Lady Marmalade Parties

[Jerboa]

They have the right to do whatever they so choose, it's their business. LMP"s formula works for Britain. LMP is not for the proletariat, it is for those with substantial means. So be it.

Keep up the great work Moss and Emma.

Slavophile

Is this tongue in cheek, or are you really some sort of tw@t? It's not the case that I or others can't afford to party at LMP, but for me the price has hit a tipping point where I don't see it as VFM. 3hrs at £160 might be good, but 2hrs no.

atMoss yes Germany is not down the road, but when you can get a cheap Rtn flight for under £40 it makes the clubs accessible from UK, I'm sure many of your businessmen customers enjoy visiting, they have limited time, and come from countries (USA) where prostitution is illegal.

[Myrrh]

Greetings everybody,

Myrrh would like everyone to know that he is not a fan of Lady Marmalade Parties.

Thanks,

Jackson

[Slavophile]

Look, I reported over a year ago that at LMP things happen organically. When you have guests who are good at sex and the hostesses dig those guests then it's akin to two great Jazz artists just playing and improvising with another. That"s what I dig about the place. I never know what to expect, but I am always surprised and it's always good.

They had a hostess named Ewa from Russia (or the FSU some where) and one time I was shagging her doggy style while she was standing up and then all of sudden she dropped to her knees when she felt I was about to cum and I came in her mouth. In fact, she begged me to cum in her mouth, so I obliged. I am not normally even into that sort of thing. You know what? It was fucking hot because it was spontaneous it was'nt planned out, it wasn't something I needed to do. It was sexy because it was not contrived.

I have seen guys at LMP cum literally on the girls', vaginas (I mean lips, clit) , butt holes you name it. When I attend an LMP party it's like a jamming session of great musicians you just want to see where the music takes you, think Charlie Parker, Dizzy Gillespie and Miles Davis in their prime. At times the parties can take you to interesting places with the help of the hostesses.

Look I normally like escorts who are from 150 GBP an hour range and up. For me. 160 GBP for 2 hours with 7 birds works just fine for me. LMP is in the Center of London, not way out in the East End some where, they adjusted for inflation. Good for them. I hope nothing but continued success.

The other competitors need to step up their game. That is where the burden should fall on the competitors not on the shoulders of LMP.

Maxes Angels used to have high end parties with their girls the cost was like 200 or 300 GBP for 3 hours or so, with 3 of their top notch girls on their roster. These parties were legendary when they existed. They stopped throwing these parties because in my estimate the cost was just too bloody high and not that many people signed up to attend. I could be wrong, but I highly doubt it.

If you don't like this place then don't go. Leave it at that. The more you talk about a place good or bad you are still drawing attention to the very place you loathe.

They have the right to do whatever they so choose, it's their business. LMP"s formula works for Britain. LMP is not for the proletariat, it is for those with substantial means. So be it.

Keep up the great work Moss and Emma.

Slavophile

[Kingh Singh]

There's a honest report on another website of being rimmed and cim, unless its a fake. It's number 114223. I think a more then vanilla service is about right.

[Emma Xxx]

Myrrh,

Not sure why you have appointed yourself The Lord Protector of all members considering attending a LM Party. However, let me state clearly our position on what guys can and cannot expect to avoid you having to go through everyone's reports with a fine tooth comb.

No guy will ever attend one of our parties with the expectation he is guaranteed anything. All our ladies are here of free choice and party how they want to. That means some will be comfortable doing some things, others not. However, it is agreed that there is no anal and all sex is with protection. Beyond that, it is their choice.

Now I understand this concept of not being guaranteed something at the cheapest price is beyond your comprehension but for 9 years now, guys have been attending our parties under this agreement, have enjoyed themselves, returned and also recommended us to others so this way works. We realise we will never please everyone and sometimes, as with you, this is a blessing!

You can carry on attacking us and anyone who has a good word about us but quite frankly, anyone contemplating attending our parties and who possesses a modicum of intelligence will read your rantings and treat them with the contempt they deserve. You do us no harm and just make yourself look like a twisted and bitter little troll.

Speaking of trolling, on the other parties section, you have insinuated something and I have challenged you to be specific. Let's see if you have the balls to answer or if you are a coward as well as a troll.

