Quito

[Prokofiev]

I tried out VIP Paradise Women yesterday afternoon. Was dead at 3pm, but chicas were starting to filter in. When I arrived there was only one working the rooms - Brigette, 21 yo morena, relatively slim, attractive. At first I wasn't interested in her, but her personality was good and after sharing a drink for 15 minutes ($5 chica drinks) I was sold. Had a memorable $15 session and English lesson - probably 30-40 minutes total and no rushing. The session was over because I was done . . . This was the most GFE I have seen outside of the massage place El Especator 817, where they are sweet as sugar, especially to return customers.

The place is really a corner house with a warm and welcoming decor, although no real sign that it is a sex club. On my second pass by, the ever-present "black dude" was out front - a sure sign of a chica club. Lots of decent couches to sit on and relatively nice rooms. It gets a thumbs up from me, especially during the dead hours. With a bigger crowd it could become another Club 122 meat market. Spent $3 entrance = cuba libre, $5 chica drink and $15 ficha. For about an hour total I got my moneys worth.

As to non-pros and GFE, this varies so much that it is hard to pin down. Depends upon your age, appearance, style, social skills and Spanish ability. There are a number of discos / salsa dancing places with lots of young people. YMMV . . .

[Member #4167]

How is the non-pro scene in Quito?

I want to know too.

[Prokofiev]

Hi Pro, if you don't mind me asking, may I ask where you are staying? Just wondering because I remember seeing a nice apartment building on Av. Washington, right off Diez de Agosto, and I always wondered what the rents were. The building I'm refering to was kind of pink in color, and looked pretty new. Like you said, the location is fantastic in terms of fuck clubs; Bolivia 148, Juan Murillo 122 & 200 and El Swing are all within a block or so if I remember correctly. If I could do it all over again, that's the area I would have stayed in, since Club 122 kind of became my second home.

The place is called La Casa Grande, has 4 towers of condos - about 175 in all. On the corner of Jorge Washington and 10 Agosto. Cant miss it. Most of the places are small 2 bedroom units with around 500 sq ft. Not great, but not bad. I am paying $400/ mo. which includes utilities (= only $10/mo!). I have heard that a decent price would be $300-$350, but $400 is only $13 a day. The place has NO heat, but I like it cool. Got into here thru the owner of my Spanish school, but I´m sure you could find something in the same building thru the internet. It is well located and right by the trolley bus stop. Also has great security.

Went back to Bolivia 148 last night. Dead. And it didn´t quite feel right - soooo I moved on to Club 122. Maybe 25 chicas which is not alot for that place, but always some lookers. Took a skinny morena for 1 ficha. 15 minutes of doggie. Didn´t ask for a tip. Didn´t get one. Uninspired, but a nice view of morena ass for my $8.

It has been raining for the past 6 days. Yesterday rained all day and was very cold. Will try some new places tonight.

Keep the Faith, -P

[Dickhead]

When I was in Quito in February, I met a disgraced or de-frocked ex-cop from Adelaide who was living in that pink building on Washington St. and he told me $350 a month and he was satisfied with it. I think he said that included utilities. He said it was a true one bedroom and not a one-room efficiency. I actually went by the building to check it out but it was a Sunday and I was not able to get in to talk to anyone. He was a couple of tacos shy of a combination plate, though, so take it for what it is worth.

Hope that helps.

[Ezinho]

on this single block (i have an apartment across the street) there are at least 4 fuck clubs alone.

hi pro, if you don't mind me asking, may i ask where you are staying? just wondering because i remember seeing a nice apartment building on av. washington, right off diez de agosto, and i always wondered what the rents were. the building i'm refering to was kind of pink in color, and looked pretty new. like you said, the location is fantastic in terms of fuck clubs; bolivia 148, juan murillo 122 & 200 and el swing are all within a block or so if i remember correctly. if i could do it all over again, that's the area i would have stayed in, since club 122 kind of became my second home. also, there was this all you can eat for 250 pennies chifa restaurant further down diez de agosto that i would eat at all the time. rumor had it they used dog meat in many of the dishes. but i digress.

nice reporting, btw.

now for [CodeWord118], when i was living in the uk there was a hooker who used to advertise that you could [CodeWord140] in a glass and she would drink it. hope that helps.

uhh, ok, i guess that "helps". thanks for sharing.

[Dickhead]

there was a hooker in the city where i lived in the us who was a dwarf. here name was "li'l bit." probably the best thing was being able to set your beer can on her head while she was blowing you. she got murdered and i don't think they ever found out who did it. but it sounds like pro just had a very short girl who was neither a midget nor a dwarf. there is no hard and fast line as far as height goes. for example, pygmies are neither midgets nor dwarves. there are a lot of dwarves here in buenos aires and a lot of them sell lottery tickets (also a popular occupation for deaf people).

now for [CodeWord118], when i was living in the uk there was a hooker who used to advertise that you could [CodeWord140] in a glass and she would drink it. hope that helps.

[Prokofiev]

I doubt most normal people could tell you what the difference was between a dwarf and a midget!

Jaimito,

What does NORMAL have to do with any of this???

Or are you just pointing out the obvious,

--- That Dick Head is anything but normal???

