Other Areas

[QUOTE=Botaki6]On the anti-porn laws: My friend, this is Indonesia. If there's a law, then only to get some money into the pocket of the local governor to have a blind eye. Get real and not scared of the "well informed" CNN channels and other American nonsense. Indonesia boleh.

On Balikpapan: Yes, opportunities aplenty. But you have to know where.

Thanks Botaki. I think everyone knows the accuracy of CNN etc. When I was there last the cops use to use any excuse to get a few rupiah by forcing the bars to close a bit earlier etc.

As for having to know where to look, hopefully it's still more like tripping over them where ever you go.

Cheers,

SP

Hi,

I am newbie here. I am from KL, Malaysia who used to be in such places like Karimum Island. I would like to offer to those guys in KL who wants to tag along with me for a trip to tanjung balai next week.

I am planning to leave KL by Friday nite, 14th of July. Going back to KL on Monday 17th. of July.

Feel free to contact me if anyone of you are interested.

Labuan Bajo is a sleepy little town on the northwest part of Flores Island. Population is less than 10,000. Most foriegners come here for diving (the SCUBA kind, that is). But I imagine some want to get in some muff diving as well. I was there to check out Komodo and Rinca (pronounced Rincha) islands. These are the only two islands in the world where the Komodo dragons (very large and carnivorous monitor lizards) occur.

Getting there: You get here by boat or plane. You can take a 3-4 day boat ride from Lombok and stop along the way on a couple of islands. Speaking with people who have done this, apparently the quality of the boats is highly variable. Might want to check the boat before purchasing a ticket, which can run as much as 900,000 Rp. one way. One could also fly from Bali - which is what I did. Two or more airlines fly here (Merpati and GT Air being the biggest). GT Air has a flight every day, while Merpati flies only twice a week. It is short flight (1.5 hours) and costs about US$70.

Tourist stuff: There is not much to do here unless you are into diving and wildlife. No tourist spots to speak of in town. There are very few bars in town in as well (more on tis later; some sort of a town ordinance apparently). The only normal bar (other than those in hotels) is one called Paradise bar which on top of a hill near the harbor with a beautiful view. Especially at sunset. This is a regular bar and there are no chicks to pick up.

Hotels: Don't expect any luxury here. The wuality ranges from basic (at good hotels) to very bad (at cheaper places). None of the hotels have a hot shower. Gardena is suppposedly the best hotel in town (near city center). But it was full when I went there. Another good one is Eco Lodge, which is expensive US$50 per night(!) and has only 6 rooms/cottages. I stayed at the "third best" hotel - New Bajo Beach Inn. It is near Eco Lodge and 2.5 KM from the city center. The hotel had very large room and it is indeed on the beach - albeit a wimpy beach. Beautiful views of other islands. The yard is not well maintained and there were cockroaches (big ones) in my room. Electrcity (and therefore A/C) was unreliable. Staff were nice and there is a restaurant/bar (just beer, I think) on premises.

Getting around: There are some bemos here - 1000 Rp anywhere in town. But you can rent motorcycles for 50,000 Rp per day. Just ask the hotel guys. If you stay in the city, you can walk everywhere. If you stayed in one of the hotels outside town, you will need transport.

Action: Limited to basically 3 bars outside town - about 2-3 KM from the center of town. You will need a motorcycle or some other transport to get there as the road is pitch dark and walking is dangerous (there are cobras and vipers here). The bars are located on the road that leads to a couple of "upscale" hotels New Bajo Beach Inn and Eco Lodge. One bar is across from Eco Lodge, another one between Eco Lodge and New Bajo beach, and the third one past New Bajo Beach toward the city. These are very basic bars (thatched roof, mud floor, etc.) and they do not have any names. Each bar has 5-10 women there. I was taken to each bar by people I met in town (tour guide, basically). They came on their motorcycles and picked me up from the hotel and I paid for all the beers. And of course, they translated as well because no one in the bar speaks english. Many people in town speak English as they deal with tourists. In fact, unlike most of Indonesia, 85% of people here are Catholic, thanks to colonization by the Protugese.

