Cali Reports

[Cuba Tourist]

When I was in Cali several years ago, I went to a "Marriage Agency. " It was a lot of fun especially combined with casa visits. Do any "Marriage Agencies" still operate in Cali or elsewhere?

[BayBoy]

My suggestion is to study world travel69's map of the action spots in Cali and go to the hot spots on your own. Forget that kid, you need a good TAXI driver to get you around town. My suggestions: Dr. Amor and Bar La20 on the southside.

[ShawMan74]

I would say look in the Northern areas, above the River.

https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?h....52410985&z=13

That motel fantasia looks promising. Its 24 hrs. , area parking lot seems clean, not too hectic so I can have that opportunity to "focus in" if I need to. I will schedule an adventure there.

Thank you so so much for your help!

[World Travel 69]

I would say look in the Northern areas, above the River.

https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?h....52410985&z=13

Thank you for the reply. I have an unlocked phone with a translate app, no worries there. In fact, Spaz does not speak any english. The language barrier isn't a problem when I have time, space, and quiet to type / speak in a focused setting. The problem is that nighttime in this town is anything but LOL!

I guess a good recommendation for a rub / tug, motel, that is open during the day would be best. That way I can safely uber there and back. An outcall agency that has a receptionist that speaks english would also be good, my apartment doesn't care if I have chicas over.

The daytime is a more focused atmosphere than the nighttime IMHO. The club thing over here is just not for me. Those are located in nasty areas of town and dangerous to be in after dark, the music is loud (where a speech-oriented app translation is impossible), and everything is too crazy to have any kind of focus (so a translator app is too slow to be useful).

[ShawMan74]

It sounds like you need an unlocked Smart phone, with Google Translate.

I hope you have Whatsapp for contacts.

You will need it in Medellin also.

If you can hire someone to translate that would work, but be careful.

Good luck.

Thank you for the reply. I have an unlocked phone with a translate app, no worries there. In fact, Spaz does not speak any english. The language barrier isn't a problem when I have time, space, and quiet to type / speak in a focused setting. The problem is that nighttime in this town is anything but LOL!

I guess a good recommendation for a rub / tug, motel, that is open during the day would be best. That way I can safely uber there and back. An outcall agency that has a receptionist that speaks english would also be good, my apartment doesn't care if I have chicas over.

The daytime is a more focused atmosphere than the nighttime IMHO. The club thing over here is just not for me. Those are located in nasty areas of town and dangerous to be in after dark, the music is loud (where a speech-oriented app translation is impossible), and everything is too crazy to have any kind of focus (so a translator app is too slow to be useful).

[World Travel 69]

It sounds like you need an unlocked Smart phone, with Google Translate.

I hope you have Whatsapp for contacts.

You will need it in Medellin also.

If you can hire someone to translate that would work, but be careful.

Good luck.

Alright guys, before I can regail you with tales of conquest and glory I need to get this damn adventure underway! The problem is that I don't speak spanish and well, frankly, this town is pretty fkn rough. I am staying penon. I would love to find a hottie who speaks English who can serve as my translator, def in it for an LTR.

I know a guy here who can kinda help, (we went out for adventure the first night, I'll write about that later, *promises*) but he is just a kid who gets tweaked as hell and irresponsible AF. Nicknamed him "spaz". To let you know the real difference I am working with here, his mentality is still pretty McDonalds whereas I have graduated to Michelin star.

I have about 10 days remaining here in Cali (then off to Medellin for 4 wks), so that's still enough time to salvage this mission, but I will need the help of the greybeards!! Preferably some of yall who have professional management experience, but old school street smarts will be just as powerful. Internet is garbage it keeps going up / down and the service calls are SLOW, so the idea of using the interwebz for new contacts is not exactly tenable. Maybe I can take my phone (and if I MUST then my laptop) to a high end restaurant with reliable wifi, but that's about it. That would mean limited work times oof! And still that means precious time lost in establishing the repertoire, etc.

I think if I want the prize I am after, I won't have the time for all that, so he is all I have to work with, but he is a good kid. And what tethers him somewhat is that he works for the apartment company of the building I an staying at not only here, but also when I go to Medellin in about 1. 5 weeks.

My question: how would you illicit or inspire an employ like him to get the performance you want?

