Quito

[Juanjo767]

For those of us not living on a tight budget, I would HIGHLY recommend Café Rojo. Café Rojo is the chongos chongo. It has an EXTREMELY clean lounge area, with an ample supply of doable chicas. At my count, there are 15-20 chicas there. 1-2 are not doable. The rest are doable depending upon your taste of the day. A lot of these women are tuneadas (too-nay-ah-dahs: they have breast implants.) There is no negotiating needed. Fichas are $20, and that’s that (approximately 15 mins.) This place is ran like a club, with a bar and a DJ spinning the hits.

I would recommend that you call the girl over that you like, buy her a drink or two and see if you’re compatible. The sessions are better if you talk to the girl first. I don’t think I saw anybody buying girls drinks, however it can’t hurt. After visiting this place, I would never go back to Club 122. This place has a TON of rooms. I mean a TON. However, it seems that each chica is relegated to a certain section of the club for some reason. I will admit that between Ecuador and Colombia, there appears to be a shortage of decent bedding material.

The first chica I sexed here ended up being a bad experience. She was lazy, so I had to do all the work. In the end, she told me that time was up and that I would have to buy another ficha if I wanted to continue. Because of her, I didn’t go back there for a while. That was a mistake. The other women that I was with didn’t rush me, and didn’t speak of a time limit. Unfortunately I didn’t get a picture of the stopwatch chica.

Speaking of which, if a girl is from Ecuador you will probably have to give her a tip in order to get some pictures. They, for obvious reasons, don’t want pictures of themselves floating around in areas where they were born and raised. $5 should do the trick if you promise not to take a picture of their faces. Some won’t allow pictures regardless. Colombianas on the other hand just don’t care.

Entrance is $2 I think. That gets you the right to enter paradise. You have to pay for all of your drinks. Water is $2, so I can only imagine what the price of beer/whiskey is. I would say the best time to get there is around 4PM. That seems to be the time when the most chicas are there, however there are doable chicas there from the time they open, until the time they close. This is an upper scale (as far as Quito goes) establishment, so dress presentable. This place is literally a stones throw away from the airport, so you can check your bags on your flight out, and then catch your last "taste" of Quito before leaving.

The pictures of the establishment are below. I had a HARD time finding this place. The pictures should make it a lot easier.

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[Juanjo767]

after leaving blondy night club on a sunday, i had a horrible time trying to get a taxi. as a point of reference, i’m black. i waited about 45 minutes to an hour for a taxi. none of them would stop. since i was standing under a light, i could see that most didn’t have passengers (although some did.) some would slow down like they were going to give me a ride. however, after they saw that i was black they would immediately speed away. adding insult to injury, a couple taxis stopped to let people out to the chongos. they sped away quickly as soon as the people got out of the taxi, although they had just seen me trying to wave them down. this just happened to be one of the colder quito nights.

i finally got a ride from a taxi driver, who was black! in fact, he was the only black taxi driver that i saw in quito. he basically explained to me about the racism there. had it not been for him, i would’ve had to walk back to gringolandia. needless to say he got a $20 tip that night, and i never went back to south quito.

that said, i did not have problems getting taxis in other parts of quito at any time of the day or night. in fact, if i was walking, they would honk at me to see if i needed a ride.

[Juanjo767]

i decided on a sunday to check out two spots that tung mentioned are open on sundays (noches de paris, and blondy.)

noches de paris: avoid this place like the plague! this place serves up poon with a side of hepatitis on a stick! this place is just plain nasty!

i got there around 9pm, and paid like $2 to get in. i then went straight to the back, where i found an open table. this table had a pile of limes that looked like some homeless bugger had eaten them down to the peel, and then some.

allow me to paint a picture for you. on my right were a group of boys who appeared to be gay. i know of no man who dances like they danced. in fact, one of them was wearing a g-string. i had the unfortunate pleasure of finding this out when one of them tried to pull his pants down (it wasn’t like the guy was trying too hard to stop him.) anyways, there were about 4 of them, and 2 girls were dancing with them. to this day, i’m not sure if they were working girls or if they were friends of these guys. every chance they got, the guys were trying to take the girls clothes off (successfully i might add.) one of the chicas was a blond, who stripped completely naked while dancing. i would’ve done her, but i left my condom body suit back at the hotel. i also would’ve been in need of a keg of isopropyl alcohol. the other chicks that were there were downright beastly looking. just hideous to say the least.

on my left was drunkards row. i eventually made my way to the left after a seat opened up, so that i could get away from the overwhelming smell of limes. upon taking my new seat, i was overcome by the overwhelming smell of [CodeWord140]. a quick look to my right showed me where this smell was coming from. the mens bathroom has no door! in fact, it’s mainly a trough where guys go in to take a [CodeWord140]. i look back to my left, and i have this drunkard spitting onto a floor. he obviously knew that he was not at the white house.

at that point i had had enough, and left to check out the club next door.

blondy: blondy is definitely a step up from noches de paris, however that obviously isn’t saying much. it is much cleaner looking, however i still saw people spitting onto the ground. that said, i shudder to think what their rooms look like. there were only 2 women there who were doable. one of which would require two beers to be doable. the other appeared to be some guys girlfriend. i tried to make eye contact with her, but there was nothing doing since he kept holding her tighter each time i looked over at her.

i have a 15 minute rule in effect. upon arrival, if i don’t see a girl that i want, i will wait at least 15 minutes (15 minutes/ficha.) if i don’t see a girl that i like after that (i usually wait until 30 mins) then i will leave. i waited for 30 mins here before leaving.

long story short, none of these places are worth visiting. however, if you venture out, it costs about $2 to get into each of them, which gets you a beer or water. this review is by someone who did not have beer goggles on when they visited the aforementioned establishments.