You can take out (at least some) the girls and some bars may have a room on premises. There is no barfine. The bars were not crowded when we were there. Just a few guys and very loud and annoying Karoke music.

In any case, these guys told me the best bar in terms of quality of women is the one across from Eco Lodge (the fartherest from town). We went there the frst night. There were about 8-10 women. We talked to a few and it seemed like all were from Lombok. Many were young - 19-22 range. One girl really stood oout - she is of course from Lombok and only 19. My buddy asked her what it would cost to take her out and she said she does not go with customers! One other girls said she was on her period and a third gave bad vibes and seemed disinterested. So, first night, we stuck out and left. Went to another bar - there were only 3 girls and many customers. Most of these girls seem more interested in drinking and singing than in making some money. Very wierd. All three bars are basically the same.

On the third day there, I really wanted to get laid - and get laid on Flores. So, we went back to the bar across from Eco Lodge. Had a couple of beer and started negotiating with the girls (my buddy did, actually). One girl wanted 400,000 rp LT. I had just come from Bali where I was paying only 200,000! Talked to another girl (a bit older and chubbier - more Chinese than Malay looking). She wanted 300,000 ST. I was desperate enough that I agreed. The security guy gave her a ride on his motorcycle and I rode with my buddy back to the hotel. Had a good session. No BJ at all!! (I found this very often in Indonesia - the girls are very reluctant to give BJ; yet many will do BBFS. Go figure). Anyway, after some foreplay, she suddenly took my dick and stuck it in her bareback. Stupid of me - but anyway finished after a while She got dressed and left. Pics are attached. I took a bunch while she was trying to get dressed as soon as possible!

To sum up, do not go to Flores or Labuan Bajo for mongering!! If you there for another purpose, there are (expensive and perhaps limited) options. Labuan Bajo is nice little town - a very nice change after 3 days in Kuta for me. It is very relaxing there and if you are into SCUBA, it is supposedly one of the best sites in the world. There are a lot of reefs here and snorkeling is also great. I did some snorkeling and it is spectacular. I have not seen that much marine life anywhere else.

Tanjung Balai, Karimun, Indonesia.

Will be going on the 30th July for 2 nights. Anyone wants to join me?

Will be leaving from KL, if you are in KL as well, we could car pool. Plan is that, will be leaving from KL at 3-4am on the 30th July. Will be arriving in Kukup, Johor at about 7.30am. We will manage to catch the first ferry at 8.30am.

Do PM me if you wish to join or to get more info.

Hello Bros,

I will be in Solo this Saturday and Sunday. Just wondering if there are still panti pijat plus plus still available?. Are they safe for visit?

Any possibilities for Fl contacts over there?

Any info will be much appreciated.

I am looking into all possibilities (enquiries to taxi drivers will be one!)

Thanks

Plastik man

Having arrived at Solo on Thursday and after reading a report (page 7) about Gunung Kemukus, and also having a lot of time to kill, I decided to go to this place and check out the scene. From Tirtonadi Bus terminal, I took a bus heading to Purwodadi and got down at Barong. The bus trip itself was harrowing, the bus driver had a death wish or what? with him weaving and overtaking traffic at will. I understand now, why traffic accidents in Indonesia can be humongous and deadly when they do happen.In spite of the "gut wrenching" journey, I arrived safely at Barong having paid Rp4000 for the bus trip. I took an ojek then to the Kemukus complex for Rp 15,000. Of course you could also take a taxi directly from the airport which would costs you Rp 150,000 (direct to Kemukus complex). You could also take an ojek (motocycle), to the Kedung Ombo lake and cross for at leat Rp1500 by boat to the graveyard. You will be asked to pay Rp3000 tariff at the complex gate. From here, you would have to accent 150 steps to reach the grave. Along the way, you will see many boarding houses (shacks) with some having "cheweks" or resident WLs that could accompany you for the nite.