Moss

[Myrrh]

Greetings everybody,

Myrrh would like everyone to know that he is not a fan of Lady Marmalade Parties.

Thanks,

Jackson

[Member #4207]

Swingmaster, thank you for your feedback.

SwingMonger.

As I read it, you seem to have been satisfied with your time there but your main source of dissatisfaction was the lack of numbers which impacted on the party aspect. Alas, that is something we cannot control and at certain times of the year we have the odd quiet party. You post actually backs up something we tell people who want to attend a quiet party. They are not as good as ones with more guests! Just happens your timings were off.

Agreed on the numbers front. But hey that's fair enough. I was early in the week, I had considered returning the following Saturday but changed my mind as bizarrely I have found Saturdays too busy with the type of guys that tell the wife they've gone to the football.

When we moved location, we were naturally concerned about the impact on and opinions of guests. Whilst we cannot hope to please everyone, the overwhelming feedback about both the location and venue has been positive. Whilst inside the congestion zone, parking is plentiful and I have to say that we drive a 17ft SUV with ease around the area. The vast majority of our guests who drive do so at evenings or weekends when both the congestion and parking places are free.

Fair enough but I preferred the two floor layout at Lancaster Gate and it was off the main tourist routes for access. BTW you know you're going to get pulled for that miss spaced plate with an illegal font!

Contributions are always a point of discussion and wether they are value compared to places like Azerbaijan, Germany or anywhere else is wholly subjective. If someone is in London, the only relevant price is a London centric one. I would point out to Jerboa that the lack of parties has no bearing on our pricing. The £160 contribution is a £20 rise on the old one, unchanged for 4 years and although it came into effect 5 months ago, was announced a year ago when there was more parties around.

As I said earlier, I appreciate your feedback and take it on board. I hope you accept my response in the same spirit. We appreciate everyone's feedback but on occasions that feedback is based on a one off snapshot. You have partied with us for 7 years so presumably enjoyed it so I am sure you will try again and hopefully have a different view next time.

Moss

£160 isn't much of an issue for me, the girls are great fun and attractive so its worth it, but I would like to see a return to better service in the non play area. We are paying guests after all.

I'll be back when business trips allow time to play between flights. Guess its the price of an unusual addiction.

[Member #4207]

The £160 party fee may be a bit for some but is subjective, at least the good thing is additional services such as Rimming and Cim are being offered

At times.

Never seen rimming at LMP although the girls often try to finger your arse but this is just a tried and tested technique to make you cum quicker, I always stop them trying this old trick on me, I'll finish in my own paid for time thank you.

CIM is avoided by the providers, it does happen but usually as a result of bad timing (by the girl!).

[Kingh Singh]

The £160 party fee may be a bit for some but is subjective, at least the good thing is additional services such as Rimming and Cim are being offered

At times.

[Jerboa]

Yes for a large city like London there is no serious competition since Gent Parties got shut down, but saying that they were a bunch of liars and bullshitters, obviously at LMP it's a max 2:1 ratio, so I don't mind paying more but there is a balance.

[Emma Xxx]

Myrrh,

Google is your friend. Why don't you let your fingers do the walking and find these other parties if you believe they exist.

Parties, like any business, need customers. To get them, they advertise. So instead of stalking us and posting negative comments on somewhere you have never been to, try and be a positive contributor to this website and find these alternatives.

When you do then you can publicise them to the rafters on the general party forum.

One tip for you. You will gain more credibility if after finding somewhere, you actually attend one of their parties and give a detailed review.

Somehow I suspect you find it easier to troll on here.

Moss

[Emma Xxx]

Moss you might of announced the price rise a year ago, but the fact is you're the only game in town, your business decision to raise the price, but it was done a lot easier without any serious competition.

It's been a long time since I last parties at LMP, I had considered a return as I know you still run a very good party, but the £20 rise put me off, not VFM to me for a 2hr party, for €70-€150 I can spend 12 hours at a German Partytreff or sex party.

Jerboa, I understand that everyone has a tipping point and the £20 increment was yours. That I fully respect.

