Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Chacal60]

My reglar Massage w BBBJ gal would happily take me deep and let me shoot, but dang if she'the never ever swallow. Always politely removed herself from our bed, mouth closed to hold my seed, then spit quietly in the bathroom. Nana condos but she's since moved back upcountry.

I'm happy I'm not the only one who doesn't ask permission. LOL. I usually say " I'm cumming" and point my dick to their mouth. Works every time.

[Crocodilexp]

Instead of breaking out a list of things I want a girl to do, I just usually go with the flow.

I think negotiating a laundry list with a hooker is useless, with very few exceptions, such as BBBJ or anal. You can ask ahead of time if she does certain things, but that's no guarantee it will happen to your liking once you're in the room.

Asking for CIM is one of those uncertain things: unless the girl really wants your repeat business, she can always pull away at the last moment, and would NOT be within your rights to deny her payment for doing that.

We're fortunate Thai hookers tend to be generous: stuff like a BBBJ, getting undressed, not being impolitely rushed, and not showing open disdain for the customer is still the norm. That is not the case in many (most?) pay-for-play markets. For instance, in most places, any kind of BJ is not a given unless agreed upfront, and in Amsterdam, you have to pay extra for taking of the bra.

[BaddHabbit]

1 a. If it is so secret how do you know about it?

1 b. You know there is a system, but know nothing about it? I know there are aliens and I know nothing about them either.
2. The girls are not going out soliciting, so there is no reason for them to keep "files" on customers. They are cooped up in the bar and the customer comes to find them. They are not cold calling customers based on some gathered data.
3. There are only so many girls in the venues. There are too many customers to count that come through the bars. Easy for us to talk about girl number 123 in such and such bar. Imagine them trying to discuss Henry from Coventry. Is this the Henry with brown hair or the Henry that walks with a limp?
4. When is the last time you saw a hooker whip her phone out to take a picture of a trick?
5. It is hard enough trying to deal with 1 of those chicks at a time. Dealing with more than 1 at a time is like herding cats. Do you really believe that uneducated hookers are as organized to conduct such an undertaking?
6. The only thing these chicks are concerned with from a customer is getting money. They are not trying to sort through all kinds of other trick theory and bullshit algorithms as many mongers try to do. That is too much like work. And the reason they are hookers in the first place is because they are allergic to work. They keep it simple: go with man for money.
7. You really think they do not have anything better to do than talk about falang johns? Sure they are gossiping, but you would have to have a pretty big ego to believe the gossip was about us. After you have given them money you have served your purpose. They are not wasting brain cells on you past that. They have more important Thai shit to do.

Actually, I have been shown part of one of these groups, and there are a number of them around, in many countries. As it was explained to me, it is mostly about helping girls avoid / be aware of dangerous customers.

[EihTooms]

I am not a stickler and never have to have a certain thing when it comes to sex. Instead of breaking out a list of things I want a girl to do, I just usually go with the flow. When I feel that I want to skeet in a chick's mouth then I just say give me your mouth and commence to skeeting into it.

Haha. Sure, I've done that, too. But when I've done it it's a BBFS+CIM and not really a BBBJ+CIM. Which, if we get a tad bit more technical, I'm guessing turns out to be for you as it was for me much closer to masturbating into (or, far more likely, onto) the girl's mouth in a big hurry at the end. Much like a COB or COF I suppose, although I've never bothered to go for either one of those.

Congrats to you if instead at that moment all or most of your girls dive on your dick and start pumping it with mouth wrapped around tightly and keep it wrapped around tightly until the last squirt. But I'll go out on a limb here and conclude that is not even close to what happens all or most of the time, right? With new, untested for that event girls, I mean. You never or almost never get the slightest cum dodge, head turn or pursed lips welcome at such a moment? Again, congrats to you and others if you don't.

But for those of us who aren't going to spend much time or money in Thailand pulling out of vaginas at the crucial moment to masturbate ourselves to a finish no matter how close to the girl's mouth we can shoot it or even into it every now and then, that doesn't really replace getting a full and complete beginning-to-end BBBJ+CIM in my book.