Gunung Kemukus is a small hill, with a the tomb of Prince Samodra ( a kind hearted Javanese prince) buried atop. Many believed that by visiting and praying to him, they could have their wish fulfilled. People with varied hopes like sucess in business, career etc visit this tomb every day, the maximum visitors being on Friday Pon, at best consecutive seven pons and follow certain rituals. On visiting the complex, visitors need to buy flowers first, meet the "Juru kuncen" at the graveyard's door, blessed by the Kuncen with his prayers and proceeded with praying for their wishes besides the prince's grave. To complete the ritual, visitors need to bathe at a well called "Sendang Ontrowolun" (Samodra's mother) sited at the foothill at midnight. On these pons night, 10,000 visitors from all over Java would converge at this site. Starting Thursday there would be "live dangdut" band and people selling all sorts of things, trinkets, amulets etc. At night there will be puppet (wayang kulit) show and classical javanese music group playing till morning. It will be amazing to see all spaces besides the complex filled up by people, under the trees, on stairways, hence, difficult to move around without bumping into other people. Interestingly and believed by many, on these nights you need to have sex with someone other than your spouse as part of the ritual. So many couples pre arrange their sex meet on these nights or many wives and ladies also seek their own partner and do it in many of the wooden shacks that you could rent for Rp 25000 to Rp 75,000(the better ones) per nite. If you are indecent enough, under the trees also can do. Hence, if you are lucky, you could be approached by one of the "ibus" to assist her in reaching her wish. However, a caution here, on these nites also, all WLs around Solo, will also be in Kemukus selling their wares, hence, your prayer of having sex for free that night might not be fulfilled and you will end up poorer by at least Rp50,000 per ST.

Alas when I was there, it wasnt Friday Pon and I was earlier by a week. Nevertheless, there were visitors(although few) and couples walking to the graveyard for praying and having sex in the wooden shacks. Too bad, I did not have a Javanese calender for reference and timed my visit correctly.

However, I spent two nites over there, being referred by the ojek to a shack owned by Ibu Umie. This divorcee is so nice, she even cooked and washed my clothes during my stay. She even came to my rescue when I was about to be accosted by some local hooligans when sitting at her porch. Hers was a wooden shack with rooms but with earth floor and costs me Rp25000 a nite. Nice bathroom, clean toilet but you'd have to bathe using water kept in oil drums. NO Tv, Karaoke nothing. But, an adventurous guy like me and had slept in worst places elsewhere, sleeping in these shacks were no problem as I prefer the quieter environment. Just to satisfy your curiosity, NO I did not do my land lady but she did find me a WL, for RP200,00 a nite. A young kampong beauty with very little skills (typical of village raised girls). It more of me, trying to help her financially than her being my sex relief. Nevertheless, she was a good company (the reason recommended by my Ibu).

In many other shacks, there are WLs in place besides room. These women are a way off than those in Jakarta in the looks department but you could find few roses among the thorns if you do look hard enough. You could all drink alcohol, sang your heart out and slept with the girls all at the same premise if you wish to. This place is hardly touched by the local religious authority and will never be as it is the "golden goose" bringing in millions of Rp from entry tickets.

On non pon nites, locals folks do come to Kemukus, to drink, sing and enjoy the many Wls available. But it could be dangerous, as I heard fights do occur among drunks. Walking along dark areas could be hazardous due to these hoologans and show offs. During my stay, I was confined mostly to my room although I was nearly accosted by two hooligans who found me sitting alone in the dark in front of my house. Nevertheless, I was rescued by my Ibu, and made a quick gateway. Howver, during Jumaat Pon, there will be many local police to ensure visitors safety till morning.

Just for your info, the next pon nite will this coming Thursday 3 August 2006. The next one will in 35 days.



Be safe all

It's been sometime since I went to Balai.

Now you have little option but to go to the villa's to get girls.

Last time there were plenty of BBS and KTVs all round.

But I would say my best mongering experience is here.

It was someyears back.

