Quito

[Juanjo767]

From the Google Earth file:

"4033, De Los Aceitunos y Av. Galo Plaza Lasso. Look for the giant neon “4033.” Open 6pm, closes early morning. Optimal: 9pm+. Entrance $2.00, large beer, $2 large beers thereafter. $10 chicas. (post354)"

The attached maps, courtesy of Tung, should help you.

Tkank dude,

But where is this club 4033.

When have you seen here?

This or last year?

[Torpy1965]

I think she may now be at club 4033

Tkank dude,

But where is this club 4033.

When have you seen here?

This or last year?

[Juanjo767]

My Club 122 report did not have the attached pictures, because the pictures were too big I think. Here are the pictures at a smaller resolution.

Please see the previous report, for the picture descriptions.

[Juanjo767]

the information on tung’s maps (which are a huuuuuuuuuuuge help! ) needs some correction. the street on which masajes medellin & vip paradise women lie, has had a name change. the street is no longer called fernando meneses. it is now called "arturo meneses p. " if you look at the street sign closely, you can see that fernando was scraped off. this is important to remember, since the taxi driver that i went with had no idea what i was talking about. she stopped at the right intersection, however she was definitely unsure that it was the correct one. vip paradise women:

i visited vip paradise women on a sunday, it appeared that there was no one at home. i rang both bells, however no one came to the door. i looked through the gate, and did not see any movement.

masajes medellin:

after vip, i went to check out masajes medellin (mm.) masajes medellin was definitely a welcomed change to club 122. i will attach a picture of the outside of mm, however when i posted a picture of club 122, it was removed. anyways, it has a white wall with a black door. there is a bell to ring (as i heard it ring when i was inside), however i did not see where the ringer was. from the outside, the place looks extremely dead. it does not look like a club, and it is surrounded by residential homes. i knocked on the gate a couple of times, and eventually someone opened the door. he opened the door about 2 seconds before i was going to leave, since it looked so dead there. after walking through the door, you enter a house that is extremely well maintained. i walked through the front door, and he had me wait in the room to the left. in this room, there are 4 pleather couches which are very comfortable. there are also tv’s here.

how mm works, is that the guy who opens the door for you will begin to call out the names of the chicas, and then one by one they will come in and give you a kiss on the cheek (the cheek to cheek kiss that they do to say hello.) you need to remember their names since after they are finished parading, the guy will ask you which one you want. there were only four women there at the time, and two were occupied (ocupadas.) fortunately, one of the women who was there was doable, so i let him know that i wanted her (i saw later that the 2 other chicas were more to my liking, but i was not disappointed with my choice.) this is a no rush place, and gfe is definitely available imho. part of the fact that there is no rush is due to the fact that they want to sell you some beers. however, they are not pushy when it comes to sales.

here’s the lowdown on the costs. they did not charge me an entrance fee, and the ficha was $30. i am certain that $30 is the gringo price. i’m fluent in spanish, however i let them know that i was from the us. the price was not that important to me. if it is to you, make sure you mention the price first. when she asked me to pay the ficha, i asked her how much did it cost. wrong! you should state the price first, as if you already know what it is. i should’ve said, "it’s 20 right? " (es veinte, no? ). however, the price did not matter to me. at the end, the chica asked for a tip ("mi amor, no me vas a dar una propina? ") i gave her $2. i don’t think that she would’ve cared if it were a dollar. she seemed happy with the $2. do not be a gringo. know what you are going to spend before you get here, and have the money separated in your pocket. do not open your wallet and allow them to see all those 20’s.

the rooms are much nicer than club 122, however they still have the sheets which look like they only get changed once a month. speaking of which, i did not get to enjoy this place as much as i could’ve since i was so used to club 122. at club 122, it’s give me money, insert dick into my mouth, now put it in the vaseline induced wet spot, o-face, then get the heck out of here. here, everything is done slowly. i wasn’t used to that, so i kinda rushed the process. anyways, she gave me a nice little massage to start off with, which was nice. she also gave many hugs and cheek kisses during the whole process (before we went to the room, while we were in the room, and before we left.) there is no clock, and i did not get the sense that someone would come and knock on the door if we lasted too long.

after it was over, i asked her if i could take some pictures. she agreed (she’s colombian) however, she wanted to put her clothes on first. all in all, it was a very nice experience.

as far as ratings go, i would say that the women that i saw there were between 5 and 7 (one 5, 2 6’s, and one 7.) i had to choose between a 5 and a 7. as a point of reference, i visited this place at 4pm on a sunday.

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[Juanjo767]

Quito is at a VERY high elevation. If you have never been to a high elevation before, you should realize that it MAY have an effect on you. Of my own personal experiences, it has almost completely removed my hunger pains. I could probably go on one meal a day right now.

