Buenos Aires - 2004 Reports

[One Tree Hill]

Day 1

Arrived with my buddy D Rock via JFK at 11am Tuesday. Ezezia taxi to micro center apartment. taxi 38 pesos. Grabbed a quick lunch on San Martin which included chorizo sausage and my first grilled proveleta. It was very good!

Next headed to the often discussed and at times controversial Sante Fe 1707 apt. This was my 2nd time there. In general do not like the apt scene. Arrival time 4PM.

Four chicas working 1) Paula-brunette 2)Sol-blond 3)Jessica-dark hair and 4) Celeste-blond. I took Celeste. Very pretty, firm breast and ample. Cute face. Real sweet heart. Took the 45 min 80 peso rate. Celeste was a very good short term GFE. DFK, carinos, BBBJ, mult positions etc. All done with a great attitude. She was at least an 8, but attidue and sweetness made her a 10 for me. she is Paraguayita and 23 anos. Highly recommended.

D Rock took Paula a dark haired very cute and sexy chica. Deal was 30 mins at 60 pesos. D Rock reports ok service. A bit rushed. Also she never provided massage as requested UPFRONT and only gave 20 pesos change from a 100 for what was agreed upon as a 60 pesos session. Results - mixed review. Business like.

After a rest at our 2BR apt. took the short taxi to Recoleta and to JAcksons place. Met the mongers there including Capt. Dave, Exon, Flexible Horn and others whose screen names i cant recall. We review some chica casting tapes including Romina (see pics on main page). Good discussion and swapping of info. Had dinner nearby and off to Cafe Exedra. Very busy at 1AM. Lots to look at. But not on the menu for tonight. Off to Hook for my first visit there with several mongers including Jackson, Capt Dave and F. Horn.

Nice scene. As reported very young and petite hard bodies. At 330AM I selected a black haired paraguayita named Nadia on the advice of Capt Dave - good call!!

1 hour 100 pesos. GFE, DFK, BBBJ, carinos and massage after the finish. No entrada at Hook. My beer was 12 pesos and hers was 26 pesos. total expense 138 pesos..well plus a 20 pesos tip I gladly gave her. I usually do not tip unless I feel that the service was well beyond what was agreed upon upfront. Happy camper. 2 for 2 on day one!!

D Rock also took a girl out of Hook. A spinner blond. Short hair and maybe weighs 90 lbs. D Rock reports EXTREMELY tight for an average guy. No DFK, BBBJ, mult positions and overall good performance. Good with her hands, used a little anal stimuli to while performing BBBJ. D Rock probably overpaid. 2 hours 200 pesos, plus salida drink 25 pesos.

More later....

Cheers OTH

[OttoGraham]

I would be surprised if the people at 1707 Santa Fe had spent even the princely sum of 250 pesos for their mattress.......

-Uncle Otto

[Marco Porteño]

Even though I just registered for this website I've been mongering around BA for several years now. When I find some time I will do some memoirs but for the time being I'd like to share some recent experiences. Lately I went to see several masajistas. One of my favorites is Belen of Platynum:

http://www.platynum.com.ar/Entretenimiento/Especiales/Belen/Belen3.htm

A typical Argentinean morocha who gives you a good rub AND MORE ! She is very friendly and IMHO very pretty. $100 for 1 hour of massage and "participacion". Enjoy !

[MeGustaBoliches]

Stoly,

The 250peso mattress comment was in jest, and an overstatement in reaction to Exon's confession of having paid 400dollars (not pesos).

Ok, so the 250peso mattresses are not suitable for extended mongering. But as you point out, he could have bought a top quality mattress for 600 pesos. Maybe he paid the yanqui price?

The list is growing: airlines, hotels, chicas and now mattress stores with double pricing. Is there no end?

Actually, Exon reimbursed me for the cost of replacing my original mattress, which I had originally purchased for approximately $1,000 ar. Yes, there are certainly less expensive mattresses available in BA, but what can I say other than I like to "operate" on a top quality mattress.

Thanks,

Jackson

[Dick U]

Periods!

How could one not smell it during the entire session? It bows my mind. I know I will get amny people upset but it totally unearl!

[Dick U]

Can anyone please reccomand a escort girls from any one of these site that I can use for my upcoming trip later this month.

Thanks in advance!

[Marcos]

Hehmmm ... periods ...

Well the thing is that Exon was fair in paying ars 400 for the mattress.. this is the price for a decent one. A good one costs 600 and the 250 ones sold at Easy are definitely not the quality that you want for good action and sleeping... and ... as someone that rents apartmens too ... will definitely get a protector on mine!