Reach the jetty at around 11am by boat.

My pedicab is waiting for me, hop on and get a room at the Paradiz.
Went with him to have lunch together, changed money and went inside a Ktv.
Look around 10 girls but couldn,t make a decision, mamasan brought a pretty girl to sit with me telling me service gauranteed. Looks 7 body 6, Paid mamasan and off goes to the hotel.

Bathed individually and both lie on the bed, chat for a while and she started bbbj. She moaned as she perform and sort of turned me on and never stops. I could not stand it anymore and did her in 4 or 5 positions and the moaning never stop until I pop. Had another session then had dinner. Later had another similar routine and near midnite went to discotheque.

In the morning had another session, I was tired but it was too good to resist.
Total did 5 times and enjoyed every moment of it.

Was feeling the drainout and giddy on the cruise back.

Looks ---- 7
Body ---- 6 tits a bit flappy that's all
bbbj ----- 9 moaned, no stopping till I wanted fs
fs ----- 9 moaned, so enthuastic and energitic in all positions

Damaged 300 000rp paid to mamasan + 100 000 for herself

HA! I should have read this before i went, as almost the exact same things happened to me.


[QUOTE=Crypton]In any case, these guys told me the best bar in terms of quality of women is the one across from Eco Lodge (the fartherest from town). We went there the frst night. There were about 8-10 women. We talked to a few and it seemed like all were from Lombok. Many were young - 19-22 range. One girl really stood oout - she is of course from Lombok and only 19. My buddy asked her what it would cost to take her out and she said she does not go with customers! One other girls said she was on her period and a third gave bad vibes and seemed disinterested. So, first night, we stuck out and left. [/QUOTE]


Same here, lots of relatively attractive girls but none seemed at all interested in even sitting with us while we drank our beers, never mind sex. and we were literally the only two customers in the place! no wonder the place was completely empty on a saturday night.


[QUOTE=Crypton]Went to another bar - there were only 3 girls and many customers. Most of these girls seem more interested in drinking and singing than in making some money.[/QUOTE]


This happened to me too, this would be the closest bar to town. i meant to visit the next day at 6pm when it first opened, before the "crowds" got there to distract the girls - i understand you *can* sleep with them, and they seemed a little prettier than those at the komodo. but i got distracted and by the time i rode by the place was full, with one annoying drunk guy inisisting i sit with him and his friends so he could get a comission for hooking me up with one of the girls. f*** that, i speak indonesian and didn't need his very expensive help, thanks but no thanks. i told him i was looking for my friend, who must be at the next bar, sorry gotta go. maybe if the mamasan there sees enough rich bules run off by drunk-ass local customers she'll put her foot down ;)


[QUOTE=Crypton]So, we went back to the bar across from Eco Lodge. Had a couple of beer and started negotiating with the girls (my buddy did, actually). One girl wanted 400,000 rp LT. I had just come from Bali where I was paying only 200,000! Talked to another girl (a bit older and chubbier - more Chinese than Malay looking). She wanted 300,000 ST. I was desperate enough that I agreed. The security guy gave her a ride on his motorcycle and I rode with my buddy back to the hotel. Had a good session. No BJ at all!! (I found this very often in Indonesia - the girls are very reluctant to give BJ; yet many will do BBFS. Go figure).[/QUOTE]


Again a similar experience to mine, except i paid 130,000 for an onsite quickie. the only way to get away with this price is to a)speak indonesian, b)get there by yourself on a rental motorbike (as anyone who drives you will not only expect you to buy him beers and cigarettes all night, but will demand a comission from the girl, driving the price up) and c)only have 130,000 in your pocket after paying for your beer.

Also I got a reasonable bbbj by asking for "karoke" before we got too far along. and she actually asked that i wear a condom before we even got to her room.


