Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[11Bravo]

She says she works there only on weekends, I never saw her pics there again during my other visits, I tried to meet her again the next Saturday but she was not there.

I would repeat her if I could, she was very sweet.

Nice FR, appreciate all the info provided. No doubt you know, but if she's a keeper, tell her you want to see her again and ask for her Line_ID. The worst she can say is no. But if you have a girl's Line, you can contact them directly, find out when (and where) they're working, and make a booking directly. Not to cut out the shop, but have her make the booking for you. Win-win-win: for you, easy to reconnect. For her, repeat business, AND she's bringing in business to the shop, adding to her status. I've found it to be very handy, helping to reconnect even after 3 years. YMMV.

[Paolo99]

These last 10-12 days I've met 3 different girls from Pretty Massage, BTS Thonglor, here is the report on the first that I've met.

Aya: 27 years old, around 150 cm, only 40 kilos, have braces, very slim and sexy body, long hair decolorized, face looks OK and English OK.

I went there one Saturday evening around 8 o'clock.

Been shown 3 girls by pictures, I was not particularly thrilled by these pics, mamasan told me Aya is a new girl and has a slim body.

That was important for me, I don't really like the big framed girls. I asked to see her first, she presented herself with a Wai and a cute smile, was effectively slim and small, it was enough for me, I took her for 90 minutes.

I always take the longest option in these oilies, but was denied the 120 minutes supposedely because they don't have enough rooms.

I found out later that it's most likely because they don't have enough girls so they reduce the time allowed per customer.

That place attracts mostly Japanese guys, so most of the times the girls will prepare themselves accordingly to the Japanese preferences (Clothes, make up, hair style.).

I've rarely met a PSE girl in there, it's more like a place to bang a girl next door type and spend a good time with her for an hour and half or two.

Went up in the room, she came back quickly after getting her stuff, and said "shower" quickly. Good point, she didn't try to waste time.

She undressed (her clothes were not that good looking), but her underwear was sexy, a black 2 pieces bikini that suited her well.

Her body is small but very sexy, skin is not dark (she says she comes from Phuket), very beautiful Acup boobs, no baby, flat tummy, very small waist but big and large hips (never saw that on a Thai girl) with a very soft skin.

It's a shame she is that short, otherwise she would have a killer body if she was taller.

She is very friendly and talkative, all the session went very well, no weird moments, and almost all in English so she can handle a conversation too.

She says she works there for 1 month but I believe she is in the trade for a longer time.

In terms of service I had two shots but she accepted only 1 by FS. The 2nd shot was during a 69, but she doesn't want CIM or COF, as long as she told me beforehand I didn't do it so these were the only downsides with her.

Her pussy is completely shaved, and felt real great when I was inside her, during DATY or when I fingered her. She is very clean, there was a lot of DFK, a lot of cuddling, her BBBJ was quite good too.

She's got some cute sentences like "don't break me", some fake moanings that the Japanese guys seem to appreciate, a bit of scratching my skin with her nails during the end and some "oh my god" too, but overall it felt more cute than annoying even though I felt it's part of her routine.

She says she works there only on weekends, I never saw her pics there again during my other visits, I tried to meet her again the next Saturday but she was not there.

I would repeat her if I could, she was very sweet.

Total: 2400 baht + 100 tip for 90 minutes, afterwards I would say it was very well spent.

Her pics are not available on the website, you can maybe see them if you contact them by line (I've never tried).

Reports about the other girls will come later, hopefully it will be an incentive for other mongers to post their experiences in these Bangkok oilies, the Bangkok massage thread is dead for quite some time.

[GrapeMan]

Went by Soi 7/1 a few times, figured this was of interest. The former Eden Club is now called Red Fern.

It looks basically the same outside and inside in the bar. It now appears to be run by younger 20-something thin and pretty Thai girl who was very nice and spoke English. I was a bit confused at first if they wanted to make this a closed door type hang out bar or if it was just an MP. Chatted with the owner a bit (I assume she was owner?) and I guess they do have bar people as well as MP or have the bar before / after your sessions. I dunno for sure still.

Anyways to the action. Yes, its an MP. There were only 2 girls working when I went. Neither were good, one was older and not attractive, another was 30's and I'll call her an average MP girl. It didn't look like there were any girls taken at the time, just only those 2 girls working. I inquired about what the deal is, and they said it was 2 girl, bisexual, PSE. Price was like 4000 or so. So I guess, pretty much the same setup as Eden was. Since these were the only 2 girls working, that was a no from me, they would be low even on the former Eden standard, plus got the impression that they were not going to be too into the bi thing and it would be just 2 not attractive girls and me, and I could go elsewhere for a better 2 girl experience.

Did not partake, but likely worth a revisit if they get more girls working.

[11Bravo]

My personal favorite place for the above experience is Yama Herbal Massage on Thonglor. The shop's about a 5 min walk up the left side of Thonglor from the BTS.