[Rob Jones]

I am not a stickler and never have to have a certain thing when it comes to sex. Instead of breaking out a list of things I want a girl to do, I just usually go with the flow. When I feel that I want to skeet in a chick's mouth then I just say give me your mouth and commence to skeeting into it.

I'm happy I'm not the only one who doesn't ask permission. LOL. I usually say " I'm cumming" and point my dick to their mouth. Works every time.

[Mr Enternational]

It's extremely difficult to get CIM on Beach Road; swallow seems impossible (But I have never offered a tip...wondering how many will accept).

I am not a stickler and never have to have a certain thing when it comes to sex. Instead of breaking out a list of things I want a girl to do, I just usually go with the flow. When I feel that I want to skeet in a chick's mouth then I just say give me your mouth and commence to skeeting into it.

[Beijing4987]

The working girls are the ones with "game" And they have the "power" to say No! Parkville has adequately described the motivations on both sides of the equation. At least the Bangkok thread has less fantasy posts for now.

[GreenBud]

Even still, where are the lies in his posts? Nobody is in the bedroom with this guy and why would you care?

His only post I had problems with was when he stated that there are mamasans / pappasans at Hooters. Fairly certain there are none. Obviously, anyone can get a girl (given enough charm or money). Maybe he got confused thinking the guy was a pappasan instead of a friend of the girl he took. If BB said he didn't meet him, I would have put him in my dubious category list.

I would care if I went around Hooters asking for the mamasan.

Another post was Ning. It's extremely difficult to get CIM on Beach Road; swallow seems impossible (But I have never offered a tip...wondering how many will accept). I also have never found the "diamond in the rough" on Pattaya's Beach Road. But I am only out on Beach Road for 1 hour a day for around 7 days a year on my health walk. Obviously, there are unique cases, but those cannot last a long time.

I like his posts because he gives the names of the bars and girls. I will attempt to check them out the next time I am in Thailand.

[EihTooms]

MP reports have more information than 90% of the other reports.

I am always ready to give props and kudos to anyone providing actionable information. But I'm not sure many guys need to be told where and how to rack up 100,000 baht bar tabs in a single location, even if they just stumbled off the plane at Suvarnabhumi Airport for their first visit to Thailand.

And on the issue of actionable P4P leads, I am not one to give exact names, badge numbers, required baht amounts for BBFS, wild times and so on. But MP certainly is and one might expect several follow up reports from guys who have taken those exact names, badge numbers, etc. and gotten something like the same results. Have you done one? I can only recall one such follow up report. Maybe there have been dozens and I apologize in advance for having missed them. One would think a dozen or so would be about right considering the frequency with which MP cites those exact details.

The only one such follow up report I can recall was a poster who MP took under his wing, arranged a special introduction of him to one of MP's favorite "Top Quality" girls and, lo and behold and darn the luck but if that girl didn't come down with her monthly menses that very night. Totally unexpected since she had only gotten it 28 days before and 28 days before that and, well, who could have predicted such a thing. Apparently, it didn't occur to her to offer one of those "deep throat, cum swallowing" blowjobs MP seems to start getting with his "gems" and "Top Quality" girls before the hotel room door closes behind him. So the guy just ponied up for the drink tab or whatever and everyone went their separate ways.

Again, maybe I've missed all the other follow up reports from guys who have matched the names, badge numbers, baht amounts, disco locations, etc. provided by MP and gotten something quite close to the results he claims to get in his "reports". Results of a sexual nature, I mean, not of a super high bar tab nature.

[EihTooms]

I can only say that the poor depraved souls are blinded by envy and hatred, just by the thought that someone else is having a ball while they are stuck behind a keyboard fantasizing about 19 yo with shaved pussies who will do BBBJ + CIM and swallow and BBFS. Hyuk!

