Pattaya Reports

[Dive Monger]

As I've said many times before; show me where to find a pretty young woman LT for 1500 baht and I'll do it. All the suggestions I've seen lead to average-at best looking girls or dogs in their mid 30's.

I'm completely OK with average looking girls in their 30's as long as they fit some basic criteria:

-thin.

-petite.

-long dark hair.

-no tattoos or crazy piercings that make them look like a hardware store.

-warm and affectionate.

For ones that are not dogs, I generally pay 2000 baht LT / all night. 1500 you can get if you have a great rapport, get lucky, or she really really is turned on by you. As I am hairy and fat, and well past sixty, this becomes a rarity.

[World Travel 69]

Here are a few places open in the day time.

https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?h...601503754&z=14

Let's forget about where to get daytime beer for the moment. The more important question is where does one go for girls in the daytime?

Soi 6 doesn't open until 6 pm. Walking Street doesn't open until 8 pm.

Where do I get girls from 1 pm until evening? -- assuming that I'm not interested in soapies or picking up random girls from 7-11. I mean, yes, I realize that if you live in Pattaya, you've got a long list of contacts that you've built up and that you have girls on tap 24/7 and getting a girl is never more difficult than ordering a pizza.

But if you're the tourist who is visiting for a week, where would you recommend this dumb Farang to go for the easiest / best line-ups of girls during the day?

Or are dumb Farang American tourists just out-of-luck during the day?

[Mr Enternational]

As I've said many times before; show me where to find a pretty young woman LT for 1500 baht and I'll do it. All the suggestions I've seen lead to average-at best looking girls or dogs in their mid 30's.

Show me where to find the women that you are talking about and I will show you how much they will really go for.

[MrManGuy]

If you say so. I am very happy for the girls who can extract that sort of money.

Thai economy will resurrect as those girls will have then big spending capacity compared to the average.

As I've said many times before; show me where to find a pretty young woman LT for 1500 baht and I'll do it. All the suggestions I've seen lead to average-at best looking girls or dogs in their mid 30's.

[BionicMan]

I pay on average 4. 5 k a night which is the going rate for young attractive women instead of uglies or old dogs.

If you say so. I am very happy for the girls who can extract that sort of money.

Thai economy will resurrect as those girls will have then big spending capacity compared to the average.

[APReport]

Almost enough. You forgot about The Telephone Bar, LE Poste, Bliss Lounge, and the other BJ bars on Soi Post Office. Other than that I would say it is a complete list.

Bliss currently is closed for renovation according to its sign posted on front.

Wednesday night Walking Street and Beach Road were flooded from the thunderstorm rain. Flood level breached over sidewalk curb height on Beach Rd. Forcing all the FLs and the homeless to scramble for shelter on the east side of the road where it's better illuminated thereby had the opportunity to get a good of the faces of the FLs.

[MrManGuy]

I want to support this excellent advice from Crazy4 Thai. As I am an old tired jaded punter these days, my preference is an older lady who I can enjoy time with and if things are good, spend an entire night with. The sexual activities are just one component of the experience, and often these days not even the most important component. As I like massages in Thailand, I use afternoon massages to evaluate massage ladies for later takeout. This last trip in Pattaya I got just a foot massage (no happy ending or anything else, it was out in the public street-facing windowed area of the shop) and ended up finding a lady who was cute and interesting and just fun. I didn't do her that day, but came back the next day and made arrangements for her to meet me at my hotel after she got off work (so no fee to the shop). We got a bit to eat, had a drink or two, and went back and had a nice night. 1500 baht. So I would highly recommend trawling for gash in the massage parlors; I am pretty sure that pretty much any of the massage ladies would be available for takeout (although the logistics might vary).

I only go with young stunners. All of the Thai girls I was with (except for one) were ridiculously warm and playful. I pay on average 4. 5 k a night which is the going rate for young attractive women instead of uglies or old dogs.

[Member #4698]

Do you use rubber boots when you go in the sea?

Unless you have a wound in your feet, flip flops will do.

Umbrella, I buy the foldable one at 7-11 2/300 boats, no worries to forget it somewhere when rain is over.

Fear of getting wet? Take a girl to the room and do the compulsory shower, she will dry you.

Are you kidding me? I can't believe you, BionicMan, would walk thru those dirty puddles in flip flops. The only people I have ever seen wade through that filth are poor, barefoot, down on their luck, Thais. Not even crazy Russians walk through the backwater and with good reason. Those flash foods on the streets are the result of backed up, overflow, sewer water. I don't consider myself a germaphobe, but there is no way I am going to slosh around in those temporary street ponds. That's filthy polluted water. I hope your tetanus shots are up to date. 555, besides I never wear flip flops except by the pool. I find them terribly uncomfortable for walking any distance, plus I hate the look out on the street or in restaurants/bars. My current favorite shoe is the HOKA ONE ONE Challenger ATR 3. What a great walking shoe although actually it's category is Trail Running Shoe.

http://www.outdoorgearlab.com/reviews/shoes-and-boots/trail-running-shoes/hoka-one-one-challenger-atr-3

I tell you what, Bman. We should hook up one time after a rain storm and you can show me that you do walk through the backed up street water on Sukumvit, BKK in your flip flops. We will both have a laugh and then I will buy the 1st round of a quality craft beer somewhere. And then we will get you a tetanus shot.