[ShawMan74]

Alright guys, before I can regail you with tales of conquest and glory I need to get this damn adventure underway! The problem is that I don't speak spanish and well, frankly, this town is pretty fkn rough. I am staying penon. I would love to find a hottie who speaks english who can serve as my translator, def in it for an LTR.

I know a guy here who can kinda help, (we went out for adventure the first night, I'll write about that later, *promises*) but he is just a kid who gets tweaked as hell and irresponsible AF. Nicknamed him "spaz". To let you know the real difference I am working with here, his mentality is still pretty mcdonalds whereas I have graduated to michelin star.

I have about 10 days remaining here in Cali (then off to medellin for 4 wks), so that's still enough time to salvage this mission, but I will need the help of the greybeards!! Preferably some of yall who have professional management experience, but old school street smarts will be just as powerful. Internet is garbage it keeps going up / down and the service calls are SLOW, so the idea of using the interwebz for new contacts is not exactly tenable. Maybe I can take my phone (and if I MUST then my laptop) to a high end restaurant with reliable wifi, but that's about it. That would mean limited worktimes oof! And still that means precious time lost in establishing the repertoire, etc.

I think if I want the prize I am after, I won't have the time for all that, so he is all I have to work with, but he is a good kid. And what tethers him somewhat is that he works for the apartment company of the building I an staying at not only here, but also when I go to medellin in about 1. 5 weeks.

My question: how would you illicit or inspire an employ like him to get the performance you want?

[BayBoy]

Anybody know a good place for some Texas Holdem in Cali?

I've been to a number of casinos in Cali (mostly el Centro) haven't seen any card games being played. Its all slots.

[KingAmongKings]

Anybody know a good place for some Texas Holdem in Cali?

[Sargent 50]

Quick report 5/21 did a over night in Cali, stayed at the Gran hotel, I went to dr amor and this is by far the best casa in Colombia I had a English driver he took me to 2 casa's then took me to about 5 night spots sorry I can't tell you the names with that being said but I will visit again and make it a few more days, it was slow considering it was election week but I'm sure a week end is full of talent.

[Member #4576]

I visited this place a few days ago. Carrera 66 a and Calle 10, the third house from the beauty saloon on the corner. Here's the link:

https://co.mileroticos.com/masajes-e...ronto/7585403/

It's a very clean and classy place, kind of pricey for local standards (massage packages start from COP 70000). I was presented 4 girls, all of them 6-8's on my 1-10 scale. Attractive, clean, but no one a stunner that turns heads. They come in brown bath-coats which don't allow to reveal the full figure.

I chose the light skinned one (Meli? Shorty, beautiful face and thick lips. The room is as depicted, with a very clean shower.

Massage was standard, nothing special. When asking for extras, I was quoted COP 35000 for CBJ and COP 45000 for CFS. No room for BBBJ, maybe the place, maybe the girl's mood. I took the 35 K option, which was good, but no way to upgrade to 45 K just paying the remaining 20 K (I was told to pay additional 45 k, so I declined).

For such a price / service ratio, you can get better options in Cali.

Hope this helps.

D.

[Rodeo9112]

Can anyone provide info on getting good salsa lessons in Cali? Preferably with a hot calena who is, lets say, morally flexible when it comes to one night stands. That said, would like something in a formal setting, like a studio or club. Thanks in advance for the info.

[HectorPF]

Thanks for the information guys. Ill report back before too long and let you know what I stir up. I plan on hitting a variety of set establishments, but when I get buzzed later at night I always prefer to attempt to find a freelancer.

[World Travel 69]

An interesting articles about the barrios in Cali:

http://caliadventurer.com/neighborho...good-bad-ugly/

https://www.quora.com/What-are-the-g...-Cali-Colombia

http://blancavalbuena.com/top-neighb...cali-colombia/

[Novato]

Anyone have any luck with freelancers on Avenida Sexta?

I saw a news article that this area was turning into the new red light district.

In my trips to Cali the Sexta WAS the happening place for Salsa and for everything else. Over the years it has deteriorated that most of the clubs that once attracted the crowds have closed down. Business has also been drying up for the sex workers in this area. Many trannies have taken over their territory so if you monger here you better do a voice check or a crocodile check before you get take out.

I still have the contact numbers for a couple of the girls that work these streets if you want a safe adventure at a reasonable price.