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Hi guys,

We are pleased to announce that attending your favourite party has just got easier!

From July 2014 we are adding two new venues, LMP Bristol and LMP Birmingham. Initially both venues...

Hi guys,

We are pleased to announce that attending your favourite party has just got easier!

From July 2014 we are adding two new venues, LMP Bristol and LMP Birmingham. Initially both venues...

Hi guys,

We are pleased to announce that attending your favourite party has just got easier!

From July 2014 we are adding two new venues, LMP Bristol and LMP Birmingham. Initially both venues...

Thank you for the kind words. We would like to contribute more but are conscious of the fine line between contributing and 'touting'. We are also aware that posting can offend some individuals...

Hi guys,

As Christmas approaches, I wanted to let you know our planned opening times during the Holidays.

We will be open as normal up to and including Saturday 21st December with Sexy...

Myrrh,

Not sure why you have appointed yourself The Lord Protector of all members considering attending a LM Party. However, let me state clearly our position on what guys can and cannot expect...

Myrrh,

Is that a fact? Perhaps you would like to state what that conclusion is?

Moss

Myrrh,

Google is your friend. Why don't you let your fingers do the walking and find these other parties if you believe they exist.

Parties, like any business, need customers. To get them,...

Jerboa, I understand that everyone has a tipping point and the £20 increment was yours. That I fully respect.

Our decision to implement it was not taken lightly and certainly was not influenced by...

Swingmaster, thank you for your feedback.

As I read it, you seem to have been satisfied with your time there but your main source of dissatisfaction was the lack of numbers which impacted on the...

Hi Dan,

The new venue is in Westminster and, from feedback from guests, is very easy to find.

For reasons of discretion, we do not publish our address but when you book, a text message will be...

Hi Guys,

After over five years at our venue in Lancaster Gate, we will shortly be moving to new premises. This has been a long time in the planning and was a major factor in our recent...

Dreams, you are totally correct in saying that purchasing and selling by way of street walking is totally illegal. The Police have cameras and plain clothes patrols and when someone is caught, they...

Normally that question is asked by someone who lacks the with or intelligence to understand the difference between various situations and ends up lumping them together just so they can appear clever....

Hi Christopher.

Thank you for your post.

Forums can be very useful for passing information but, as you said, there are always a couple of sad individuals who get off on sniping. The main one,...

Happy, Healthy & prosperous 2013 to each and everyone of you.

Thank you for all your support & look forward to more fun filled parties in 2013

Xmwahx.

Emma xx

Dreams.

Let me put a few points straight for you in as simple a way so even you in your deluded mind can understand.

We have guests who attend from annually to thrice weekly. For many it is the...

Dreams.

As anyone who reads this forum will know, I am happy to speak up and defend our business without hiding behind any false nickname. I responded to the idiot last week and I will happily...

Every so often one reads a post that brings to mind the old saying.

" Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one but we don't always need to hear it". This is one such post.

I am not sure...

Hi,

Hi, LMP is officially classified by Police as a Sex Party and not a brothel, therefore legal.

To clarify the other comments on Brothels, a punter would only be charged if the girl was...

Dreams,

I do not wish to get into an arguement with you but I have put up with your snide comments, subtle insults and faint praise for years without retort and enough is enough. You may have...

Dreams, you are correct in that I am not going to rush to defend my parties from such ludicrous accusations.

I know not why but some people love trying to ruin something successful be it keying a...

Hi Guys.

None of our parties are scripted or have floor shows so vibrators don't make a regular appearance at parties. However, many of the girls bring their own ' bullets' with them and some...

Hi Mumbai Cop.

I read you post and I have to say that quite frankly I am amazed by your comments and rather perplexed.

I met you at the party and we actually had a friendly and quite lengthy...

Hi Jojo.

I saw the thread you refer too and am always amazed how argumentative some conversations become over trivial things. That is one of the reasons I refrain from posting on external sites....