The store has a mix of older and younger massuses. You typically don't get to pick when you're not a regular, so to ensure you get a young one, make sure there's a young massuse sitting by the window as she is next in-line. All the young ones are thin and in decent shape whilst the older ones are a crapshoot. Also something I have noticed regarding their schedules, the young ones don't tend to be there on Friday and Saturday nights, so keep that in mind if you have a preference.

For pricing it's 750 Baht for a 90 min oil massage (it's Thonglor) and 1 k Baht for the HJ and clothed roaming (it's Thonglor). On top of that you can negotiate for other things such as taking her top and bottoms off. I have negotiated FS here before, but the massage tables are in cubicals with walls that don't reach the ceiling, so I have only ever been offered it on a slow weekday afternoon. I doubt they would agree to it on a busy night.

The shop itself is on the older side, but everything is very clean. Ground floor is for the foot massage and first and second floor is for massage. The place looks legit from the outside and everyone is in uniform with a blue polo and figure hugging black pants.

Wanted a decent, straight massage, so finding myself on Soi 55, found Yama Herbal Massage. Girl in window, best I could see through the tint, looked youngish. Walked in, led to desk, shown laminated menu. Selected 90 minutes for 700 baht. Removed shoes, girl washed feet. She wasn't REAL young, but certainly not old either, could have easily pulled her in a lineup. Provided sandals and up we went 2 flights to room. Small, but sufficient, and clean. Toilet with shower across the corridor. I stripped naked with towel wrapped around me. She started the massage, and I asked her to increase the strength, which she did. Very nice massage. After the back, rolled over so she could work on the front. She basically covered the front, then started teasing around my crotch. She seemed a bit disappointed when I explained I was there for just a massage, no extras. Certainly a cut from an expected windfall from an old man. She then finished with me sitting up, head (upper, like I said) massage, and the karate chops with clasped hands on the back.

Finished, I walked across the hall to take a shower, dressed, and tipped her 300 baht. WIR: yes, but for a massage only.

[11Bravo]

Booked a 4 hand tantra massage at Analisa. Used Line and gmail (maybe I was a little anxious, but I had an opening in the pitching rotation and wanted it filled with something new to me). I received faster responses via gmail, but that might just have been because the same initial message was sent via both. Anyway, everything proceeded using gmail and responses were quick.

Picked Rad and Cake, but Cake not available so let Rad pick her own partner (Aoy). Figured if it was her choice, no problem with working together. Early afternoon appointment at the Soi 6 shop. Facilities nice and clean. Wooden floors. Room had its own toilet and shower, 2 massage tables.

Paid 4000 baht for 90 minutes. Taken up to room, stripped, and took a shower alone while the ladies prepared. Asked if I wanted one or two shots; I asked for the 2 scoop special (hey, hope springs eternal). Laid on the table face down. Having the table hole made face down easy; just hoped the girl underneath wouldn't use my dangling bits as a punching bag. Aoy (young) on top, providing B2B massage, Rad (mature) underneath with the milking. There was a mirror on the floor, but the angle was off from my position. Mentioned it, and it was adjusted, but could only see Rad laying on her back, legs spread. Nothing visible of the BJ. To be honest, I had decided to just be a passenger, along for the ride, rather than driving, just to see how everything played out. Informed that CBJ was included; BBBJ was 500 baht extra. Didn't seem unreasonable, agreed. It was nice, HJ and BBBJ from underneath, but ... uninspiring. Turns out, thankfully, it didn't last for a long time. Rad came up, the table hole was plugged, and I was now laying on my back. Rad did have great oral skills, was persistent, while Aoy did a B2B with her rack on my chest. Rad positioned my hand behind her head to let me dictate the speed. Eventually, scoop number one was delivered in a traditional manner.

The ladies were always busy, one massaging upper, the other lower. Nice massage, and they never took a break. But, again, decent, and while relaxing, just not inspiring. This was NOT full service, but handling was allowed. I was just relaxing, enjoying the massage while waiting for the next round to load. Every year, that resupply truck takes longer and longer to arrive.

Now it was Aoy's turn for HJ (good) and BBBJ (let's just say she needs a LOT of practice). Her efforts were counterproductive, and the more she tried, the further I got from the destination. Finally I said something and Rad stepped in to fill the gap. And here was where her expertise paid off. Was one of those situations where you're just circling the destination, but just never seem to arrive. She had more confidence in herself than I did in myself. I almost tapped out, but her persistence, skill, and effort eventually paid off, and the second scoop was delivered. Guess with the proper stimulation, I'm not that old.

We all showered sequentially, ladies first, then myself. The full time was used, and fully used, no dead time. Like I said, the two were constantly busy working on me.

