Medellin Reports

[Cm6363]

Thanks to everyone for the helpful reports. I have a question I could not find on my own or maybe I'm not looking in the right places.

I have two friends that want to go to South or Central America for a guys' long weekend (4-5 nights). Could you gents please suggest which city you would go to for the freebie scene and other activities? I was considering Medellin or Cartegena, but also welcome ideas outside of Colombia. My friends are in their mid-thirties.

Thanks!

Thanks for all of the responses Gents. It does sound like Colombia will not be a good place for my friends. One speaks minimal Spanish and the other none.

I guess I could have been clearer too. The point of the post is obviously not consistent with the traditional purpose of this forum. I am a member because of the great reports and the expected use. My friends do not have an interest in that route, but thought I could get some suggestions on where civilians might like to party. That is to go on a more traditional vacation with beach or hiking, other daytime activities and chasing tail at night, whether they be locals (which is a rare success in most places) or other tourists.

Someone suggested Aruba (which they've tried) and St. Marteen, which we are considering. Any other suggestions? Are there good places for civilian tourists that I could break away from? Would anyone recommend DR? BTW, the civilian interests do come first.

Thanks again!

[Ezyngo]

I woke up around 9AM. Went down stairs for some breakfast. It was just the usual included, nothing to write home about. Novia called while I was writing report #1. We met up at la estacion Barque Barrio. She looked very good to eat. You know how those calenas all seem to have the nice tan skin and sexy long black hair. Went to have lunch with a place somewhere near BJ Park, average food but noo too expensive, like $20K for both. I tried to finish up quickly so we could go back to the hotel for some 'afternoon delight'.10-15 minutes walking back to the hotel. Novia looked tired, said she got up very early this morning for some housework and some work she had to do for the company she works for. The minute we came inside the room, she asked me to go to for a siesta. I say 'oh yeahhhh'. She laid there not too long before we started to kiss and then when I started to reach inside her panty, she said 'no puedo'. I went 'por que? ' and just as soon as I said that my fingers touched a 'sanitary napkin'. Inside my head, I went 'shit. Fuck. ' but I told her it is ok. The only thing I could do was sucking her small cup A breasts and kissing. Did not ask her for a BJ. Kinds spoiled the mood for me. Anyway, we slept together for like two hours until around 4:30PM. She asked to go get with her to get a birthday cake. Tomorrow is her BD. So out we went, took a bus to Laureles, close to estacion Floresta, nice bakery store. Got a cake for $30K, she paid it with her own money from her regular work. I wanted to part with her because I had another non-pro waiting in the wing to meet tonight. So I told her I could take el metro back alone. But she insisted to go with me and I agreed. Came back to Avenida Oriental close enough to the hotel. She caught a bus back to her house. And back to the hotel I went. I immediately set up a meeting with the other non-pro. Was promised at 8:30PM but she did not show up until 10:30PM (the usual Colombia time). I was about to head to La Mayorista thinking this girl was not coming at all. But finally got her in my room. Broke out a bottle of Chivas Regal 18 years olds brought from home. Chit chat for an hour or so and then into bed we went. Nice BBBJ. She really knew how to work a dick. For a second time in two nights, got a chica whose pussy smells nice and sweet. Again, thank God. Great sex. Then on came the condom. This one really liked to talk while having sex. A good 30 minutes went by banging her in different positions, more sexy talk but could not bring myself to ejaculation. Probably a little too much whiskey but then I finally managed to empty my balls in a little more than 10 minutes. Laid there with her and slept until about 4AM in the morning when she woke up and said she had to go home. She asked for some money. Gave her $100K. But it was really worth it. Two nights, two chicas, TLN, very happy, worth every pesos. I left out some details but still got a hangover from last night, can't write anymore. Did not remember to take a foto of this girl. She said there'll be a rock concert somewhere in Medellin on Sunday and I think I'll go with her and repeat. Will have photo then.

Good days gents.

EZ

[Knowledge]

I cannot share this statement. Having worked in Colombia I experienced that lawyers, engineers and medical doctors for example do not speak English or only very basic English unless they work for foreign companies. These people are not peasant class at all. Thus Spanish is a must to get into contact with locals.

This is only my personal opinion. I think speaking the local language makes connecting with people easier, whether you are trying to do a professional business deal, use a sex worker, or enter into a romance for the ages. I think the first two situations I mentioned are much more likely and realistic than the third. I also think talking about this over and over again. Especially on a forum about a basically unrelated subject. Is about as interesting as a day full of Lifetime movies.

[Colbrotha]

I cannot share this statement. Having worked in Colombia I experienced that lawyers, engineers and medical doctors for example do not speak English or only very basic English unless they work for foreign companies. These people are not peasant class at all. Thus Spanish is a must to get into contact with locals.