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[Juanjo767]

I went to NightKats to do some recon work. I went on a Tuesday at 10: 30 and stayed till 11. The cost to get in is $7? That gets you 2 beers, whiskeys, or waters. You then can negotiate with any of the blatantly overweight chicas whose ying yangs have been stretched out beyond repair. There was only one girl there who was doable, and she knew it. That means that she probably figures that all she has to do is show up, and not put on much of a performance since the other chicas are so fat and ugly. I mean fat too. One of the chicas there was twice my width. Practically every single one of them had a beer belly.

The ambiance of this place is horrendous too. It’s like a steel factory had a love child with a funhouse during a hurricane. There’s metal pipes and mirrors everywhere. Fortunately, none of the chicas came to sit by me. There were only 2-3 guys in there with me when I went. There appeared to be 15 chicas there. At $7 a head, I doubt that this place would ever get packed by Quitenos. In fact, the 2-3 guys that were there with me looked like foreigners.

By the way, there is another chongo, called Queens 2 blocks away that I walked by that same night. It is located off of Juan Leon Mera and Calle La Pinta. I believe that it is the same owner (s) as Night Kats. They are open during the day, but I don’t know what their schedule/prices are. I saw a taxi driver there and asked him if there were any chicas in there. With a name like queens, I’m expecting chicks with dicks. Anyways, he told me that it was closed and that the chicas were all at Night Kats. Since I’ve seen the Night Kats chicas, I obviously don’t need to check this place out.

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[Juanjo767]

Avoid the attached girl at all cost. I had a bad experience with her at Club 122. I don't remember what her name was. Sex with her was nonexistent. She blew me for like 5 seconds, then laid on her back. I was like what? I'm not even hard yet. So she blew me for another 2-5 seconds before going back to her back. I asked her what was up, obviously by then I was already pissed. She said that if I wanted more I would have to give her a tip. At that point, I was through. For $8, I'm not arguing. So I took my condom off and told her that I was going to talk to the manager. She then tried to manhandle me in order to get my camera. She said that she wanted me to erase the pictures. I told her you're crazy. I then left to talk to the manager.

I've had poor experiences, in other countries, with putas before and got my money back. Once I took two chicks in Barbados up to their "room" for sex. Neither one of them wanted to give a BJ, so I went down to the manager and the madam gave me my money back. At club 122, you're just out of luck. That's why I have never been back there (amongst other reasons.) There are good looking women there, but the place is just nasty. I only went back to see one particular girl, however she wasn't there which is why I ended up with this puta.

Anyways, long story short, if the chick doesn't give you your money back you're out of luck.

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[Dirty Willy]

The more butts, the better!!!

As you like

[Juanjo767]

I hope you're OK with showing butts.

The more butts, the better!!!

[Peace1]

Hi,

I have booked Grand hotel mercure (Roco 653 and Amazonas Ave)double room is this hotel guest friendly? Its my first trip to Q and my spanish sucks so any help would be appreciated. Also is the area safe? Any information regarding massage places ie Addresses, opening hours and rates would be great help.

I've stayed at the same hotel and I never had a problem bringing women into the hotel. It's a nice hotel and I would recommend it anyone. It's centrally located to many restaurants, stores, and other services that you might want. There are a few brothels that you can walk to, and I never had a problem walking around that area at night. My favorite hotel is La Colina Suites, but that's just my personal preference.

What's up Dirty Willy? I'm glad to see that you are still traveling to Ecuador. I might go next week. It's between Quito, the Dominican Republic, or Medellin. Where did you take those pics?

[James Tott]

There isn't a whole lot of cheap take out in Quito. Most people go to the brothels, which are self-contained. So, the hotel hardly matters. You might want to read some excellent reports and directions in this section to get a feel for what's available.

Cheers

Thanks Crypton will do mate.

Jim

[Crypton]

There isn't a whole lot of cheap take out in Quito. Most people go to the brothels, which are self-contained. So, the hotel hardly matters. You might want to read some excellent reports and directions in this section to get a feel for what's available.

Cheers

Hi,

I have booked Grand hotel mercure (Roco 653 and Amazonas Ave)double room is this hotel guest friendly? Its my first trip to Q and my spanish sucks so any help would be appreciated. Also is the area safe? Any information regarding massage places ie Addresses, opening hours and rates would be great help.

[Dirty Willy]

peekaboo!!

[Dirty Willy]

It should be an official rule that if you post the picture of a chica, you should NOT show her face. You are only making it hard for the rest of us!

I hope you're OK with showing butts.

[James Tott]

Hi,

I have booked Grand hotel mercure (Roco 653 and Amazonas Ave)double room is this hotel guest friendly? Its my first trip to Q and my spanish sucks so any help would be appreciated. Also is the area safe? Any information regarding massage places ie Addresses, opening hours and rates would be great help.

[Travel And Mate]

Juanjo767: If you like upper scale place, without the 150$ prices of Doll/515/Extasis, try Brandy. I posted a report recently.

Semana sante is not the best time though, many chicas go home for a week or 2.

[Torpy1965]

I think she may now be at club 4033

Are u shure that she realy is? This chica had work alltimes only in top club's like 515 or estasis, earlyer also in the dollhouse. Howlong exist the 4033?