those who have been reading my posts for more than a minute know that I focus on the deal, the service and I have low standards.

If places where the girls specialize in sucking your dick are on the decrease in Pattaya it is simply because people are still living in the glory days. I am here to tell you that there are so many places left for me to try it has not been a problem for me getting my Big Black Dick sucked.

Holla, I know I did!

[SubCmdr]

Back when Pattaya Reports meant something. Thanks brother for your excellent reporting!


My goal for this trip was to try out the Gentleman's Club scene, which did not figure into my last visit a decade ago, and in fact which I had not heard of until I watched some YouTube videos preparing for this visit. With a Koh Larn excursion and the Saturday night-Sunday alcohol ban, it took a couple of days for me to dive in.

I dove in deep, into Camel Toe on Monday afternoon. It can only be described as the ultimate old school roadhouse, something like a trucker bar. At first glance things seemed pretty tame, with only a handful of girls present, but when I eventually noticed a topless girl playing pool I knew I was in the right place.

Sitting back in a barstool on a high table at the back of the bar, soon Nan approached me, a cute, thick-bodied girl, and a lady drink opened the door for some French kissing and feeling the boobs she released from her shirt. While I did that I made eye contact with another girl playing pool, taller, cuter, and a bit thicker than Nan. She came over and Nan told me this was her sister plausible, but maybe she was just a cousin..

[SubCmdr]

I decided to give PinUp another try and see if the girl I drank with last time was more willing to be bar fined. Once again the place was packed and there were plenty of girls, however the quality seemed a little down on the first night I went. My wingman and I settled in and I spotted my girl and quickly asked for her to come for a few drinks. My wingman also spotted a girl he liked. I reminded my wingman to ask her if she bar fines before he bought too many drinks. Turns out that my wingman's girl did not bar fine so he moved her on. Mine agreed to be bar fined and said I needed to talk to her mamasan to confirm the deal. So she went up to dance and I asked the drinks staff to find me her mamasan. By the time they brought over the rudest and ugliest mamasan I have ever seen, my girl had been bought drinks by another customer even though she was drinking with me and had a drink to be finished. I told the mamasan that I wanted to bar fine her and she said she would talk to the girl. After about 30 minutes the girl was still drinking with the other customer and I again asked what was happening to the drinks staff. The mamasan made no effort to come back to me and tell me what was happening. I then got told by drinks staff that she was drinking with a VIP customer and would be over soon. Well, soon never happened and after waiting for 30 minutes decided to cut the night and leave. Not sure what the game was but the mamasan had no interest in bar firing the girl and did not even bother to come back and tell me that she was with another customer. Perhaps VIPs get better treatment, but having been on tour for many many years I know that VIPs come and go as do agogos like PinUp. So if my money is not valued or welcomed then that is fine by me. Plenty of options in Pattaya.

Back to BKK tomorrow where I know in places like Billboard I get treated like a VIP even if I am not.

Happy Hunting.Isn't Pin Up considered to be a top tier Agogo on Walking Street? I've never been treated like that in Heaven Above. IMO, price does not seem to equal quality, in the girls nor the treatment. Then we have this:


I have never been to Thailand, nor have I any interest in doing so. I prefer the classic tropical beauties, don't like to have my pussy served up on a plate by pimp mamasans who you have to "get to know" so you can bust your stack to impress her, with "making it rain", "40 Lady drinks". Who's always happy to see you, until the money runs out.You must forgive me. How does a person who has never been to Thailand able to judge the world of endless adult entertainment in Pattaya from a half a world away in the Dominican Republic?


I've always thought that Top Tier Agogos did not represent a good value. The charge a premium for Knock Knee Bimbos waking like hos that a particular segment of the fringes who visit Pattaya favor.

I don't know about that. But I certainly think Gentleman's Club represent the overall best entertainment experience. From the drink prices, the costs for hiring a personal entertainer along with the rooms on-premise. The facilities often include the option to play pool for free, some have pools, The have days where they offer drink specials. Many are run by owners who post up in the spot and interact with the customers.

My current favorites: Heaven Above, Club Fate.

[Explorer8939]

My observations of Gentlemens' Clubs that are off the beaten path, ie not accessible to tourists. These are not impacted by High Season or Low Season, since the clientele are expats.