[QUOTE=Crypton]To sum up, do not go to Flores or Labuan Bajo for mongering!! If you there for another purpose, there are (expensive and perhaps limited) options. Labuan Bajo is nice little town - a very nice change after 3 days in Kuta for me. It is very relaxing there and if you are into SCUBA, it is supposedly one of the best sites in the world. There are a lot of reefs here and snorkeling is also great. I did some snorkeling and it is spectacular. I have not seen that much marine life anywhere else.[/QUOTE]


Seconded, the mongering is limited but at least it's an available option, the town is quite nice with fantastic views, and the snorkelling /diving is world class. also the gardena hotel is nice but a)often full and b)i got attacked by some sort of bedbug in the pillow there...

Hi all,

I'll be going for a few days to Lombok with the lady (sigh ...) and I would appreciate if those of you who know Lombok (I should be staying in the Sheraton), would recommend some MP's such as the Sari Ayu, MTR, Bintang mawar or Hotel travel in Jakarta. I hope there are some so that I can escape for an hour or so now and then.
Thanks to all.

Ciao

Stay at Sheraton, and only have few hours, suggestion I to take a taxi to the MP opposite bintang senggigi hotel ( approx +\- 5 minutes drive ) this MP is not as good as the one you mentioned in jakarta, this is the only option for you, you can nego there, HJ can do, FJ no available . Do not pay more than rp 150000, this is rates is incld 1 hour massage charge. girl is ages between 25-35. Not good looking one, but pass 6-7 rating, mostly from Java.

Hi Mr Knight,
Great pictures and stories, keep up the good work, please!
Lombok is a funny place for mngring, its a very Muslim isle, and all that entails!
However, I have been taken to some 'wismas' in Mataram, there is a hotel/bar on your left as you drive into Sengigi, from Mat, sorry forget name . so there are options open.
I would recommend you ask a taxi driver(i know, that's a 1st!) and get them to take you somewhere. Sengiggi is real small town, so beware if walking around with your partner!!
In Snggi there's a club called Marina, possible to pick up from there, but watch out for ladyboys.
Sorry cant be much help to you, but feel i owe the little knowledge i have,
i take it you havent been there before?
It is an awesome place, i would recommend 'the office' for a sundowner and game of pool, monkey forest ok if you like monkeys, hire a bike and go left up the hill from Sheraton and enjoy the view of sunset and gunung agung on bali. In short have a good un, Hati2 iya!
Vulcanizer

Hi,

Where is the KTV located?

I thought we mostly get girls from Villa / Rccok / Paya?

[QUOTE=Datiao]It's been sometime since I went to Balai.

Now you have little option but to go to the villa's to get girls.

Last time there were plenty of BBS and KTVs all round.

But I would say my best mongering experience is here.

It was someyears back.

Reach the jetty at around 11am by boat.

My pedicab is waiting for me, hop on and get a room at the Paradiz.
Went with him to have lunch together, changed money and went inside a Ktv.
Look around 10 girls but couldn,t make a decision, mamasan brought a pretty girl to sit with me telling me service gauranteed. Looks 7 body 6, Paid mamasan and off goes to the hotel.

Bathed individually and both lie on the bed, chat for a while and she started bbbj. She moaned as she perform and sort of turned me on and never stops. I could not stand it anymore and did her in 4 or 5 positions and the moaning never stop until I pop. Had another session then had dinner. Later had another similar routine and near midnite went to discotheque.

In the morning had another session, I was tired but it was too good to resist.
Total did 5 times and enjoyed every moment of it.

Was feeling the drainout and giddy on the cruise back.

Looks ---- 7
Body ---- 6 tits a bit flappy that's all
bbbj ----- 9 moaned, no stopping till I wanted fs
fs ----- 9 moaned, so enthuastic and energitic in all positions

Damaged 300 000rp paid to mamasan + 100 000 for herself[/QUOTE]

Hi all mongers,

I'm from Malaysia. I plan go there on Sep 17-19.

Any recomended hotel, moger place?

Any chinese indo prostitute in karimun?

Pls help.