Our decision to implement it was not taken lightly and certainly was not influenced by the competition or lack of it. We chose to publicise the increase many months in advance to demonstrate that it was a carefully thought out move. Every business has to strike a balance between price and quality and it is sometimes necessary to increase one to maintain the other.

With respect, I cannot understand why people compare pricing for us to somewhere in Germany. The typical member of this forum who visits us is here in London on business and looking for entertainment in the limited time they have free. What is available in Germany is about as relevant to them as what is available back in their home nation. Additionally, with the fall in value of the pound against the Dollar and Euro, along with the fact we accept both as payment at prevailing rates, even with the £20 increase, guests are still paying essentially the same as they were 5 years ago!

I hope you continue to enjoy your partytreff visits and maybe some day we will see you again. We do not view them as competitors due to geography and I am sure there are enough party fans for all of us to continue what we do.

Regards,

Moss

[Myrrh]

Greetings everybody,

Myrrh would like everyone to know that he is not a fan of Lady Marmalade Parties.

Thanks,

Jackson

[Jerboa]

Swingmaster, thank you for your feedback.

Contributions are always a point of discussion and wether they are value compared to places like Azerbaijan, Germany or anywhere else is wholly subjective. If someone is in London, the only relevant price is a London centric one. I would point out to Jerboa that the lack of parties has no bearing on our pricing. The £160 contribution is a £20 rise on the old one, unchanged for 4 years and although it came into effect 5 months ago, was announced a year ago when there was more parties around.

As I said earlier, I appreciate your feedback and take it on board. I hope you accept my response in the same spirit. We appreciate everyone's feedback but on occasions that feedback is based on a one off snapshot. You have partied with us for 7 years so presumably enjoyed it so I am sure you will try again and hopefully have a different view next time.

Moss

Moss you might of announced the price rise a year ago, but the fact is you're the only game in town, your business decision to raise the price, but it was done a lot easier without any serious competition.

It's been a long time since I last parties at LMP, I had considered a return as I know you still run a very good party, but the £20 rise put me off, not VFM to me for a 2hr party, for €70-€150 I can spend 12 hours at a German Partytreff or sex party.

[Emma Xxx]

Swingmaster, thank you for your feedback.

As I read it, you seem to have been satisfied with your time there but your main source of dissatisfaction was the lack of numbers which impacted on the party aspect. Alas, that is something we cannot control and at certain times of the year we have the odd quiet party. You post actually backs up something we tell people who want to attend a quiet party. They are not as good as ones with more guests! Just happens your timings were off.

When we moved location, we were naturally concerned about the impact on and opinions of guests. Whilst we cannot hope to please everyone, the overwhelming feedback about both the location and venue has been positive. Whilst inside the congestion zone, parking is plentiful and I have to say that we drive a 17ft SUV with ease around the area. The vast majority of our guests who drive do so at evenings or weekends when both the congestion and parking places are free.

Contributions are always a point of discussion and wether they are value compared to places like Azerbaijan, Germany or anywhere else is wholly subjective. If someone is in London, the only relevant price is a London centric one. I would point out to Jerboa that the lack of parties has no bearing on our pricing. The £160 contribution is a £20 rise on the old one, unchanged for 4 years and although it came into effect 5 months ago, was announced a year ago when there was more parties around.

As I said earlier, I appreciate your feedback and take it on board. I hope you accept my response in the same spirit. We appreciate everyone's feedback but on occasions that feedback is based on a one off snapshot. You have partied with us for 7 years so presumably enjoyed it so I am sure you will try again and hopefully have a different view next time.

Moss

LMP early week.

I have been a regular visitor to LMP over the last 7 years (my how time flies) at their Lancaster gate venue posting as MK (those who know – know. Don't you WR etc). This was my first visit to the Westminster venue.

First impressions : Easy to find, Emma texted back the address on booking in the usual manner.

I alighted at Westminster tube station and it's a five minute walk. Easy access, met by a Polish lady at the door who gave a brief tour. Place is clean as LG and has the advantage of three bathrooms. However one head was bagged off as out of order. Only two play rooms were open on this visit due to lack of players.

Of those rooms open one had a double bed and a play swing and one had a double bed and a single bed.

Therefore first impressions were good but not great...