It's sometimes not easy to have any fun in these places because the ladies often have regular customers. So you can walk in during the early afternoon, and every lady has a customer. Because the same customers come a lot, and each goes with "his" bargirl.

Why is that? You have to ask why a Farang living in the Darkside would be going to a bar almost every day. That's because he hooked up with an older Thai lady, settled down in Thailand, and then she informed him that she's too old for sex, and doesn't really talk to him any more. So he hits the bar, finding a lady to serve as his "bargirl friend". No problem with that, except it makes it difficult for new customers to find a lady sometimes.

The closer the bar to tourist areas, the less this is a problem.

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Bar de la Poste

Visited; Had a drink; Met a girl; Had a good time; Left. Will visit again!


BBBJ 700*
Behind the curtain: 300
Short Time full service: 1000
Short Time room: 400
Lady Drink: 150*All prices in THB.

[Cusland]

My observations of Gentlemens' Clubs that are off the beaten path, ie not accessible to tourists. These are not impacted by High Season or Low Season, since the clientele are expats.

It's sometimes not easy to have any fun in these places because the ladies often have regular customers. So you can walk in during the early afternoon, and every lady has a customer. Because the same customers come a lot, and each goes with "his" bargirl.

Why is that? You have to ask why a Farang living in the Darkside would be going to a bar almost every day. That's because he hooked up with an older Thai lady, settled down in Thailand, and then she informed him that she's too old for sex, and doesn't really talk to him any more. So he hits the bar, finding a lady to serve as his "bargirl friend". No problem with that, except it makes it difficult for new customers to find a lady sometimes.

The closer the bar to tourist areas, the less this is a problem.Surely you are joking? Soi Boomerang is about as Central as you can get. La Poste is on Lengkee, soi Full love in is hardly far, there are a couple on 3rd Road. Two at the Buakhao end of soi pothole. They're everywhere including the main tourist areas.

[EverythingThai]

Surely you are joking? Soi Boomerang is about as Central as you can get. La Poste is on Lengkee, soi Full love in is hardly far, there are a couple on 3rd Road. Two at the Buakhao end of soi pothole. They're everywhere including the main tourist areas.Explorer is talking about clubs on the dark side. Not clubs on Boomarang. He is saying that clubs on the dark side or clubs not in the tourist areas may not be slower during low season because they are not in tourist areas and the regular expats keep them afloat. Some dark side dwellers rarely come into central Pattaya. Boomarang and Lenke are in the tourist areas and will most certainly be impacted during low season. For example, I was in Maggie Mays and Buzzin lounge on Pothole and even though there were some regulars there, the girls were complaining. However, what was evident was that they were not complaining as much as girls working in the go go bar or on Soi 6. In general, gents clubs will always have a steady stream of regular expat clients no matter what area the club is in.

[Explorer8939]

Explorer is talking about clubs on the dark side. Not clubs on Boomarang. He is saying that clubs on the dark side or clubs not in the tourist areas may not be slower during low season because they are not in tourist areas and the regular expats keep them afloat. Some dark side dwellers rarely come into central Pattaya. Boomarang and Lenke are in the tourist areas and will most certainly be impacted during low season. For example, I was in Maggie Mays and Buzzin lounge on Pothole and even though there were some regulars there, the girls were complaining. However, what was evident was that they were not complaining as much as girls working in the go go bar or on Soi 6. In general, gents clubs will always have a steady stream of regular expat clients no matter what area the club is in.I was in the Darkside bar on Khao Talo last night, about as far away from tourist areas as you can get, and it was pretty full.

And Camel Toe had a lot of customers in the late afternoon.

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I am looking for real information on Pattaya Gentleman's Clubs: Prices; Costs of Lady Drinks. Last time I checked the number of girls available matters more than the customers in the venue for most readers. I don't fuck customers when I am in a Gentleman's Club, I fuck the girls that work there (or I get my dick sucked). You can find lots of posts written by me with the type of information readers of this thread like me seek.


I was in the Darkside bar on Khao Talo last night, about as far away from tourist areas as you can get, and it was pretty full. And Camel Toe had a lot of customers in the late afternoon.Yesterday I walked by one gentleman's club and rode past another in my bolt. They both had signs that were really pretty. Names were Pussy Galore and Nirvana.