Bottom line, I'm glad I tried. Ladies photos on the website basically accurate. Rad's sexy talk more distracting than inspiring, and it was more relaxing when they whispered amongst themselves or were silent. It was an experience that I'm glad to have. But I preferred Sukara's salt-tapping and lotion massage, and the 8 handed World scrum was more exciting. I don't fault the ladies, they were OK, but perhaps the idea was more powerful than the reality. I'm hoping to compare Passion's equivalent package later. YMMV.

[JBradBerry]

Back from hiatus, decided to check out the BJ bar scene. I normally use Smooci but now looking at it, 4 k for 2 shots seems a bit pricey for what you can get elsewhere. I went to Wood Bar and 7 Heaven.

Wood Bar.

Decided to go this place afterschool since it is very close to nana bts. You go down the street its on and you will see a bunch of different establishments where girls and ladyboys are sitting outside. This one ladyboy even tried to grab my arm and grab my attention, lmao. I suggest you either walk fast or don't make eye contact. When I got inside Wood Bar, you get the option of 800 baht for a BJ or 1500 for "all in". I decided on the BJ and was shown a line up. There were two good options, one was darker skin with glasses and skinny. The other one smiley, light skin, and big boobs. Her name was Som. I picked the smiley one and we went upstairs where the room kind of looks like a prison. Its a massage looking chair with a sink in the corner. The roof also has bars on top of it. You can hear the other customers getting slurped, which is a little bit of a turn off, but 800 baht can't be too picky. She washed my dong and started the BJ. She does lick your nipples and also gives you a BJ, but she rushes you after 20 minutes. Real big turn off when she says you don't have much time and says hurry up, takes away from the experience. She then suddenly sticks her finger up my ass without asking. I tell her I don't like it and she says it helps me finish after. I tell her 'mai chop' (LOL). And she jerks me off to finish however, if I were to come back, I would get the one with the glasses. For 800 baht, cannot really complain. I would definitely come back.

7 Heaven.

This place is 1300 baht for a BJ, a bit pricey, but in my opinion, the girls are really cute. If you don't mind paying more to have a younger girl with a cute face, I recommend here. I ended up coming here two more times since my last review.

Pim. I won't write too much since I heard she no longer works here, but I just want it to go on record she was the best one.

Lin. On many reviews I have read, it seems she is the best one. I planned on getting two girls but from what Lin told me, the duos are limited because some of the girls don't like each other. I was given the option of getting Mini and Nui as a duo. I wasn't that interested so I decided on just Lin. I was taken upstairs and I waited a little but since she went out on a lunch run. She came into the room and saw a good look of her face. Her face was so-so, A cup tits. However, she has a nice personality and very smiley. You get a typical wash of the balls and she gets started. It was just normal but half way in she just goes crazy. It looks like she is possessed by a demon or something when she is bobbing her head up and down. She does the Japanese moans and I end up finishing 20 minutes in. She massages and talks for a lot after, seems like she only wants to do 1 shot, compared to the others who are willing to do more. (With Pim she offered 3). After all said and done, the blowjob was amazing, but if I could get more shots in with other girls, I will chose the latter. I recommend trying Lin at least once, to see what I am talking about. It was really quite an experience.

[11Bravo]

Thai light skin vs Thai darkie skin. Not a Conspiracy.

Darkness want to be Lighties.

I'm not making it up.

Someone do a spiel on farmers vs city folk, Thais view. Help this guy out.

Timmy:

One of the advantages of being old is having experience. I am fully aware of the Bangkok vs Isan caste system here, and the proclivity of the desire for whiteness amongst Asians. I just don't share that sentiment. Having been coming to Thailand every year (except for Covid) for the last 30 years (and not just for P4P, so I've gotten outside Bangkok, Pattaya, etc. many times), and having traveled extensively in Asia, I seriously doubt that there is anything about Thailand in particular and Asia in general that YOU can enlighten (pun intended) me on.

Given the paucity of any real FR's by you, and the inaneness of most of your posts in general, I'll stand by that statement.

But that's what's great about this forum, everyone is entitled to their opinions. Opinions are like as*holes, everyone has one. It's just that some are more shi*ty than others.

Tell Lassie to run home and get you help; then maybe you can write an actual FR.

Full disclosure, I'm Aryan: blond hair, blue eyes, bad attitude.

Walking down to Foodland the other day, bumped into another falang who's been here for 40 years. We were commiserating on how much BKK has changed over the decades. Back then, walking down the street, eye contact with everyone and if you smiled, you got that famous Thai smile back. Now, it's just blobs of meat to be avoided when passing.

Loy Krathong probably my favorite Thai festival. Went to the local temple with Thai civilian friends, and always nice to see old friends there. One was nice enough to gift me a krathong that I launched on the canal. When I was young I enjoyed BKK Songkran, but as I got older, I prefer up-country. You can still "play water" but no dousings with ice cold water, and the powder is patted on, not dumped on. MY opinion.