I agree 100 por ciento with TuDueno. After being out of Colombia for several years, my ex-best friend, and a distant cousin were the only people that came close to being fluent in English. One sells products to the US, the other an Engineer working for a Canadian Oil Company. All the doctors, dentists, entrepreneurs, accountants, that I've come across at Club Campestre or through business couldn't speak a word of English to save their lives PERIOD. Pulling TOP SHELF BREEZIES (9-10s) can only be done with Spanish at the end of the day. You can't be in with the family if you can't communicate in Spanish. Dos Centavos.

[TuDueno]

Not too sure about that. Only the lowest of the lowest peasant class at the bottom of the totem pole will not speak English. Any middle-class Colombian with standard education will speak fluent English and will be international minded. Only if you're going for the uneducated peasant girls will Spanish become a necessity. A middle-class guy from abroad ought to be able to find middle-class Colombian lady of equivalent age and social status without a problem.

I cannot share this statement. Having worked in Colombia I experienced that lawyers, engineers and medical doctors for example do not speak English or only very basic English unless they work for foreign companies. These people are not peasant class at all. Thus Spanish is a must to get into contact with locals.

[Colbrotha]

Not too sure about that. Only the lowest of the lowest peasant class at the bottom of the totem pole will not speak English. Any middle-class Colombian with standard education will speak fluent English and will be international minded. Only if you're going for the uneducated peasant girls will Spanish become a necessity. A middle-class guy from abroad ought to be able to find middle-class Colombian lady of equivalent age and social status without a problem.

I have to agree with Wilt on this one. I went to high school in Bucaramanga so I can say from what I've seen that English is not spoken that much at all in that part of Colombia. Most students have to take English Classes for six years (from primero sexto). And with all that preparation and years of learning, no matter what your level is (estratos) , only a few speak more than the basic "Hello,","Thank You","I Love You" nonsense. The Colombians are just too shy, that's what I figured to be the problem; Les the pena. You have to understand, people are running around town with SHIT on their shirt written in English and are clueless as to what it even says. I lived there for four years and maybe ran into a couple of people that spoke broken English, but DAD FUN 555 said middle class speak fluently. This is simply not true. That will give thewrong impression to all foreigners / gringos visiting. You can get around without speaking the language within the bigger cities, in certain areas, like the International Zone in Bogota. You'll run into lot of gringos in certain touristy areas throughout Colombia, no doubt. But the average person doesn't have the slightest clue about communicating in our language. Because of that, I think we're one up on them, since we're not afraid to go there, and hang out, and speak in their tongue even though its more than obvious that we have an accent; yet they (meaning Colombians collectively) are afraid to speak my language. My Spanish is good, damn good, but you can still hear the accent. I keep everybody guessing, as you should, they think maybe Bolivia or Peru, but not a a gringo accent.

On Dad's last point, I thoroughly agree, someone middle class would've travelled outside of Colombia and has had their horizons opened to a different point of view. But even still, a gringo / american / european middle class, is way above their middle class financially. Hence if you move there, and are in good shape, and can speak conversational spanish, one should pull TOP SHELF at the end of the day; sooner or later, because we simply have more to offer and have more money. It's that simple.

[Member #4244]

Not too sure about that. Only the lowest of the lowest peasant class at the bottom of the totem pole will not speak English. Any middle-class Colombian with standard education will speak fluent English and will be international minded. Only if you're going for the uneducated peasant girls will Spanish become a necessity. A middle-class guy from abroad ought to be able to find middle-class Colombian lady of equivalent age and social status without a problem.

I would say that is a bit of an overstatement, I have met many educated girls and girls from say strata 4 neighborhoods that spoke little or no English. The second party of what you are saying is definitely accurate but bear in mind that they are going for a short time.

[Member #4244]

The freebie scene? Colombia is not really a liberal one night stand type of place. There are no singles bars where drunk women are looking for random hook ups like Sex In The City. That is North America and Europe. You should probable take your vacation there.

If you are looking for P4P Colombia is great. For me on a sex vacation I would go to the Caribbean like Curacao, Saint Martin, Aruba. Have a really nice vaca with putas and beach and other good things. Other activities? Medellin has some malls or you could visit Pablo's grave or take in the Botero paintings. That wold kill a few hours. The Feria down here just ended but that always aoffer things to do. Try next year end of July beginning of August.

Seriously if you are not coming down for working girls I can think of 10 other better places to get what you are looking for. JMHO

I have found it relatively easy to have one-nighters in Colombia, in MDE I feel like it's a lot of effort for nothing though, you will just wind up paying more, expending more energy and getting more of a mixed bag than you would with a pro. Medium-sized cities you can have more success, strangely a friend and I also had good luck in BAQ but that may have been just that, good luck.