LOL. Yeah, that Hyuk! was exactly the reaction MP initially had to the idea of anyone expecting or engaging in that kind of behavior with P4P Thai girls, especially someone of high quality standards such as him, until some of us oldtimers pointed out he ought to be getting at least that for the amount of money he claimed to spend. After all, most of us were getting that with perfectly decent if not better girls for far less baht. Now look at his "reports". They're loaded with graphic details about such things. You might have it backwards about who was envious of whom.

[Blanquiceleste]

As an expat who has been here for 6 years and ran into all types again and again, I am weary of rich trust-fund kids. They have common traits of being self centered and seeing people as objects. I do not personally value them on a social level honestly. So I consider most of what he writes to be too out of touch with reality. He is in the upper echelon of wealth, but not by earning it, but by having his diiaper changed by his rich parents service staff all his life.

Not in response to this post specifically, but I think when one is part of the picture its probably impossible to see the frame.

On the Chiang Mai thread there is an active discussion underway about some chap visiting CM who has claimed to find a real cutie on a dating site. Complete with a pic. And a long time resident has responded to that in a way quite similar to what is going down in this thread.

I think there ought to be a name to describe this behavior. I would probably call it BDDS. Bitter, Disillusioned, Disenfranchised Syndrome.

[Blanquiceleste]

Even still, where are the lies in his posts?

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So besides that he has money and he does some things outside is what considered the norm, why the animosity toward him?

I can only say that the poor depraved souls are blinded by envy and hatred, just by the thought that someone else is having a ball while they are stuck behind a keyboard fantasizing about 19 yo with shaved pussies who will do BBBJ + CIM and swallow and BBFS. Hyuk!

[PedroMorales]

1 a. If it is so secret how do you know about it?

4. When is the last time you saw a hooker whip her phone out to take a picture of a trick?
5. It is hard enough trying to deal with 1 of those chicks at a time. Dealing with more than 1 at a time is like herding cats. Do you really believe that uneducated hookers are as organized to conduct such an undertaking?
6. The only thing these chicks are concerned with from a customer is getting money. They are not trying to sort through all kinds of other trick theory and bullshit algorithms as many mongers try to do. That is too much like work. And the reason they are hookers in the first place is because they are allergic to work. They keep it simple: go with man for money..

Ha ha. You have this down to a tee. Thanks for the laugh. Excellent post.

[Mr Enternational]

If he is a big time and frequent visitor at gogos, then I am sure the gogo girls have info about him on their secret facebook groups. Just like how he / we shares pictures of girls, the girls share pictures / reviews of guys. I have no idea how this system works from their perspective, but I know for a fact that bargirls have a huge gossip mill online. It usually works by posting a picture of a guy if they know he goes to a certain city / soi like "do any one here know this guy __picture__ with __name__ ?"

1 a. If it is so secret how do you know about it?

1 b. You know there is a system, but know nothing about it? I know there are aliens and I know nothing about them either.

2. The girls are not going out soliciting, so there is no reason for them to keep "files" on customers. They are cooped up in the bar and the customer comes to find them. They are not cold calling customers based on some gathered data.

3. There are only so many girls in the venues. There are too many customers to count that come through the bars. Easy for us to talk about girl number 123 in such and such bar. Imagine them trying to discuss Henry from Coventry. Is this the Henry with brown hair or the Henry that walks with a limp?

4. When is the last time you saw a hooker whip her phone out to take a picture of a trick?

5. It is hard enough trying to deal with 1 of those chicks at a time. Dealing with more than 1 at a time is like herding cats. Do you really believe that uneducated hookers are as organized to conduct such an undertaking?

6. The only thing these chicks are concerned with from a customer is getting money. They are not trying to sort through all kinds of other trick theory and bullshit algorithms as many mongers try to do. That is too much like work. And the reason they are hookers in the first place is because they are allergic to work. They keep it simple: go with man for money.

7. You really think they do not have anything better to do than talk about falang johns? Sure they are gossiping, but you would have to have a pretty big ego to believe the gossip was about us. After you have given them money you have served your purpose. They are not wasting brain cells on you past that. They have more important Thai shit to do.

[Dg8787]

MP reports have more information than 90% of the other reports.