[Tim Timms]

No it doesn't, at least to me. Now, if you're a racist .... It always amazes me that certain nationalities complain that they are treated differently but then they're the first to speak about skin color.

Thai light skin vs Thai darkie skin. Not a Conspiracy.

Darkness want to be Lighties.

I'm not making it up.

Someone do a spiel on farmers vs city folk, Thais view. Help this guy out.

[11Bravo]

1. really nice face.

2. looks like Silly Cones.

3. I bet she is way Darker than appears on that Photo. You can tell it's shopped of photo.

Dark vs White. It does Matter.

No it doesn't, at least to me. Now, if you're a racist .... It always amazes me that certain nationalities complain that they are treated differently but then they're the first to speak about skin color.

[11Bravo]

That's a great idea to go look at the photos and make an appointment. Thanks.

Funman13.

Googling "sakura massage Bangkok" (sans quotes) and clicking on Sakura Akasuri link gives a webpage with a map, info, photos, and "popular times" based on "visits to this place", though where google gets that info is unknown. My experience, though latest was 3 years ago, it's busy, lots of Koreans? visiting (Soi 55 was chock-a-block with Korean tourists). There is no lineup, you are shown a book, or maybe it's laminated cards with the girls available. You might try stopping by, asking to see the photos of all the girls, then book when she is available. As I recall, the last times I visited, there was only maybe 4 girls available mid to late afternoon, another time only 2.

Visited there today at 14:00. The available girls are on separate page style laminated cards. I had booked via a masseuse that works there so when I entered her card was not shown to me. Only 2 available, but moot point as I had a booking.

Went with the #8 on their menu, though the menu I was shown had that option at 1380, the VIP was 1580 (unlike the webpage). Strip, lay down on wet table face down. Warm water poured on you, then you are soaped up, washed, and rinsed. Salt sprinkled on you, an apple stuck in your mouth (well, maybe not), and the girl taps the salt into you (mitt using palm), then uses the mitt to scrub the salt. Very granular. The salt rinsed off. Maybe another soaping (so relaxing, I was drifting off). I also don't remember if it was a complete cycle (front and back with the wash / rinse, then the salt front / back) OR it was half cycle (back wash / rinse, salt; then front wash / rinse salt). Anyway, then to the dry table, HOT towels draped over you for the cooking, she gets on the towels and provides a massage. Towels removed, then the lotion massage. Extras possible. I believe simple HJ, she clothed, is 500. I took the next option, B2B with a nice Russian finish for 1000 (it was Loy Krathong).

I'm GUESSING that if you asked to see all the girls' pages so you could pick one and make a booking would work.

[SiamMan]

Any info on HappyBKK on Soi 26?

I would suggest reading through the recent reports from NewtonYork. He mentions details of several visits to HappyBKK.

[Tim Timms]

The cited webpage lists her bust as 85, and those don't look like 85's, so maybe those were her pre-op measurements. And with all due respect, I don't live with it as I just ask if those are from mom or from a doctor. Yes, it cuts a lot of potentials out of the mass, sometimes even all, but I'm just not going to reward bad behavior. I just don't like silicone, but to each his own.

1. really nice face.

2. looks like Silly Cones.

3. I bet she is way Darker than appears on that Photo. You can tell it's shopped of photo.

Dark vs White. It does Matter.

[11Bravo]

Her photo on 141 HK was probably taken by a monger and was not photoshopped. She looks older in that photo. Still, she looks good. I hope someone takes one for the team and try her. Regarding bolts, seems like most WGs have easy access to them (like Korea). So we have to live with it.

Funman13.

The cited webpage lists her bust as 85, and those don't look like 85's, so maybe those were her pre-op measurements. And with all due respect, I don't live with it as I just ask if those are from mom or from a doctor. Yes, it cuts a lot of potentials out of the mass, sometimes even all, but I'm just not going to reward bad behavior. I just don't like silicone, but to each his own.

[FunMan13]

Found a review with photo. Seems to be same watch, so same girl but more casual. Bolt-ONS as sort of expected. Seems decent to good.
https://141hongkong.com/thread-2646658-1-1.html

Her photo on 141 HK was probably taken by a monger and was not photoshopped. She looks older in that photo. Still, she looks good. I hope someone takes one for the team and try her. Regarding bolts, seems like most WGs have easy access to them (like Korea). So we have to live with it.

Funman13.

[BHawk]

I've started to plan my next trip. Found Miki of Momo Thonglor. Looking at her pictures provides me with the best hard-on in quite some time. Just look at her.

Would anyone care to check her out?

http://momothonglor.com/mai/miki

Found a review with photo. Seems to be same watch, so same girl but more casual. Bolt-ONS as sort of expected. Seems decent to good.
https://141hongkong.com/thread-2646658-1-1.html