Medellin has some stuff to do, it just depends on your age and interests. If you are young and want to have cheap fun, you can hang out in Parque Periodista and some of the neighboring areas (Bello for example). That doesn't sound like the kind of scene they'd be after though. You've got some nice little spas to take dates to near by, could kill a weekend there. El Penol and that kind of mountainous, naturey stuff. During holiday (Feria de las Flores, Semana Santa, etc) there is a lot of stuff going on in the pueblos, saw some interesting festivals (Santa Fe de Antoquia, Rio Negro, etc.)

It's not Paris and it doesn't have a beach but it's not boring to me. Aruba, Curacao, well the beach is the saving grace there otherwise there is fuck all to do.

[Mrkuyamandla]

2 questions.

1) Has anyone here ever mapped out the places? In the quito forum, someone took images from google maps and wrote in the names of those places. It was super convenient. If one exists for Medellin, I'd love to see it.

2) I'm near the Santa Fe mall (high end malls adjacent to one another. Forgot the name of the other, starts with an O). Does anyone know the closest places to this area?

Thanks

[Mrkuyamandla]

The freebie scene? Colombia is not really a liberal one night stand type of place. There are no singles bars where drunk women are looking for random hook ups like Sex In The City. That is North America and Europe. You should probable take your vacation there.

If you are looking for P4P Colombia is great. For me on a sex vacation I would go to the Caribbean like Curacao, Saint Martin, Aruba. Have a really nice vaca with putas and beach and other good things. Other activities? Medellin has some malls or you could visit Pablo's grave or take in the Botero paintings. That wold kill a few hours. The Feria down here just ended but that always aoffer things to do. Try next year end of July beginning of August.

Seriously if you are not coming down for working girls I can think of 10 other better places to get what you are looking for. JMHO

You can meet regular chicks too if you speak spanish. Around zona rosa. (applies to Bogota and Cartagena). Plenty of those girls would love a ticket out of there and a guy with money to spend.

[Hioctane]

Thanks to everyone for the helpful reports. I have a question I could not find on my own or maybe I'm not looking in the right places.

I have two friends that want to go to South or Central America for a guys' long weekend (4-5 nights). Could you gents please suggest which city you would go to for the freebie scene and other activities? I was considering Medellin or Cartegena, but also welcome ideas outside of Colombia. My friends are in their mid-thirties.

Thanks!

As other's have pointed out. For the low class, uneducated and young chicas, you'll need some Spanish. For someone to speak English, you'll need to go after older chicas. 25+ that have gone to a university. You might try Parque Lleras. If they have money, that's where they would go. It's still hit or miss because you'll get a lot that don't speak spanish too. However, it's a lot easier if you make a connection on a dating site, looking for 25+ with an education.

Like any country. Either speak the language and go after everyone or go after the older, educated women.

[EstebanH]

Lighten up Franciss, hahaha, a little light hearted humor is fun, breaks up the same questions over and over again, it's cool.

Most of the newbies I meet are respectful too, but we all pay our newbie dues.

You are right. My apologies to The Stilt. Its all good.

[Ezyngo]

I apologize to you gentlemen. This report was mistakenly posted on the 'Colombian Peso exchange rate and related issues'.

Good day gents.

EZ

[LuckyEddie]

Thanks to everyone for the helpful reports. I have a question I could not find on my own or maybe I'm not looking in the right places.

I have two friends that want to go to South or Central America for a guys' long weekend (4-5 nights). Could you gents please suggest which city you would go to for the freebie scene and other activities? I was considering Medellin or Cartegena, but also welcome ideas outside of Colombia. My friends are in their mid-thirties.

Thanks!

The freebie scene? Colombia is not really a liberal one night stand type of place. There are no singles bars where drunk women are looking for random hook ups like Sex In The City. That is North America and Europe. You should probable take your vacation there.

If you are looking for P4P Colombia is great. For me on a sex vacation I would go to the Caribbean like Curacao, Saint Martin, Aruba. Have a really nice vaca with putas and beach and other good things. Other activities? Medellin has some malls or you could visit Pablo's grave or take in the Botero paintings. That wold kill a few hours. The Feria down here just ended but that always aoffer things to do. Try next year end of July beginning of August.

Seriously if you are not coming down for working girls I can think of 10 other better places to get what you are looking for. JMHO

[Dad Fun 555]

Forget Colombia. You will not get non pros unless you speak Spanish, and have more time than less than a week.

Not too sure about that. Only the lowest of the lowest peasant class at the bottom of the totem pole will not speak English. Any middle-class Colombian with standard education will speak fluent English and will be international minded. Only if you're going for the uneducated peasant girls will Spanish become a necessity. A middle-class guy from abroad ought to be able to find middle-class Colombian lady of equivalent age and social status without a problem.