I wouldn't be worried to much if a bunch of testosterone-driven guys made a burst of overpayments. After all, girls know that not the guys are alike in that.

[Mad Max]

Well,

my .06ar

You can not stop things like that from happening.

If they are stupid enough to pay it, the girls are smart enough to get it.

I will never protest when a girl can get more than normal.

Look at it as a benifit.

For those of us who know better. We know the local rate. We know what they will really go for. We can laugh with them when they ask for the stupid gringo price. (See any stupid gringos right now???).

I have no problem with the girls making as much money as possible for their work.

I too paid too much when I first arrived in BA, but no more.

The power is in the knowledge!!!

Mad Max

[Thermo480]

The damage been done ...

A friend of mine went down to BA recently with 12 party animals from the States. They went to places like Shampoo, Blacks and Level3 (Some incall place. Anyone ever tried it? Any good?).

These guys were just a bunch of animals. They didn't care about the prices they paid to the Chicas, so they ended up paying $150-200 (that's right US Dollars) for short time action. This is AFTER negotiation, so they were pretty proud of themselves!

Given the Chica gossip network, I'm sure stuff like this gets around like wildfire and I'm not sure what can be done about it, now.

These guys were supposedly an Animal House like bunch of steriod consuming, iron pumping, frat, jock boys. So my friend says, there was no reasoning with them.

My friend wants everyone to know that he didn't participate in this madness. He only paid $40 Pesos for his chica.

I don't know what can be done now, but just thought the Board should know why, when the club chicas start asking for $200 US for short time action.

I tell you. I am SO PISSED! Just great. Just great. I want to be able to enjoy BA next time I get down there. Too bad we can't stop idiots like them from going.

[Slurpee]

jackson,

sorry to bug, but will romina be added to the line-up at argentinaprivate? so that i can get the number and rates etc.

thanks,

slurpee

[MoonDog]

Exon123,

Great story, thanks for sharing. We have all been there, and it is no picnic.

It was great meeting you last night, and a fun time at Exedra and Cattos. Hope to see you in the future.


Moondog

[Dickhead]

I'll wade through the Red River any time; I just won't drink from it. Put a towel down first and go for it, I say. I disagree that women shouldn't work during their periods but of course full disclosure should be made.

But then again, I'm kind of a

Dickhead

4 days and counting.

[Exon123]

Exon Reporting:

I sugar coated it Mongers. Frankly there are many cases of murder with much less blood. It was a true blood bath, as I said the spot was a 3 foot circle. Moreover I'd fucked up Jacksons hot water heater because I didn't know how to use it. No damage, but I ended up taking a cold shower to get the blood off me. Seems I'd fucked around with the thermostat so even more punishment for my transgressions. Hey, it was dark, we were both drunk and it was time to fuck. This could happen to anybody.

Exon

P.S. Carolina's coming over for a quickie at eight p.m. before I leave for the A.M.A. meeting at Jackson's at 10 pm. He, he, he.

EDITOR's NOTE: Posting of this report was delayed pending revisions to remove the multiple dashes throughout the text. To avoid delays in future reports, please consider using a period to separate your sentences. Thanks!

[Dick for Brains]

Exon,

Great report---Just be thankful that Jackson didn't have one of those Duxana luxury mattresses

Given the traumatic experience you have suffered, I think we can all now sympathize with your periodic need to be punctually unique here on the site---And, given the fecundity of your reporting, perhaps we can compromise rather than shed blood over this issue---How about if you continue to use dashes to signify end of sentences, but when you finish an entire thought, to signify the end of a paragraph, why not add a couple of "carriage returns"?---In this way, eye cramping is reduced without the unsettling menstrual associations

We mongers are reasonable people---perhaps this is a compromise that we can all live with

No need to decide immediately---Why not think it over and give us an answer by the end of the month?

On a more sanguine note-don't you normally cunniling or at least visually inspect before the main dish?---Just curious---Perhaps this is why the French prefer a douche before a romp

Congratulations on a humbling confession


DfB

P.S. Jackson - Sorry I digress from the posting guidelines this one time.

[MeGustaBoliches]

Exon,

Remind me to never rent my apartment to you. ROTFLMAO.

Next time you ruin Jackson's mattress, just run over to the Easy store and buy a new one for 250 pesos and have em haul away the old one.

Great story. Thanks for the laugh.