Sexhunter

Often I quote prices in USD., just for simplisity. However you will have to change tha moni. 1USD = 10,000 Rp (10Krp)


Makassar Siti:

Once you are in Surabaya and tasted meat in Dolly, you might want to try something else. The nearest island north is Sulawesi and Makassar siti is just 40 min by plane. Many flights daily $25-30. In fact if you just turn up at Surabaya airpot 8am you should be able to pick up a cheap ticket and fly within a couple of hours. Ticket windows are marked on the Surabaya map (see Surabaya section).

There are many army/navy bases with loads of horny, young men. Makkassar is a also a great port siti with many visiting sailors and their needs are well catered for. If Javanese are friendly then Makassarese are even more so. There are also even less tourists and hardly any arrogant and aggressive western women. (sigh…).


If you want meat, you need to go to Jln Nusantara which is near the center of town and runs parallel to the port.

Transport:

Flights from Jakarta, Denpasar, Mataram or Surabaya, among other cities. International flights from Singapore, Brunei and KL.

From Makassar airpot to town. Taxi vouchers are $6-7. Public transport is a lot cheaper and a lot more fun. Connections are good and buses are not as packed as in Bali. It is no hassle at all. Just walk out to the airpot road. Flag down a blue bemo with DAYA written on the window. Fare 3Krp.

At Daya you just stop on the side of the road and they show you to another blue bemo with Makassar Mall written on it. All happens in two seconds. Cost another 3Krp. From Makassar Mall either you walk or take a trike (becak) for max 5Krp to the harbour or siti. Many hotels for $10-20. Accomodation is much better value than in Surabaya (which is overpriced).


Meat:
Some massage/fuck places on Nusantara ($10/pop). Also young, pretty girls sitting in groups next to some tables with lots of soft drinks. Some are very attractive. They will hiss you down as you walk past. Short time hotels are nearby. There also more bars, karaokes, massages in town. Becak drivers will know.

Some girls are very young and pretty, others fat and ugly. All the same price. Makkassar is a very safe, attractive and laid-back town when compared to Surabaya. It’s a joy after the Surabaya chaos. The city has a beach and there are discos and pubs open at night.

Totally awesome place. Nearly all hotels will let your guest in. In fact you will spend a lot of time eating lunch with local policemen, sit next to a sergeant from Maluku in the Karaoke or clink glasses in the pub with a navy officer from Bali. They will look after you. And will happily share their meat as we all should.


Other things to do:
a. Paotere is the old harbour, about 3 km north. Many traditional ships. Becak will cost 10Krp.

b. The siti beach esplanade is nice to stroll on in the evening, watching the sunset.

c. There are also some quiet islands nearby. Pulau Kayangan has a public boat (from opp. the Fort) every 15 minutes for $2.50. It’s okay to swim. You have to charter to the others. All are crowded on weekends.

(Often I quote prices in USD for simplisiti. However only rupias are accepted. rate 1USD = 9-10,000Rp)

Just a short step away from Bali, Lombok and the Gilis have a lot to offer:


Lonely Planet being one of the foremost voices of current feminist propaganda. Quoting from Lonely Planet Indonesia:

” Several foreign women have experienced sexual harassment or even assault by Indonesian and foreign men while on Gili Trawangan”. (Oh, how sad…!)

Can we give some advice to this politically (too) correct dirt? Cover up and behave modestly! There are “no naked bathing” signs all over the islands. But Miss **** flips her smelly hole out in the open right under a prohibiting sign.

Guys, there is just no excuse for not getting a handful if you come across one. You could be quite forgiven if you left your inhibitions at home and serve yourselves with meat.

Several other men just did. Local and foreigner (according to Lonely Planet).

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Getting to the Gilis:

You can buy the trip from agents in Bali or you can do it on your own cheaper.

Starting from Sanur or Kuta:

A. take bus to Padangbai or Perama boat to Lembongan (very pretty, unspoilt island), stay overnight and another boat to Kusumba and then bemo to Padangbai 5km (more fun). Cost around $10 total.