MOST IMPORTANTLY: Until your body adjusts, you may experience headaches. IMHO, it is NOT wise to take Vitamins Ci, L, or V until AFTER your body adjusts. I learned this the HARD way. On my 2nd day in Quito, I had a headache that lasted until the next morning. Tylenol would do nothing to help ease the pain. I basically stayed in my room since I didn't have the energy or want to go out while I was in so much pain. The aforementioned vitamins may compound the effects of the headache, as Ci did me, since they themselves sometimes cause headaches.

[Juanjo767]

It should be an official rule that if you post the picture of a chica, you should NOT show her face. You are only making it hard for the rest of us! Of the three women I experienced (1 colombian, and 2 ecuadorians), two were pretty much adamantly against me taking their picture. One was only too happy to do so, especially after she saw how well she looked in the first picture (she was colombian.) I think, for obvious reasons, the ecuadorians would be against having their pictures snapped. However, one of the chicas told me that one dude took a video of her, and she saw the video on the internet.

I therefore propose IMHO, that we no longer show their faces. After all, we all know the monger code: If she's ugly with a banging body, just put a flag of your choice over her face and say that you're doing her for your country!

I was able to convince one of the ecuadorians to let me take her picture by telling her that I would not show her face, and that if she wasn't happy with the picture that I would delete it.

Can I take a picture of you? : Puedo sacar una photo de ti?

I won't show your face in the picture, only your body: Voy a sacar una foto solamente de tu cuerpo. No voy a sacar una foto de tu cara.

Let me take a picture, if you don't like it, I will delete it: Dejame sacar una foto. Si no te gusta la foto, la borrare.

[Juanjo767]

Here's my offering based upon information that I did not read in the forum, although this information may have been provided already.

First off, club 122 and the surrounding area is shown in the pictures attached. Club_122_a.jpg is the actual club. It is the green building with the number 122 on the gate. The other two pictures show views up and down the streets. The first taxi driver that I took did not know what Club 122 was. The second taxi driver knew it like the back of his hand. That said, in Quito it appears that taxi drivers work best when given cross streets if they don't know the actual location. So always know the cross streets.

Upon entering through the gate, you take a right, and walk though another gate. You will then see a dude at the door of the building with a huge ice chest. You pay him the entrance fee, and then he will ask you what do you want to drink. Word to the wise, if you drink water, make sure that you ask for "agua sin gas. " Non-sparkling water. Sparkling water is HUGE in Ecuador and the guy will give you sparkling water by default.

When you enter the building, you will see a stairway and a bunch of women there by the door to greet the new guys (women are all throughout the place, however some hang out here.) No matter what type of woman that you like, you will find several there that will be to your liking. Don't waste time trying to choose the best one when you're horny. It's not like the rest of them are going anywhere. I just picked the first one that met most of my wants, banged her, showed her my O face, then I was able to clearly decide with a clear head which chick I REALLY wanted.

In paying for the services, there are two methods. The first method involves you paying for the ficha yourself. When you walk into the building, go right into the adjoining room then keep walking until you get to the next room. There is a big desk there with the words ficha in neon above the desk. You pay the guy $8/ficha. A ficha is simply a plastic card with the words club 122 on it. You then find the girl that you want and give the ficha to her. That's the method that I used. What I saw the locals do, is to hand the money over to the chica, and have her handle this.

When I was there, I banged 3 chicas and I tipped all three. None of them seemed to be expecting a tip. None of them seemed happy that I gave them a tip. I therefore probably would not tip again. Tipping here is like tipping someone at a fast food restaurant. They'll take the money, but it's not like they're expecting it. In fact, in general IMHO no one in Quito seems to be expecting a tip.

Lastly, how's the experience? This is NOT a GFE environment. This environment is akin to a middle school dance where you have the girls on one side, and the boys on the other. Each one wants something from the other group, but both groups keep to themselves. This is NOT an american strip club. Girls in american strip clubs play with your mind in order to make you think that they want you. Here, it is STRICTLY a business. Flirtation that I saw lasted no more than about 5 seconds or so. Flirtation only happens between a chica and one of her regulars so that she can see if he's ready. I could not go to a place like this everyday. After I O faced the first chica, it was a pretty long wait (30 mins thanks to vitamin Ci) for me to recharge for the second chica. This is mainly due to the fact that there is no action happening here other than people standing around.

Someone mentioned about the heat, I can DEFINITELY support that claim. The third chica that I had took me to a room that was so hot, that I eventually told her basta! (enough.) There was just no way in the world that I could come in that much heat. Upon leaving I was soaked in sweat, talk about being embarassed. I looked like I had been having sex in the desert. I'm not sure how to avoid this from happening again, other than by going only at night.