[BionicMan]

A quality umbrella is an abolsute necessity. But I also think a good pair of water proof wading boots is a great idea for the flash floods that occur on many sois after every downpour. Check these bad boys out. The video is impressive.

http://www.orvis.com/wading-boots

I would have a pair if I lived in Thailand.

Do you use rubber boots when you go in the sea?

Unless you have a wound in your feet, flip flops will do.

Umbrella, I buy the foldable one at 7-11 2/300 boats, no worries to forget it somewhere when rain is over.

Fear of getting wet? Take a girl to the room and do the compulsory shower, she will dry you.

[Dive Monger]

This is a very good list. I would add just about any massage lady that catches your eye is a strong possibility. It is harder to find "legitimate" massage than massage with extras and I do not mean just a HJ.

I want to support this excellent advice from Crazy4 Thai. As I am an old tired jaded punter these days, my preference is an older lady who I can enjoy time with and if things are good, spend an entire night with. The sexual activities are just one component of the experience, and often these days not even the most important component. As I like massages in Thailand, I use afternoon massages to evaluate massage ladies for later takeout. This last trip in Pattaya I got just a foot massage (no happy ending or anything else, it was out in the public street-facing windowed area of the shop) and ended up finding a lady who was cute and interesting and just fun. I didn't do her that day, but came back the next day and made arrangements for her to meet me at my hotel after she got off work (so no fee to the shop). We got a bit to eat, had a drink or two, and went back and had a nice night. 1500 baht. So I would highly recommend trawling for gash in the massage parlors; I am pretty sure that pretty much any of the massage ladies would be available for takeout (although the logistics might vary).

[Christian G]

I was thinking of cancelling my trip to Pattaya after hearing that there was no daytime opportunities for fun in the city. But my trip is back on now. It looks like I should be able to make myself fairly busy during the day after all!

Paranoid? LOL You really have no idea how many girls are around in Pattaya and available online. And behind Sukhumvit road in the Pattaya Darkside have more and more daytime clubs / bars. Really The bars to be seen are infinite.

[Christian G]

I got the telephone bar on my list to check out next month. It's so far off in the middle of nowhere though. Or at least from a newbie perspective looking at a map it is. Pretty simple to catch a motorbike back to central Pattaya? Is it worth the journey? I've contemplated striking it off the map a few times. Guy on another forum insists I have to do it but was unable to give more details.

From second road, drive up Pattaya Tai is around 2,5 km so not much far. Just take a mototaxi (if you don't want drive your own motorbike) and check by your self if the club can suit you. My advice for the newbie: if you are curious about the daytime clubs, go to the clubs and look with your eyes. Sometimes could be a waste of time but sometimes could be alot of fun.

[Blanquiceleste]

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you Gentlemen for all the info. I was thinking of cancelling my trip to Pattaya after hearing that there was no daytime opportunities for fun in the city. But my trip is back on now. It looks like I should be able to make myself fairly busy during the day after all!

Thanks for all the info!

If all else fails, make sure the LT from the previous nights stays till late afternoon. That way you will get your fill.

And I agree the lists shared here are very comprehensive, but they are not highlighting enough the tremendous opportunity that online offers. I had reported a couple of years back about a trip that I had almost exclusively used online to bag women at all times of the day.

I also recently reported noticing an upsurge in the quality and quantity of women available online, and this might have something to do with the new rules. After all girls have to put food on the table and they will find a way to do it.

Absolutely no reason to cancel a trip.

[Blanquiceleste]

I got the telephone bar on my list to check out next month. It's so far off in the middle of nowhere though. Or at least from a newbie perspective looking at a map it is. Pretty simple to catch a motorbike back to central Pattaya? Is it worth the journey? I've contemplated striking it off the map a few times. Guy on another forum insists I have to do it but was unable to give more details.

Don't cancel it. Getting a mototaxi is not difficult. Ask the club staff to find you one if required, they are usually very cooperative.

[UltraHappy]

Club4, 007, Pirates, LE Carre Blanc, Club Sin, J CLub are all alongside each other.
Kinnaree and Heaven's on Pratamnak Hill.
Passion, KitCat, Jade, Rioja (if is open), Winchester (if is open) in Jomtien.
Geisha Bar in soi LK Pavilion, Cum Toghter (ex LE Carre Blanc) soi 33-3rd Road.
LOL_i_tas and The Den soi Chaiyapoon. Velvet Club soi Bongkot. Fairy Club soi Buakhao.
Massage shop in: soi Hoeny, Soi Chaiyapoon, Soi 13-1 and 13-2 and many more massage shop around.
Chat App: Thaifriendly, Badoo, Facebook, Wechat, Tinder.

Enough? ;-)

Almost enough. You forgot about The Telephone Bar, LE Poste, Bliss Lounge, and the other BJ bars on Soi Post Office. Other than that I would say it is a complete list.

This has been discussed before, even quite recently, and the answer is there is no easiest / best line-ups of girls during the day.

I think you have the following options:
- Massage parlors in the area of Soi Honey / Soi Bukhao and Soi 13-1 and 13-2.
- Maybe 'Gentlemen's Clubs' like Kinnaree Place and The Montana Bar if they are still up and running and worth visting. Didn't see any reports recently about these places.
- WeChat. Although it's a little bit hit or miss in the daytime, but certainly worth a try.

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you Gentlemen for all the info. I was thinking of cancelling my trip to Pattaya after hearing that there was no daytime opportunities for fun in the city. But my trip is back on now. It looks like I should be able to make myself fairly busy during the day after all!

Thanks for all the info!