B. from Padangbai the ferry leaves to Lembar harbour, Lombok every 90 minutes all day and night. 4 hour trip. Ticket $20

C. Hop on a tourist bus from harbour to Mataram town. There are always empty seats, for $2.

D. Mataram is a very friendly city. People are very nice. There are also a couple of brothels on Jln Pariwisata, Chakranegara. Worth a nights stay. Many hotels for $5-10

E. Next day take green bemo to Ampenan Terminal 2Krp then blue bemo to Sengigi resort town for 3Krp. Many vacant rooms $5-12. There are discos and some girls doing the streets at night. Also a massage/boom-boom place in town for around $20

F. Next morning the Perama boat leave Sengigi beach at 9am to the Gilis. $7. Beautiful trip.

G. Once on the Gilis, there are shuttle boats between the islands daily for $2

H. Or you can fly from Bali airpot to Mataram airpot for $15-20. Mataram airpot is only 1 km to Ampenan bemo terminal. From gate turn right. Or take moto or horse carriage for 50c to Ampenan. Then change to blue bemo to Sengigi.

I. You can also fly to Mataram from Surabaya or Makkassar (or vice versa). Several flights daily. $30-40. Only 40 mins!
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About the Sex part on the islands:

Next door to my bungalow staying some very fatty female animal from Austrialia (or smtg). So much underwear hanging on the line it’s a wonder the wire doesn’t break. However those sizes are obviously far too small for this one.

Why?? Because they read it in the Cosmopolitan Magazine that if you want male attention you have to hang out your lacey underwear. Funny watching the macho looking gigolo boys taking turns on tour of duty in her room.

What a dog. At home a guy wouldn’t even [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] on her. This is very humiliating for all of us and we have to stop it. Who agrees that Sex-tourism is for MEN only? Sure, we all do!

So many animals on the beaches nearly naked you can’t help but nurse a continous erection 24/7. Some very young looking german (shepherd?) sporting fully grown tits and cunts, might still be legally risky to fuck. No probs at all! What’s in your mind is not legally regulated yet. (If it was, 99.9% of population would be locked away). So, you can have a BIG fuck in your bathroom. Close your eyes and fly away into fuckland.

Another option: Why not do as the locals do.? You can hide in the bushes behind a naked fucker. After you wanked off you can casually walk past and flick your wank on it. In effect you have fucked it. Bingo! You win. Good clean fun.

Other joys:
The water is just beautiful. Walking around can be quite enjoyable too as there are NO DOGS on any of the Gilis. (Except for the ones the European females bring from home and walk them around by the hand all day.)

Accomodation:
Basic rooms and bungalows start from $5 in the back alleys or from $10 on the beach up to $30-40. You would pay a lot more in Koh Samui. In low season even halve this! The beaches are amazing. The water is clear and cool. Just beautiful all over!

Prices of various things: large beer $1.50, cola 40c, small bottle whisky $3, lunch $1-2, seafood dinner $4-6 incl a beer.

You can walk, sleep, swim, internet, get drunk, wank. Great! There are also NO CARS, and no motorbikes. Just bicycle and horse-carriage. Fucking fabulous!

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The GIGOLO boys of the islands:
Some are locally grown, others come from as far as Java and Sumatra. Most sport long curly hair, play the guitar and sell various illegal substances. (There is no polis any more on the islands – but used to be).

They have no skills other than their muscles and faces. They are young, nearly children really and are being taken advantage of, by EVIL foreign women from Belgium, Holland, Englang, America, etc. It’s a totally DISGUSTING trade of human flesh.! It’s a shame such thing can happen in our “enlightened” world today! Please write to UNICEF!

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The local inhabitants:
Kind of gipsy looking people. Generally friendly, easy going but short, dark and the women are no great on looks. Some are farmers, others are gigolos or beach-sellers (Bali-style hassling). There are no beggars at present. Everyone seems to live reasonably well and in peace. Apart from the foreigners there are also a large number of domestic tourists from Lombok, Bali and even from Java.