Tip: Buy a box of alcohol wipes from amazon.com or your local pharmacy before going. If the chica doesn't have any alcohol, she will appreciate the gesture of you giving her the alcohol wipe. They actually appreciated that MORE than the $2-5 tips I was giving (I gave one chick $5, because I took her to the missionary and wouldn't let her leave the convent. She's petite, I lift weights so it was a lot of work for her. I told her $2 was for the tip, and $3 was for the weight. "2 por la propina, y 3 por el peso. ") I was certain to use the alcohol wipes to wipe down my twig and berries after EACH time I O faced (even after I basta faced.) One chick that I really liked actually sprayed the twig and berries down with her own alcohol then wiped them clean. I would call her the professionals professional.

Tha's all for now.

Don't just use your 3rd eye, also use your 3rd leg.

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[Kapitan Kreme]

Meet this chica sometimes in club 515 in Quito and also in Club Estasis. Was in the 2002 and 2004 again. Someone knows his name or something about here?

Think her name was Gaby or something.

I think she may now be at club 4033

[Saeta119]

What ever happened to the Dollhouse? I read that it was closed on December 2008, but later I heard that it reopen, anyone has any info on that?

Every taxi driver I met told me that the dollhouse was open as of March 1st, maybe even earlier.

[Pty Seminole]

What ever happened to the Dollhouse? I read that it was closed on December 2008, but later I heard that it reopen, anyone has any info on that?

[Dirty Willy]

I was going to write a long humorous report on my visit to Quito but I've just kind of lost steam. I took a ton of photos. I may still put some of those up but no face shots.

As far as relevant and useful information, it's mostly the same as what's been mentioned multiple times with the following exceptions that I tried;

Latitud Cero: http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...postcount=1649 (includes a map)
I showed up on Saturday night around 2AM and they told me it was $25 to get in after midnight. Apparently no charge before that. I told them they were nuts. I didn't go in.

Brandy: http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...postcount=1866
I went on a Wednesday around midnight. One of the barmen who used to work at Swing recognized me and gave me a tour. Seems like a good place with nice rooms, decent music (not too loud) and alright atmosphere. But it's still pretty new so not many women there and I didn't see anything I liked. Give it some time and it might be worth a visit. I think it was $ 2 entry and rooms were $20.

[Juanjo767]

For those looking for cheap Quito Hotels, you can find everything here from a hostel to the Mariott:

http://www.lonelyplanet.com/ecuador

[Travel And Mate]

To each his own Tung, and you've drank from THAT cup, and then some. You may be a porn collector over there but here in Narnia, you're IT :-)

Besides, I share the 800 penny places with many construction workers and lowly med students :

Glad to do my bit, holding the fort till the big rollers return s'all.

Got to run, chongos are waiting...

[Tungurahua]

Juanjo767: I believe that 'commercial,' at least in part, is shot in the old Sicosis chongo before they moved to the Desenfrenos location. Interesting this video was made in Nov 2006 and Club 155 was already there. Obviously we are still missing some.

A video made by someone with pics from myself, Dirty Willy and Buffer is here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WW2oRkYFbw
(pics start at about minute four)

Travel & Mate: As Doom says "May the force be with you!" It appears you are the eyes and ears of Quito these days. How does it feel to have 800 penny paradise to yourself ?!

All I have is the Internet and a growing Cytherea & Lily Thai porn collection. Squirter girls rock.

[Travel And Mate]

Notice to the grand master Tung: please update the list. When you have the time and disposition oh grand master...

Name of club: Brandy
Location: De las Gardenias E10-83 y Av. El Inca. Behind the Puma gas station. Large red wall and white metal gates. As you go down El Inca Street going East, you reach the Puma gas station and turn right, go 80 meters and it's on your left hand. Telephone 091-042-359 for reservations.

Entrance: $3.5 includes 1 drink

Ficha: $20 for 20-25 minutes. But other longer time options available also, including day use of facilities and house chicas. Should be $40 - $50 per hour.

Opening hours: 20:00 to 3 AM, I thinks best will be after 22:00, when chicas from day places come over.

Girls: place has just opened a week ago. Their idea is to have house chicas, always there, and random chicas that come and go. The day I visited they only had 2-3 girls, all very doable, but it was the slowest night of the week. We’ll see.

This place is Doll House or better (upper class joint) as far as installations, rooms and services. But with a variety of services ranging from 20$/20 min to a $300, 2 hour party for you and a couple of friends with 2-3 chicas and a bottle of scotch in a private suite with private parking.

For my part I hope the concept take hold and prospers, $8 for a stunner in a dirty stinky little room has it’s limits I guess…