Cheers, -P

[Prokofiev]

That's funny! LOL!
If you get a 25 minute session are they goign to be knocking on your door every 10 minutes?

Well, so far I have not had anyone knock on a door. At most places, the girls make the decisions as to time, as far as I can tell. My 1st time at Cheers I bought 2 fichas from the get go and spent at least 25-30 minutes with her. She didn´t seem in a hurry. All the rest have been 1 ficha dates. A few at Club 122 seemed ready to roll after 10 minutes so YMMV.

Yesterday, shortly after leaving my massage session at 817, the electricity went out. Not just the entire city of Quito, but half the country! Lasted about 2-2.5 hours total. Everything was a giant cluster-fuck. With all the stop lights out, traffic was at a stand still. Como siempre . . . The first 2 days I was living at my apartment, the water went out. Just to my building, but it was no fun. Also half the cell phones in Ecuador (with Porta) were out for 2 days several weeks ago. You need to roll with the punches here or you will be continually POed.

After my session with Maritza yesterday, I returned to the room to check for all my stuff. I told her, ¨I just want to see if I left anything behind¨--

She replied, ¨Solo la leche Senor.¨

I like a girl with a sense of humor

----What club did you see the midget in? I'd like to hit that also-------

I remember her name was Erica, 20 yo from Guayaquil. Try her and report back whether she is a dwarf, midget, little person or 5th grader. She may be hard to find without your glasses. But remember what they say:

Once you go Midget, you won´t go back . . .

Cheers, -P

[Jaimito Cartero]

holy fuck, i haven't been this entertained on the quito board since ... i don't know when. prokofiev is banging dwarves courtesy of my maps, alias wants a piece, dickhead is expounding scholarly on little people differentials, and water boy is worrying about tuna scents and jizz trails ... this is awesome.

"i picked the little one because ... well because i wanted to. ... she can give a bj standing up without her shoes"

keep up the great work, guys! lol

an entertaining thread, certainly. perhaps we can find a lactating dwarf, who gives/receives [CodeWord101]? :d

[Joe Shmoe]

How is the non-pro scene in Quito?

[Tungurahua]

Holy fuck, I haven't been this entertained on the Quito board since ... I don't know when. Prokofiev is banging dwarves courtesy of my maps, Alias wants a piece, Dickhead is expounding scholarly on little people differentials, and Water Boy is worrying about tuna scents and jizz trails ... this is awesome.

"I picked the little one because ... well because I wanted to. ... she can give a BJ standing up without her shoes"

Keep up the great work, guys! lol

[Prokofiev]

---A midget? Not a dwarf? Because midgets normally aren't sexually mature. But either way you are a sick puppy.-----

No DH, I´m only kidding. I would not do that. She was actually a 9 yo girl . . .

OK. That´s a joke . . .

She was working last Friday at Bolivia 148. I´m not a dwarf expert like DickHead. I only know she was about 4´6´´ in high heels. She has a big butt and thick legs, but above the waist she looks kinda normal. Not bow-legged like alot of ... umm - little people. But she can give a BJ standing up without her shoes, and I´m only around 5´11´´ or less.

Bolivia 148 is the perfect example of why you need Tung´s maps. Call me crazy, but there is NO WAY IN HELL I´m going into a semi-dark doorway to nowhere, with no sign, and a dude with a shotgun standing out front just to ask if chicas are available. On this single block (I have an apartment across the street) there are at least 4 fuck clubs alone, along with the Ministry of Finance!, a huge yellow building. Hey, DickHead, maybe you could get a job here? Great lunch hours for only $8 a ficha.

The chicas at 148 seemed pretty drunk, which is NOT typical of the other places I´ve been to. Several girls fell on their ass while I was there. 7 dogs and 2 chicas guapas on Friday at 9pm. I picked the little one because . . . well because I wanted to. I was her 1st gringo ever. No surprise there. She is not a looker and seemed drunk once we got to the room. The guy who runs the place gave me a WTF? look as I paid my $10. Like why in hell her??? The girls here have gym lockers upstairs with combo locks like in junior high school. Would not recommend her or even the place itself. Just something to do. Not good, but not bad.

More later, -P

[Member #4167]

Loud and 20 people just outside the door talking and laughing. I may as well have invited them in.

That's funny! LOL!

How abou the comment Crypton said: "Felt Rushed. Knocks on door every 10 minutes" (That was at a $15 Chongo). If you get a 25 minute session are they goign to be knocking on your door every 10 minutes?

Gracias for your earlier answers!

[Dickhead]

A dwarf has short arms and legs and a more or less normal torso (but which does not look normal due to short legs and arms). A dwarf will have tits, mustache, etc. because they are sexually mature. They often die young due to heart malformations and such.

Midgets are very small, sexually immature people. They are more rare than dwarves. Dwarves are thought to result from chromosomal abnormalities whereas midgets are thought to be birth defects. Male midgets will not normally be able to reproduce and female midgets don't normally menstruate. In contrast, male dwarves are sexually potent and female dwarves have fully developed gentalia and so forth.

Hope this helps.

[Jaimito Cartero]

A midget? Not a dwarf? Because midgets normally aren't sexually mature. But either way you are a sick puppy.

I doubt most normal people could tell you what the difference was between a dwarf and a midget!