There are no “cewek” (hired local meat) on any of the islands. However there is lots of “cunt”-flashing and semi-naked bathing going on and you can have good fucks for minimal cost ($1/fuck or so). How???

Some time ago I bought a pink plastic **** in a sex-shop. It’s very soft and has grooves inside like a real ****. Well, it is a REAL ****! When I bought it the shop-assistant assured me that it was a very popular model. I have already must have fucked it more than a hundred times and it comes to just 50c/fuck (original cost $50).

You can just wander around the beaches and then fuck your **** when you are well charged up. It doesn’t get better for this cost. And the fucker doesn’t talk! I carry it around all the time. Does raise some eyebrows occasionally at customs inspections but it is nowhere really illegal to carry your own ****. Women do it all the time!

And well, a fuck is a wank and a wank is a fuck really. It doesn’t matter so much what you wank into, as long as you are happy. And yes, the setting is a lot more sexy than washing bottles 10 hours a day in the factory and then returning each night to your miserable ghetto-apartment as you normally would do at home (and wank anyway).


Once there even was a **** on the beach that looked like the famous hooker from Pulp Fiction the movie. It made for an extra excellent session in my bathroom afterwards.

In fact as you will see, there are a lot of old men around with very young looking fuckers that they possibly picked up in Bali. But the plastic **** is better still. Try and you will know!

The place would be an ideal P4P destination, if done the right way. I mean, to open a sex-resort:

To import 20 very good looking fuckers from Java. You pay $200 joining fee. For this you get to fuck each one once during one week. You get a stamp from each one. When you collect 20 stamps your holiday is over and you are entitled to an embroidered baseball cap and a certificate from the resort: “Fucked Twenty Cunts”. Great, isn’t it!

Let’s get into business!

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The prostitute cats:
No dogs but lots of cats around. They teach you about life. If you feed them fish they are all over you. Until somebody else comes and feeds them too.

When they are not hungry any more they just say: Fuck off, we no want none of your fish any more. Now we want pink ribbons around our tails as well. Once I wanked into a cup and gave it to the cat. She ate it and even licked her paws. What a prostitute! Loves CIM! Will she get pregnant noew, noew??

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A funny story on how to get free underwear:

Once I spotted a naked fucker (maybe from horland?) on a deserted beach. Incidentally three male Indonesian tourists walked that way just the path behind, with cameras flinging on shoulders. I waved to them:”naked woman, look, look!!!”

Then they furiously started clicking their cameras. It was so funny. The fucker run away even leaving her bra behind. I gave it to one of the cameramen who seemed very grateful.

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The locals are all cool and friendly but the foreign males escorting the shameless cunts are not so. Their face as you would expect, burns with aggression: “If you look at my woman I kill you! I mean it!” Well done guys. You would do anything for a “free fuck”, wouldn’t you? Well trained dogs, aren’t we!

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To improve your sexperience, or for those who are beginners, I explain a few terms:

What is a ****? In case you have never seen one I explain it.

It is made of meat! To help you imagine it, go down to the local butchers. Buy a pound of beef leg. Cut a slit in the middle, just big enough to fit your willy inside. Well, it’s like that. You are as close to the real thing as it gets. Would you kill for it? You would be silly enough to. Would you talk to it though? What do you say to a pound of meat? Hmmmmm, dribble....

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Once while crossing between the islands, there was a particular meat. Only wearing a loose shirt of sorts. So much loose that in fact either of her big meaty nipples kept popping out. She was playing on this, what reaction she might get fro the passengers. Strangest thing, she was Indonesian. Alone.

I figured that either she just parted from a rich western sucker or might even be a traveling ho on business. We checked in to the same bungalows. I asked the roomboy to investigate on the possible costs of a good fuck and suck for a fixed fee. I got no reply, however the fucker kept looking from there on whenever our paths crossed and giving big smiles.

Nevermind, once arriving in Surabaya I found one that was looking just like her. For about $10 total cost. Only had to talk with her boss. But it was a great fuck. The point is: Why deal with them direct when we can deal with their owners?